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Doc_Holliday
Getting my tires rotated, wasting time, I was thinking 'what other business services a strip club could provide?' Like a dentist, banking, or a full service auto-shop! Not only would you be doing something entertaining while wasting time in the waiting room, but the bill at the end wouldn't seem so bad after some time with titties!
Just a thought.
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A child care center for dancers and customers.
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A child care center for customers?? I can understand one for the dancers, but the customers? Imagine the testimony during the divorce. "Daddy took me with him on Saturday night to a place called the Kitty Cat Lounge. What does it mean that he got extras from a hot babe?"
The perfect business to go with a strip club is a jitney service. Drive drunk customers home all night and then at the end of the night drive the strippers home. A lot of dancers don't drive and there are guys who run an off the record taxi service at a couple of the local clubs giving the dancers who don't drive rides home at the end of the night.
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Hot dog stand ? Or nachos ?
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Dry cleaning
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Ok look ! If they had a huge ass arcade I would never leave !
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LensCrafters
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I'll second the dry cleaning.
Check cashing, coffee/espresso bar, real massage and spa-type facilities, lottery/keno, an "office/busines center" (like the former Kinko's, or what hotels commonly offer) and "internet sweepstakes cafe" capabilities (like we have in Ohio) would probably be nice complements depending on if it's a higher end or lower end club.
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Why were you getting your tires rotated? Don't you know they rotate every time you drive the car?
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Debt counseling
Payday loans
AA / substance abuse clinic
pawn shop
plasma center
Greyhound bus station
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Actually, an on-site sperm bank sound brilliant.
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...and We Have A Winnar!!
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The vip special oil change gets you free vip cover. I know wouldn't go more than 1500 miles between oil changes. Laundromat sc combo sounds nice too. Gym strip club combo would be nice too.
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VD clinic?
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Airport! What better way to kill some time between connecting flights than to hang out in a strip club--- of course the number of missed connections would probably go way up.
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Brothel! No wait, some already provide that service. :)
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On site STD testing.
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...."Imagine the testimony during the divorce. "Daddy took me with him on Saturday night to a place called the Kitty Cat Lounge. What does it mean that he got extras from a hot babe?""
Canny, that was hysterical, lmfao....
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Mcdonalds. That way the not so bright, or majority, of strippers can train for post-stripper jobs right on site.
Imagine, you're back in the VIP, she finishes, tosses the condom to the side and says "you want fries with that?"
lol
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A car detailing shop and you could get a good pole wax.
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Mad,
True story...
My wife and I were going out to dinner in Orlando, FL many years ago. Another couple and their younger sons were along, but in a different car. We went to a place on the somewhat infamous OBT, passing a number of clubs. At the table, one of the sons, about 10 years old asks, "Daddy, what is a face dance?" That was displayed outside one club as an attraction.
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On site STD testing would be a huge winner at every club that I know about.
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I like dentist. I can't get the image of a topless hygienist in my lap grinding in the dentist chair while handing the dentist tools. And if you get to handsy the dentist can make things painful quickly. Sure there are a 100 reasons this is a bad idea - but don't ruin my fantasy.
Seriously though, coffee shops have already experimented with topless baristas, whats holding other service industries back!
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Clubba, lmao....
This reminded me of one time where I had some buddies over to watch some Football, have a few drinks and shoot some pool. One of the guys brought his 10 year old son. Anyway, funny shit, the guy with the son after missing a shot yells out "Your Sister's Bush"....No Big deal and didn't think much of it at the time, but the next morning the guy calls me and says the kid keeps asking his wife what "Your Sister's Tree" means....
So now every time I'm shooting pool and miss a crucial shot I scream "Your Sister's Tree"....
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hotel room service, after they service your room, they can service you right on the bed, chair or any other furniture meant for sitting.
of course this would have to be after they remove the scent of cleaning products from their body.
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MAD,
Kids DO repeat what they hear!
My niece, some many years ago, had the Beatle's White album open on the coffee table and said while Grandma was there, "Smoke dope."
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