Things I Absolutely Dislike about Strip Clubs and Clubbing ;) LOL
Monday, April 2, 2012 12:30 PM
Here is a list, it will NOT be complete no doubt because I'll not remember some possibilities. I'm sure my memory will be stimulated by the contributions of my Fellow TUSCL members & others. LOL
1. Having to travel out of town to find Extras friendly Clubs. I have to go North of the Border (Ohio/Michigan Line) to find these Clubs
2. Clubs that charge fees for valet parking
3. Clubs with Cover charges on the afternoon shift
4. Clubs with Music that Kills my ears with EXCESSIVE decibel levels
5. Clubs that don't play enough 1960's, 1970's, 1980's & 1990's Music. All Rap to a BIG No-No!
6. Clubs that charge for good seating. I should be able to pick my seating among any open seating.
7. Uncomfortable seating
8. Clubs with incompetent or Know-it-All management
9. Clubs with rude staff
10. Shot girls who refuse to leave me alone when I've indicated I'm NOT buying
11. SLOW servers
12. Servers who harass me to buy drinks for myself or dancers
13. VIP rooms that are TOO small
14. VIP rooms that don't have comfortable seating
15. VIP rooms where the Bouncer is sticking his nose into my FUN
16. VIP rooms without doors. GREAT if I can have a VIP room with a door at a Club that I'm favoring at any particular point in time. A positive for The Hustler Club.
17. Poorly maintained Restrooms
18. Restroom Trolls - LMAO
19. High cost Soft drinks & Fruit Juice. I don't drink alcohol, so NO comment on this point
20. Clubs with Dancers who SHOULD NOT be dancing - a)Due to having NO skills of any type - b) Due to EXCESSIVE weight - c)Due to Horrid attitudes
21. Clubs with dancers like lovemetiddys
22. Clubs with ALL Blondes! - LMFAO
23. Clubs with dancers who can't be TOUCHED
24. Clubs with dancers who can't be STARED at
25. Clubs with dancers who cover up TOO much of their bodies
26. Clubs with dancers who DON'T swallow - ;) LMAO
27. Clubs with dancers who spit - LOL
28. Clubs that are too dark (Poor Lighting)
Well I can't think of anything else at the moment. I'm sure more will cum to mind later!
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