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13 years ago
OK let me dust off the old reservoir dogs mr pink rant... umm on second thought I'll skip it. I worked at several jobs the only 2 I ever got tipped at were being a runner at a music/theatrical venue (best tip $100), and the smoke shop (best tip$20 or a blow job). I now work at a speciality gardening store, read between the lines and you can figure out what kind of a place that is. I lug around heavy ass bags of soil, lights, weird speciality implements. I give expert advice to increase yields and quality I have been told by one customer that my advice on a 5 min extra step in his process netted him a 10% jump in his yield easily worth $4k or more in his pocket and you know how many times I have been tipped that is right fucking never! So fuck the waitress she gets no more than $1 and remainder of change (like I fucking need a pocket full of coins during a lap dance) seriously how fucking hard is it to get me my fucking drink. Hell half the time they seem to get lost for a good 10 min. The door girl can suck it too when was the last time they ever cut you a break. Bouncers no need to tip them just be cordial and jovial with them and that will get you miles. if i think it is needed jackson shuts a lot of people the hell up and both grant and franklin will change peoples minds rapidly too.
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13 years ago
@lowpaw whoa whoa whoa, One step at a time, english first, then gents and then ladies keep in mind who he is giving the advice to. KISS
@founder: I thought you were some sort of myth or you posted under another name and that the founder only spoke in matters of state but unlike santa I now realize you exist. As such if we meet I will bestow upon you a bohemia beer out of my gratitude. However no club reviews I dont know he might be a cop....
And finally Cydney most jobs have a probationary period of 90 days (3 months) give it some time maybe they dont trust with the good stuff yet.
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13 years ago
Its like firewood in an emergency situation once you think your pile is big enough double it. shit what is the worst that happens you take your money home with you?
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13 years ago
idiot or genius? Ahh what makes me honry usually nudity, sometimes violence. ohhhh shopping for womens underwear always gets me in the mood. getting drunk orrrrr does that just make it easier to turn me on. today I saw a girl jogging by the university today DAAAAAAMN that made me horny. ohh ohh doing 120 on the freeway although i dont know if that was horny or simply aroused. If i get seriously stoned i like my butt and nipples to get played with, was that TMI i can never tell. latex and leather that is a sure fire way and fish nets too. I probably could go all night
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13 years ago
@jack lash
You're drunk every day you work.
You've never heard of FICA.
You pay for everything with cash.
You think a 9 to 5 job starts at 9PM.
You hide what you do from your kids but they find out anyway.
Stripper or drug dealer? those could go either way.
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13 years ago
Never believe your own bullshit and certainly dont believe theirs! Did you just use the work dearth? Coming correct on us here.
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13 years ago
One word vasectomy... aka get neutered. then all you have to worry about is std's
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13 years ago
You always pay to bust a nut belive me. If i were to tally up what i have spent on my gf's.... I shudder at the thought.
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13 years ago
@policeman if i suck his dick in jail in stead of his titty and say he pays me with money or favors. What is the possible criminal ramifications of that?
Also if you have "read" the posts on this site you should know by now we feel strippers and hookers are one in the same. No matter how you cut it you are transacting money for sexual favors...
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13 years ago
who fucking cares about their double standards or their reasons. It comes down to this do you want her to preform lewd sexual acts on your person? If yes then ignoer her and do it, it isnt like you are trying to date her or take her to mom. If you are not after lewd sexual acts then move on...
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13 years ago
If i had a friend whos mom was a stripper i would totally try to fuck her. and If a woman is a stripper it isnt inappropriate to patronize them no matter what the relationship or connection is. thats like not going to a dentist because you are friends with her kid or not using a real-estate agent because she is your co workers kid... Or maybe i just have boundary issues.
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13 years ago
NOT going to lie but stripper or not she just sounds like every hot chick who i have EVER crossed paths with. You are Being childish in the reasons you got hurt. First rule never give money to strippers fuck that never give money to any woman EVER at that point they are all using you as an atm. Hell at least you got some BBBJs out of the deals be thankful and keep the happy memories and pretend she got married and move on. Dont think of her i know that sounds hard but just dont find a new wet hole and fuck it.
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13 years ago
OK spoonie here is what i do. I go to the persons profile and look to see if they have reviewed them if not i look in the surrounding area. In this case it looks to be somewhere near greenville south carolina.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
and that is why all committed drug users should have synthetic urine laying around. and birthcontrol we dont need to breed.
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13 years ago
nerd alert! nerd alert! Ferengi rule of acquisition NO 266. A pair of good ears will ring dry a hundred tongues
Also that means dont antagonize those giving you info. If you are a LEO you arent a very good one.
Even Sun Tzu would call you a fool , one spy is worth a hundred soldiers.
Just like the hydra every head you cut off 2 more pop up to replace it.
If you try to snuff it out and oppress it you simply just decentralize it.
and lastly
the grammarian in me cant let this stand
He he he. My own little thread, how special. No need to be scared of me, just go about your regular illegal activity (no need for comma) and post it all online. Your intel is good material for us. You , your clubs and whores will be busted soon US LE catch more and more criminals through the internet now , It is a great tool!
