THINGS DANCERS ABSOLUTELY HATE
After consulting with my fellow coworkers/dancers, i comprised a list of things we absolutely hate.
1. Asking to go out on a date with a dancer before spending money on her or spending less than $1000. We are dancing for money, not relationships. If mutual interest comes about, then that is fine but don't bring it up first.
2.Asking a dancers real name. The point of the strip club it to provide a fantasy and we create a fantasy by using different names,wearing costumes, dancing very sensual etc. We don't ask what your wife's name is , so don't ask our real name. We also like anonymity
3.Innapropriate Touching. When i say inappropriate touching you know what I mean. Not the occasional but grope or touch on the thigh, I'm talking about feeling on the vg and digging way to deep in the buttocks. Its ok if we say its ok but if we don't , please don't persist. Its uncomfortable and who knows what/who you have touched before prior to the dance.P.S. no kissing either unless there is mutual interest.
4. Asking for sex. A strip club is just that , not a brothel.
5.Body odor and bad breath. The worst thing you could possibly ever do is want a dancer to give you a lap dance when you have a foul odor emanating from you. She may or may not give you the dance but she will definitely tell everyone that you STINK.
6.Being cheap or trying to cheat a dancer out of her money. She will tell everyone so make sure not to go there anymore.
7. Staring a st a dancer with no intent to spend money on her. At most clubs dancers pay house fees which can range from $30 - 400. We work hard for money and don't appreciate blank stares and assholes. If that dancer isn't your type, DON'T STARE it's rude.
8. Having a long drawn out conversation with no intent to spend money. We are there to make money not be free therapists
9. Most dancers don't "just get the hint", be very straight forward in your intentions. If you are nice to a girl that may not be your type and you tell her your type, she may be more than willing to find you someone just because you are cool.
10. If you jizz during a lap dance, you need to pay extra.
11.BE NICE.
12. Don't bring your wife or gf to the club that is going to be a bitch. We just think that she is crazy and most likely will laugh at her .If she is coming to get lap dances, tell her not to wear heavy perfume or glitter. We have to dance for other people and the glitter and perfume may get in the way of that.
If you take these things into consideration on your visit to a strip club, you will be very happy!!!
1. Asking to go out on a date with a dancer before spending money on her or spending less than $1000. We are dancing for money, not relationships. If mutual interest comes about, then that is fine but don't bring it up first.
2.Asking a dancers real name. The point of the strip club it to provide a fantasy and we create a fantasy by using different names,wearing costumes, dancing very sensual etc. We don't ask what your wife's name is , so don't ask our real name. We also like anonymity
3.Innapropriate Touching. When i say inappropriate touching you know what I mean. Not the occasional but grope or touch on the thigh, I'm talking about feeling on the vg and digging way to deep in the buttocks. Its ok if we say its ok but if we don't , please don't persist. Its uncomfortable and who knows what/who you have touched before prior to the dance.P.S. no kissing either unless there is mutual interest.
4. Asking for sex. A strip club is just that , not a brothel.
5.Body odor and bad breath. The worst thing you could possibly ever do is want a dancer to give you a lap dance when you have a foul odor emanating from you. She may or may not give you the dance but she will definitely tell everyone that you STINK.
6.Being cheap or trying to cheat a dancer out of her money. She will tell everyone so make sure not to go there anymore.
7. Staring a st a dancer with no intent to spend money on her. At most clubs dancers pay house fees which can range from $30 - 400. We work hard for money and don't appreciate blank stares and assholes. If that dancer isn't your type, DON'T STARE it's rude.
8. Having a long drawn out conversation with no intent to spend money. We are there to make money not be free therapists
9. Most dancers don't "just get the hint", be very straight forward in your intentions. If you are nice to a girl that may not be your type and you tell her your type, she may be more than willing to find you someone just because you are cool.
10. If you jizz during a lap dance, you need to pay extra.
11.BE NICE.
12. Don't bring your wife or gf to the club that is going to be a bitch. We just think that she is crazy and most likely will laugh at her .If she is coming to get lap dances, tell her not to wear heavy perfume or glitter. We have to dance for other people and the glitter and perfume may get in the way of that.
If you take these things into consideration on your visit to a strip club, you will be very happy!!!
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2. Don't ask my name, or the hundred other personal questions you have no problem asking
3. I let the dancers guide my touching, and guess what? They usually encourage more than I would ever do on my own.
4. Depends on the club. In some you don't have to ask, it's offered.
5. I feel the same way about some dancer who thinks they can just use a shit ton of perfume and THINK it covers their nasty smell.
6. I've never cheated a dancer, several have tried to cheat me. I work in a tie, you work naked. Who do you think is gonna get tricked?
