Comments by smokeshopjoe (page 5)

but I will say average i try to keep it 5 over (10 tops city/15 highway) or what ever traffic dictates.

well I know a volkswagen rabbit 08 can do about 125 in traffic on the i 10 thru the deserts of california. i am guessing the lil thumper only had a few more mph in it though. Also the top speed I got my 04 ford explorer to was about 115 after 150,000+ miles on it i dont think that feet is repeatable, but I still drive my car 70+ in a 35 on windy mountain roads with a canoe strapped to the top. I took a toyota corolla up to 121 mph through the mountain passes going to san diego. There is nothing quite like feeling that point just before your tires start to slip driving like a mental person.

Farmart didnt fall down the well. It seems that he is just simply, wait for it, IN THE DOG HOUSE, with his HI girl. and quickly followed up by the reasons i dont have kids. to quell the beast a few benedryl will do the job and are commonly found at any pharmacy across the US and I assume canada too. and if that isnt your cup of tea good ol zanax will do the trick, there was a girl i was seeing on the side and she had a prescription for her dog for zanax unfortunately she took as many as her dog. Damn I miss those titties.

Sounds like detroit should put a $10 tax on head.

I thought he was talking about kinds of weed

I am with juice and rh48, and as a side note wearing the athletic shorts also tells the girls what you are after. No use coming on over to me if you dont like what i am wearing or dont like what i want to do.

mmmm wheatgrass. Unless she is a brit then she could just be asking for a gun.

The vip special oil change gets you free vip cover. I know wouldn't go more than 1500 miles between oil changes. Laundromat sc combo sounds nice too. Gym strip club combo would be nice too.

Because all the hot girls are ignoring and only uggos come over to bother me.

I would let them finish and watch where they went write down the license plate number of their car or follow them if they didnt get into their car. If they did have a car i would go track it down through the lp number and would smear etching paste on all the pieces of glass on the car and slash all 4 tires. And if no car bat or canoe paddle to the mouth until they were missing several teeth.

@ jester214 The dutch pot comment is a bit different they wouldn't be charged with a crime they would be fired as they cant prove that the drug use was only in the netherlands. Drug use is against the employment practices of the us govt. Unless there is something directly in their contract or orders about the hooker thing if they were to be disciplined I think they have a case for employment violations. Hell if you read the full article it almost sounded like the one guy who didnt want to pay possibly didnt know she was a pro. And it seems more that they are upset at the 2 bombs that went off.

I had one fart and then stood up and wafted it right up to my face needless to say when she asked if I wanted another one at the end of the song. I just shot a "Are you that fucking stupid" look she then had an embarrassed expression on her face took my money and left. I Will not front on someone for letting one go. But use your head that is a major mood killer.

hold on hold on. Only down by the river.... anybody... I will say i have had much sex in my explorer it isnt as much a sport utility vehicle as much as it is a SEX utility vehicle

Oh and as a side note i have a friend who says if his kids put him in a home when he is older he is going to do that to get himself kicked out.

I wonder if he left his account open and some one is misusing it

@Ermita Sadly if a crap word is used often enough it becomes a real word such as truthiness or googling I also like how everyone involved says no sexual abuse happened (parents, kid and lady) but alas the prosecutor is going for it. I sometimes fucking hate the judicial system.

"juicebox" Oh he is a member who is oh SO MUCH better at this stuff than you can ever be. Are you by chance lovemetiddys with a new name? LOL that is what i thought

I know I hate putting my hand bag on the floor because when do I always manage to pee in it... I hate strip clubs who try to light with entirely black lights. Also when the strip club is fucking freezing. Dancers who bathe in perfume. Body glitter. Dancers who still come back and ask wanna dance after the 3rd or fourth NO. Dancers who dont even come by and say would you like a dance after tipping on stage. You dont have to drop everything after your set but how hard is it to remember hey its slow and that guy gave me a dollar when no one else did.

@leeh i believe that is called making it hail.

I fucking hate this state and dont send that dumb bitch here

Art you should have said nope i am the upper middle class fellow from Saskatchewan. and worst case scenario it will only cost you another trip to hawaii.

xedin5436 for the win. Well except for the cheap old smelly staring guy who asked her out but when that failed flat out asked how much only to finally to cum on her with out tipping.

@gatorfan it smells just like my dirty laundry!

my bitch brought a demon home from a hotel once. I know all of you dont think I am serious or sane. but let me assure you, it was real and it sucked. I would figure though that if there was a ghost at a SC they would stay there.

well only 478 you would get some of my harry belly and ass grinding on you and maybe a handy, but only because you are special.