Raincoat

From the Joke of the Day discussion: Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes.

Southern Comfort in Mt. Joy, IA has a never-used giant shower room with a door. It would be a perfect place to perform this fine form of exotic entertainment. I hope they are reading this.

It sounds to me like she is ready to go to a club and apply for a job. If she's not ready to quit her day job, then I suggest that you find a club that welcomes women, and makes an effort to get female customers on stage without scaring them. Iowa clubs do the best job of this. Some have a Mardis Gra night where your wife would go from guy to guy earning beads.

With apologies to Stiletto, I like every part of a pretty woman. Of course a man's ass is gross, men are just generally gross to look at - even for women. A young pretty girl can turn me on with anything: armpits, the back of her knee, the arch of her foot, or even her asshole.

I have never seen a pussy that I didn't like. However, if it is a club where the girls show pink then I don't like the ones that stick together so all you see is a crack. Where it's legal, those girls need to reach down and spread those lips.