7. Staring isn't allowed? Sorry I guess I was in a strip club, where ya know... people pay to look at other people?
8. Typically my "conversation" is telling them to leave, yall draw it out.
9. Bullshit. I could hit most strippers with a hammer and then vomit on them and they'd still check back to see "if I was ready for a dance".
10. If I jizz during a lap dance YOU are doing something wrong.
11. Everyone should be nice... Like not telling others what people "normally tip" or how many dances "they have to buy"
12. Appreciate I brought you another customer and charge for it. Stripper complaining about glitter and perfume?
Troll or not, I still say the above stand.
"4. Asking for sex. A strip club is just that , not a brothel."
There are some strip clubs--or so I've been told-- where customers are not hated for asking for sex. Dancers at these disreputable establishments may, in fact, present the customer with a menu of sexual favors and prices.
Can that possibly be true? What you are reporting shocks me! My sweet innocence has taken another grievous slashing injury.
I thought the whole point of being on a Stage & "Dancing" & Striping was so that patrons would STARE at YOU in an active manner. If a guy is "staring" blankly, then he is probably high, drunk, dead or a REAL Zombie! LOL I did not know that at your club patrons have to pay to look at the Dancers. With your attitude I would not pay you 1 Cent, you would have to pay me to look at your ass. And then I'd leave! LOL
I'd the OP wants to speak for herself, i.e. "Things *I* Absolutely Hate," that's one thing. When one presumes to speak for "Dancers", though, one should probably ascertain that one's comments actually apply to all dancers.
Two of them were the best:
#1: I think I've spent over $1000 on exactly one dancer. I've dated three of them -- and that one (the $1000+ girl) wasn't among the three. One of the three accepted after I had spent less than $50 on her.
#7: It's been said before, but it can't be repeated enough. YOU WORK IN A STRIP CLUB, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!! It's asinine when a woman on the street dresses provocatively and then gets pissed when a man stares at her. There is no word in the English language to describe when a woman takes off her clothes (in an establishment specifically designed for that purpose) and then gets mad when men stare at her.
Also, we pay cover charges and buy drinks. That entitles us to whatever entertainment is being offered for free. That includes looking at you. If I want more than a look, that is a separate transaction. If I want to show my appreciation with a tip, that is up to me.
How do you expect to sell dances if I can't look?
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Pretty much says it all. End of "discussion"!
How do you plan to STOP me from Staring at you all I want? By gouging my Eyes out? LOL You're TOO much!
Ok. Let me get this straight. You already made it clear you don't want us too touch. And now we can't look either. So you're there to make money not for us to look or touch.
Why don't you just stand outside the club with a tin club and beg for donations.
LMAO!!!
I was nice at the beginning but when she said we can't look either.....sheesh.
Did someone choose the wrong career ???
I like to follow the KISS principle: Keep It Simple Stupid-
1] If you are asked on a date and do not want to go simple say 'NO I do not date customers'. If you are for sale for $1000 tell the guy up front what he gets for his money but be prepared to go out with him if he pays.
2]If you do not want him to know your name make one up he is not going to check your ID. He is likely politely responding to inane chattering.
3]If you do not like being touched "inappropriately" guide his hands away and tell him so, If he does not listen end the dance you are not a prisoner.
4] WE have already established what you are and your price is $1000 for OTC we simply want to know what the price is ITC.
5] If you do not like the guy DON'T sit down with him.
I have seen many smelly strippers that will not go away. I do not like $0.99 per gallon perfume and body lotions that smell like my dog's ass that also burn my skin.
6]I have never cheated a dancer. I have had some cheat me ONCE. I have lost count of dances but not often and only with a dancer I know, we can then talk about it amicably.
7] No Staring WTF?? Are you afraid we will see through your make-up and see that you are a Madeline Albright clone?
8] See #5 + #9 - I did not force you to sit at my table!
9] If I say I do not want a dance, won't buy you a drink and don't talk to you: Get the Fuck Off You Ass and Leave Me Alone. I have had to tell girls that don't know when to leave: "I will give you $5 to leave"
10] If I jizz during a lap dance that is my problem unless it gets on you. From the sound of you I do not think I could get it up much less pop with you so do not worry about it. Also chances are if you are nice and I would happen to jizz I would be in a good mood and likely to tip if you weren't such a bitch.
11] Suspect customer are not nice to you because of the Golden Rule. Do unto others as ...
12] See #5 + #9
BE sure to let us know which club will tolerate someone like you so we can avoid it. Many of us go to clubs to get away from girls like you (ex's etc).
Do not be suprised if you are the queen of:
"I'll give $5 to go the fuck away"
BTW the 'stupid' part applies to you as you had to have this explained to you again.
You should work at any Deja Vu club or Crazy Horse in San Fran you would fit right in or Arnies in Harvey IL where you might learn something..
