Things I Absolutely Dislike about Strip Clubs and Clubbing ;) LOL
Alucard
1. Having to travel out of town to find Extras friendly Clubs. I have to go North of the Border (Ohio/Michigan Line) to find these Clubs
2. Clubs that charge fees for valet parking
3. Clubs with Cover charges on the afternoon shift
4. Clubs with Music that Kills my ears with EXCESSIVE decibel levels
5. Clubs that don't play enough 1960's, 1970's, 1980's & 1990's Music. All Rap to a BIG No-No!
6. Clubs that charge for good seating. I should be able to pick my seating among any open seating.
7. Uncomfortable seating
8. Clubs with incompetent or Know-it-All management
9. Clubs with rude staff
10. Shot girls who refuse to leave me alone when I've indicated I'm NOT buying
11. SLOW servers
12. Servers who harass me to buy drinks for myself or dancers
13. VIP rooms that are TOO small
14. VIP rooms that don't have comfortable seating
15. VIP rooms where the Bouncer is sticking his nose into my FUN
16. VIP rooms without doors. GREAT if I can have a VIP room with a door at a Club that I'm favoring at any particular point in time. A positive for The Hustler Club.
17. Poorly maintained Restrooms
18. Restroom Trolls - LMAO
19. High cost Soft drinks & Fruit Juice. I don't drink alcohol, so NO comment on this point
20. Clubs with Dancers who SHOULD NOT be dancing - a)Due to having NO skills of any type - b) Due to EXCESSIVE weight - c)Due to Horrid attitudes
21. Clubs with dancers like lovemetiddys
22. Clubs with ALL Blondes! - LMFAO
23. Clubs with dancers who can't be TOUCHED
24. Clubs with dancers who can't be STARED at
25. Clubs with dancers who cover up TOO much of their bodies
26. Clubs with dancers who DON'T swallow - ;) LMAO
27. Clubs with dancers who spit - LOL
28. Clubs that are too dark (Poor Lighting)
Well I can't think of anything else at the moment. I'm sure more will cum to mind later!
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I think you're slightly missing the point.
And I suspect you aren't a person of veracity based your "Strip Club Freebies?" thread.
However one of my favorite clubs in Indiana (the Hip Hugger) still allows it.
10 Worst Things About Public Toilets
1. Wet toilet seat
2. Unflushed
3. Stinky
4. Dirty floor
5. Wet floor
6. Lock on door broken
7. No hook to hang up your handbag (and you have to put it on the floor!!!)
8. Cubicle too small - so you have to brush up against the toilet seat to close the door
9. Have a WARM seat
10. While waiting in line and you are the next to go and the cubicle door opens and out walks like the dirtiest, grubbiest looking person. And there's a queue behind you and you have no choice but to suck it up and enter...
Do you really put your handbag on the floor? Really?
Some guys are utterly disgusting will behave like animals without adult supervision. We needs trolls to keep the bathrooms clean and the animals in check. Have you ever been to Cannonball in Toronto, one of the top rated clubs on here? They don't use trolls and their bathrooms are pigsties - flooded toilets, the works.
That one slipped my mind when I was making the list.
But I do have an appreciation for older than 20's dancers. My 2 Ex-ATFs were 40 y/o & 37 y/o when they became my ATFs. Both still looked very attractive & could fuck and suck with the BEST! LOL
Yo guys, we don't know each other that well...
Good list, hope that few/none of those things happens on your visits........
Not with me they don't. LOL
Blondes do NOT attract me. I'll take Red hair followed by Brunet or Black hair.
"Being frisked at the door by XXXL bouncers with huge clubby fingers"
Another 1 I missed. I've NEVER been frisked & I don't think I'd care for it to happen by a XXXL bouncers with huge clubby fingers.
I hate strip clubs who try to light with entirely black lights.
Also when the strip club is fucking freezing.
Dancers who bathe in perfume.
Body glitter.
Dancers who still come back and ask wanna dance after the 3rd or fourth NO.
Dancers who dont even come by and say would you like a dance after tipping on stage. You dont have to drop everything after your set but how hard is it to remember hey its slow and that guy gave me a dollar when no one else did.
@Alucard - obviously you've never been to Virginia, because you left off:
29. Pasties
30. Safety shorts
31. $60 lapdances
Ah well, at least that's usually only limited to the main floor...
Clubs where all of the dancers are with regulars and there are only the least attractive left to dance.
Communal lap dance rooms.
29. Pasties
30. Safety shorts
31. $60 lapdances"
Nope, I've never been to Virginia. Those are good additions. LOL
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one.."
Clubs where all of the dancers are with regulars and there are only the least attractive left to dance.
Communal lap dance rooms."
I've run into my share of dancers with bad pussy hygiene.
I actually don't mind an open VIP room. It is good for scouting. And it doesn't bother me at all if other couples look at me. LOL
I tend to trip over things when I CAN'T see them. I don't wish to fall & break a bone or my Head. A bit more light is appreciated. LOL