SC Changing/Locker room (de)motivational posters

We have all seen at work or online those "(de)motivational" posters. You know, an image of an eagle flying, with a big word like "Teamwork" and a caption like "The wind under our wings" or some crap like that.

I thought it would be funny to start a discussion on the (de)motivational posters that you might find in the changing/locker room of a SC.

For example:
A picture of a crab "Penicillin, it doesn't cure everything"

I'm sure the responses should be entertaining ...