If you are going to bullshit on front st at least come correct with grammar and phraseology.
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13 years ago
Shit I think have low standards... I have seen tooooooooo many to keep track. one time in moscow i was going up the elesclator she was going down and changing her clothes... I really dont care why she was doing it but i REALLY enjoyed the show. I smiled and with the most american accent i could muster said tak sladkaya or how sweet she blushed and smiled back. The best tits was on a girl who let me suck on them for free shit at the smokeshop. The best ass I was at the U of A some wind came up blew up a sorostitutes dress Our eyes locked i smiled and tipped my hat to her and she ran off into the sunset (well across the street). Now I work In the bar district and we like to go out for a letch and watch the girls go passing by when it is slow. But if i had to pin down one i would say it was when i was working at a theater and there was a touring PA with some big wig. DAMN she had a nice ass great tits stunning face...flirted with me super hard and well at that time i hadnt come to grips with who i am. But now I will fucking pounce on it like fat kid on a snickers.
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13 years ago
"most men" do NOT cheat. In fact, numerous studies have shown that both men and women consistently over-estimate the number of married peope cheating. The mot recent CNBC pole done (accurate to 97%) says, "The reality is it's not as rampant as we think, with 28 percent of married men and 18 percent of married women admitting to having a sexual liaison". The guestimates of the survey participants came in significantly higher at 58% of men believing other men cheated and 38% of women believing their counterparts cheated. That clearly is a minority not MOST.
THIS IS ONLY TRUE IN AMERICA
also who conducted the survey and even then when surveys of moral issues are done many people lie about themselves. Phone rings operator: would you like to take a survey
man: sure
SO: who is it
Man: survey
Operator: have you ever cheated
Man (looking at SO): no never ...
people dont admit to themselves who and what they are you seriously think they will tell a stranger?
Hell i told a survey taker once that I was a member of the American Green Nazi party and was going to write in hitler or david duke for president.
There is a RUSSIAN expression that go as such "Only a lucky man has a wife who only sleeps with him" I could post it in the original russian but I seriously doubt anyone cares (there is absolutely no reverse statement)
There are several eastern european cultures that roll dice at the wedding when the man rolls the dice it is said that is how long he waits to take a mistress and when the woman rolls that is the number of lovers she will take on in her life.
If Guilt is the only thing holding you back fucking get over it make a choice.
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13 years ago
I will second elctroman i will also point out in many cultures getting some extracurricular isnt a big deal. And realize why prostitution is legal in sooooo many places. If you are having issues I will say that paying or trading for sex makes it a business transaction and puts a clear emotional line and sets boundaries and expectations. It gets squiffy only after you no longer are paying or trading, true story.
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13 years ago
Shit my bitch told me she is bi sure it took her 7 years to admit it (not that it was really a shocker when she let that cat out of the bag)
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13 years ago
I want to live in mmdv26's future it sounds ummm interesting. Will they still be wearing roller-skates? that is the more important question.
Age quod agis, NIIIIIICE dolfan, now are you implying a leopard cant change her spots. or saying pick something and fucking do it.
My personal piece of advice do what you have to do i mean what you feel you must do down to the very depths of your core. but also dont throw out or get rid of your stripper gear you never know when that could come in reallllll handy. like when you need a couple of bucks... you know what I mean. Or you could give in to the dark side and toss out some extras... then again I used to slut it up and go to gay bars to get free drinks.
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13 years ago
well let me be the devils advocate.
monogamy inst for everyone and honestly most men and quite a few women cheat, now that doenst mean you dont love your wife it also doesnt mean your marriage is dooooooooommmmmmmed or bad even if you have vastly different needs than she does you need to sort them out if that means getting a bj from a stripper then cool go for it. It was like i was telling my SO (probably legally my common law wife by now) I dont have to love you to have sex with you and I dont have sex with you simply because I love you. Now I will also point out she refuses to masturbate and sometimes lets her frustration build up much like you. She is also bisexual so I have come to learn after 7 years. Now on that note I told her if mrs right comes along dont fucking hesitate pull the trigger and try it out. She also told me that if the right lady comes by I too can go for it just 3 rules number one use protection number 2 dont bring them back to the secret lair and lastly keep it to myself and to a minimum. Her boundary she gave me seems to be fair. For us that seeeeems to be working I told her also if she finds mrs right to take pictures. (fingers crossed mrs right is bi so I can play too). For us it is ok as long as you come back home at night. and yes I have taken her up on the second GF option. It is a lot of work I will say but luckily the SO started a new job and has not so much time for me. And as a side note have you thought about smoking pot to self-medicate maybe if you dont want to be alone learn to play darts or pool make new friends. Or just go bang some sluts. Hell bring it up with the mrs she might be really ok with that.
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13 years ago
where the fuck is the quad city?
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13 years ago
OTC how about ITC I mean we are trying to occupy the club right
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I knew a chick that worked for geico and stripped. hmmmm those were some NIIIICE titties sorry drifted off there.
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13 years ago
As for going back to that club. SRSLY if they hire ROBs why would you want to? Also did you post you pic? and what not will they know it was you? Hell I tell strippers a different name each time I go just to make them feel bad that they didn't remember my name.