Go for it Juice- but be sure to wear a hat you would not want to spread that "bitchy virus"
You can call me any name you want Lady. But the following applies I think:
Stick and stones may break my bones, BUT your words will not hurt me Bitch!
ROTFLMAO
This is my last post on this thread. Bye.
You are right though. I am probably not a potential customer of yours, and not because I can't afford you either.
When I go to a club I dress nice. I tip from the door to my seat. I tip and treat my waitress right. I tip every single dancer on stage at least once on every single song I watch. I buy drinks when a LADY sits with me. I buy dances and tip on the dances most of the time. I buy private rooms and tip there too, including the other people with their hands out. I never pressure a dancer to do anything she doesn't want to do. I treat dancers, and everybody, with respect.
My "free" entertainment includes a $10 - $20 cover charge and a $5 charge (not counting tip) for 13 cents worth of flat Coca-Cola (assuming I only have one).
My heart bleeds that you don't see any of that, but you really need to look up the definition of words before you use them. Especially those really obscure ones like "free".
As to the kind of clubs I frequent, two of the three dancers that I dated worked in relatively upscale clubs. It's just that I don't treat others like shit and jump to insane conclusions about them.
When a customer who's regularly complimented on his gentlemanly ways thinks that your demands are way over-the-top, maybe it's time to consider a career change.
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1. when a guy finds out you are a stripper and immediatly asks for a lap dance, or to see my boobs. 2. when a guy walks all the way across the club and says you are the most beautiful girl in the room, but wont tip u on stage or get any dances 3. when a guy doesn't want to spend any money, and then asks for a free pass to come back. 4. when a woman comes in with her boyfriend and gives all the girls dirty looks. 5. when a guy tips u on stage and then tries to take it back. I'm gonna let u in on a secret- strippers do NOT get a paycheck...all we make is tips and SOME of the money from the lap dances...we also have to pay the club a fee everynight to work there as well as tip the DJ and security and the bar..... ALL I AM SAYING IS THIS: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND $$$, DON'T GO TO A STRIP CLUB!!! P.S. we go there to work not get dates! that is what a regular bar is for!
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3 years ago
PACKMAN
#6
Tipping $1 per song is only the minimum!!!
go home or go somewhere else if that's too steep for you!
peace&love
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6 years ago
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Number 5 is hilarious .... lol .." Ohhh you're so sexy ... here's 3 bucks ... Oh ... wait I need that back .. " lol ..OMG ...lol .. All of your points are valid .. I know the business well ... I used to drive ladies to " Parties" .. but 5 is ... lol
6 years ago
I'm agreeing with Jester, as crazy as it is. Jester's response was A++.
"Obviously", obviously doesn't begin with an "L".
Turning your nose up at the working class and disrespecting the elderly...real nice Ms. Tiddys.
This list of yours, has been written time and time again. Take this SHIT to stripperweb where it'll get more appreciation.
When a woman goes to a mall and spends 4 hours walking in an out of almost every single store and "staring" at the "merchandise" - she does not "buy" things at every store she goes into (nor does she expect to) nor does she spend "$1000" every time she goes to the mall.
You should not drink when you are posting - it looks like you were guzzling down a 24-pack of hatorade when you wrote this thread.
Miss tiddys when I find your club I'm soooo going to eye fuck you !
Well except for the cheap old smelly staring guy who asked her out but when that failed flat out asked how much only to finally to cum on her with out tipping.
7. Staring a st a dancer with no intent to spend money on her. At most clubs dancers pay house fees which can range from $30 - 400. We work hard for money and don't appreciate blank stares and assholes. If that dancer isn't your type, DON'T STARE it's rude.
If someone is staring at you, that should be signal that they are potential lap dance or VIP customers. Not everyone will walk to the stage and say "Here's a $20 tip for your stage routine. Come to my table for more of that". In sales, this is called "a lead". Don't blow the opportunity! Well, maybe you should....
10. If you jizz during a lap dance, you need to pay extra.
Of course! We call it a TIP. Dancers without a bad attitude like yours get lots of them.
Like all women she Always has to be right!! LoL
I was going to suggest stripperweb.com. as a site for her to visit where she can find other similar minded dancers.
As a customer I hate it when I go back for a lap dance and the first thing she does is pull down her bikini and put my hand on her vag and expect me to do something.
I hate it when a new dancer comes up to me and thinks I'll be happier going to a hotel room with her or her place to have sex when she didn't even introduce herself or tell me her name. What am I supposed to think? The strip club hired a prostitute by mistake?
I do like it if a dancer looks nice and she surprises me by continuing to talk or sit with me after I tell her I don't want any dances. Even more surprising is a dancer who says she doesn't care about money. If she's a fugly though, I just want her to leave. I try to avoid looking at them.
