OTC in a Van ?

I have had sex with a babe at the hellhole of the world. I had a big old Dodge Ram van, plenty of room to do the deed.If anyone walked by, they kept walking.

Been blown in the parking lot more than once in my car.

Been blown in the parking lot more than once in my car.

Back in my late 20's, early 30's, I had a pickup with an overhead camper. It was self contained and I kept it stocked with booze. I always drove it to parties.

I saw some guy getting a blowjob in what looked like a stalker van outside a club in Myrtle Beach once...never even come close to getting one myself (outside a club or inside for that matter) *sigh*

Got a mediocre BJ from my ATF, in my car on her smoke break the Friday before New Year's Eve. It was hard to complain about since I live in a "no xxxtras" town.

It is physically impossible to have sex in my BMW Z4.

Van Morrison
Van Cliburn
Van Halen
Van Heflin
Van Johnson
Van Gogh
Van Helsing
Dick Van Dyke
Jo Van Fleet

Thanks for the replies men....good stories

Mo'head god I love it when you troll ! Your getting good at it lmfwao !

Story around the campaign that Newt Gingrich was seen getting head in his driveway by an aide walking his children back to the house.

Ebay occasionally has real life Mystery Machines available. Park one of those in the club lot and if you don't tap any pussy that night you got no game.

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me

Juice....had two dancers in the car at the same time about 3 years ago....and it was in one of the dancer's car...a sweet mercedes! We MADE room!

Motorhead left out:

Steven Van Sandt
Gus Van Sant

and of course,

Vanna White

Have not. I sold my Buick before I started clubbing. Had plenty of civilian tail in that ride.

You guys are the best ! Thanks for the motivation.....I'm so going to invest in a shagging waggin !

hold on hold on.


Only down by the river....

anybody...

I will say i have had much sex in my explorer
it isnt as much a sport utility vehicle as much as it is a SEX utility vehicle