"Are You The 'Rich Guy' From Alberta"?
On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular lady wasn't there but I had a most successful VIP session with another of the club's beauties. During the small talk while we were 'cooling down', this dancer chattered away with club small talk including telling me about one of her co-workers who knows this rich guy from Alberta who took that dancer to Hawaii for a vacation.
This girl looked me in the eye and asked me point blank: "I've never seen you in the club before but you are wearing a really, really expensive leather jacket. Are you the 'Rich Guy From Alberta'? I spluttered a denial, cut the conversation short, paid her, and left the club. I definitely do not want any grief from my Hawaii girl because of this. Hawaii girl is leagues and leagues the better performer and it would be a pain in the ass if she were to dump me over this.
WTF! Outed by a leather jacket! I never realized before just how much gossiping these girls do among themselves in the club. But then, I guess that we horndogs do lots of the same here on tuscl.
This girl looked me in the eye and asked me point blank: "I've never seen you in the club before but you are wearing a really, really expensive leather jacket. Are you the 'Rich Guy From Alberta'? I spluttered a denial, cut the conversation short, paid her, and left the club. I definitely do not want any grief from my Hawaii girl because of this. Hawaii girl is leagues and leagues the better performer and it would be a pain in the ass if she were to dump me over this.
WTF! Outed by a leather jacket! I never realized before just how much gossiping these girls do among themselves in the club. But then, I guess that we horndogs do lots of the same here on tuscl.
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Unless you gave an Oscar winning performance, at the point she asked you whether you were the "Rich Guy from Alberta", my good friend, Art, I have no doubt she passed on the info to your ATF that you were there. That's the breaks. Hopefully it will not negatively impact your relationship. In any case, it's good to hear you were clubbing in the fine, fine city of Toronto on the lake.
There is no crying in baseball.
There is no fighting in the war room.
And...
There are no secrets in strip clubs.
@farmerart - d'oh, next time make sure you remove the price tag.
Or just dress in a way that does not signal a bankroll of millions, UNLESS you're sending a signal on purpose with your apparel. LMAO
NOT a bad thing to be remembered for. lol
"One was my jeans. Though well worn she said that I stood out because they were neither dirty nor bonaroos"
You just didn't dress down FAR enough toward the "Poverty Row"
look! Lesson learned...or not?
I learned the Lesson of how to "Blend In" and look & act like a local long ago. It was not in a Strip Club though. It was in NYC. The 1st couple of times there as a tourist I "stood" out from the locals in dress & behavior, as I acted like a tourist. I paid the "penalty" for that & EVERY time after that on any NYC visit I was just like a local.
I've transferred that lesson to Strip Clubs. It works for me. It achieves my purpose.
I've never been suspected as a Well-To-Do patron by Dancers or anyone else in a Dive Club due to dress & behavior such as "Making it Rain" with 100's of $1 bills.
But I'm SURE you probably have a "Better Idea". LMAO
Well if they start expecting you to pay a higher rate for services, then yes that's a bad thing.
Didn't want to sound like I was bragging.