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Most of her points are ones that make sense, and that I typically follow. A couple are definately off though.
#7. I go to a strip club to look at attractive women. I enjoy being able to look freely without having to look away. If you're attractive or a good dancer (or both), maybe I'll get turned on enough to spend some money on you. If that bothers you, maybe working in a strip club isn't for you.
#10. If I do spend money on you, and I jizz, I don't NEED to pay extra. However if you have a good attitude, and don't ask/demand a tip, I'll usually provide one freely anyways.
Wonder what the most comments for a thread is?
NO it is NOT. LOL
It is called making a Decision. And if the patron's decision doesn't go your way & he doesn't PAY your toll lovemetiddys, well your just Shit Out of Luck lady. TOO Bad. LMFAO
That's a good idea sharkhunter. LOL
Second, I think I have figured it out. She works in some rat hole. Think about it. If her and the other dancers have enough negative experiences to fuel this kind of hate, they aren't exactly getting the cream of the customer crop.
Third, she must be middle of the pack or lower at the rat hole. Otherwise she wouldn't have so many guys staring at her and then opting for a different dancer. If a girl looks good enough to stare at, I buy.
Pear shaped!
NO THANK YOU! LMFAO
As far as the mall thing is concerned, a businesswoman would understand that I wasn't talking about the difference between wholesale and retail. I was talking about the cost of putting a product in front of potential customers, things like rent, fixtures, utilities, advertising, employees, etc.
And what happened to the promise of a departure? If we give you $5 will you go sit with somebody else?
Hey Lady, Strip Clubs are a BUYER'S market. I am NOT buying your product.
NOW if you had a very, very talented mouth & had a CHEAP price, I might take a chance. BUT I'd NEED a ton of convincing!! LMFAO
Lol. Good point. This thread us getting funnier by each post.
I wish she would post a pic if those are her true measurements. I cannot even make a mental picture of how disproportionately grotesque her shape must be.
With a 40 inch waist and F size tits around a 26 inch waist, how does she even stay standing upright.
Do we have to tip for that?
Having a hard tiime understanding that one ,huh? Wait maybe not haha
And you know my motto: if I let it fly it will get in your eye.
I know I know. We are retarded moron idiots that can't understand
Does the "F" stand for "Freakish", "Floppy" or "Flat"? An F cup on a 32 inch chest says "saggy" all over it.
Hell, even *my* hips aren't that "athletic".
And to address another comment, I think the "dd" stands for "deranged and delusional".
Feeding the trolls can be fun!
And for the record, I have been to seedy clubs and elegant clubs alike, all over the country and in a few other countries too. And there aren't any upscale clubs that would have a dancer with those dimensions.
The funny thing is that I might give you a pass on the body if you had a half decent attitude.
If you're referring to me, you STRUCK out on trying to insult me by guessing at my Sexual orientation. LMAO Not that it is any of your Business. :)
You AREN'T going to win a insult contest on this Forum Lady. DON'T try!
I'm the guy getting the BBBJ!! ROTFLMFAO
I LOVE Women who look like Women & act like Women & have Sexy attitudes toward men.
You seem to STRIKE OUT on all counts! LMAO
You can keep throwing insults at me, BUT they just bounce of me. LMFAO
ANYTHING is possible with this crazed person. LMAO
Do F cups really exist outside of grossly overdone implants or huge obese women. And we know she isn't obese with a 26" waist
Her measurements sound suspect, but not impossible.
"Given the horrible attitude and screwy figure, you must have to make your initial approach on your knees with your mouth open ..."
That made me laugh so hard saliva came out of my mouth!!!
@Georgmicrodong,
"Post a picture ..."
I thought the same thing - but then again there would not be a way to verify it was a pic. of her she was posting?
"Why are you still posting (lovemetiddys)?"
I think she wants to hold the TUSCL record for most comments in a thread.
"32F-26-40"
Sure. I believe it. B.T.W. I am 6"4, 225 lbs, 4% body fat, have an 11-inch penis, and I am independently wealthy - wanna hook up?
WOW. From DD's to an F - what happened to the E's?
Girl - what are you eating?
OK. You got me: I said I was "6"4, 225 lbs, 4% body fat, have an 11-inch penis, and I am independently wealthy ..."
But actually I am 5"4, 115 lbs, 24% body fat, 1.1-inch penis, and indepedently broke - you still wanna hook up?
I can't even imagine 32 F
So you have Mary-Kate Olsen's chest with Rosie O'Donnell's tits.
You have an ass like Oprah. What is your face like?
@lovemytiddys....at the rate you're going, um, well let me put it to you this way - they do make bras that you can wear around your ankles....