Anybody into seagulling?

Atlanta suburb

Monday, April 2, 2012 9:59 PM

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

21 comments

looneylarry
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12 years ago
But I don't know where iniquitous and his girl are going to be.
Clubber
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12 years ago
sc, Did you hit your head recently?
Alucard
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12 years ago
That or watching some Internet Porn. LOL The bird part of it sounds rather STUPID & Silly.
deogol
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12 years ago
What clubber said + WTF?
smokeshopjoe
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12 years ago
I wonder if he left his account open and some one is misusing it
smokeshopjoe
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12 years ago
Oh and as a side note i have a friend who says if his kids put him in a home when he is older he is going to do that to get himself kicked out.
BadBitchesOnly
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12 years ago
Did this in college to a roommate but we just popped out and took pictures of the naked hot chic. No loads on the bitch, but she was pissed anyway.
MADDOG_ROMEO
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12 years ago
lmfao, this is way fucked up.... That being said, I noticed that they're expanding the VIP rooms at my favorite club....putting in more drapes, cupboards and shit....Obviously they are trying to encourage this behaviour....
shadowcat
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12 years ago
Hey, I didn't say I was into it. With all the pervs on here, I thought somebody might. :)
Clubber
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12 years ago
Clubber walks off highly offended!
bang69
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12 years ago
I agree with clubber
iniquitous
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12 years ago
Larry you would think of me while you're getting a bukkake...
Prim0
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12 years ago
My logical mind sometimes takes over in situations like this.... How the fuck would you be able to get a bunch of guys to coordinate their orgasms with an unknowing couple? Look at all the problems those massive gangbang chicks have getting guys to cum on them!
looneylarry
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12 years ago
Troll: "I know you are but what am I?"
RossVa
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12 years ago
would be illegal as hell, bodily fluids and all
iniquitous
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12 years ago
okay boxy keep on troll'n
pabloantonio
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12 years ago
Shadow: This sounds like something Juicebox would come up with. I am with Clubber, did you hit your head recently?
gatorfan
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12 years ago
No I prefer to Pigeon Shag
sinclair
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12 years ago
Never heard of seagulling but I have heard about "the rodeo". A guy starts banging his girl doggy style in the dark, then suddenly smacks her really hard on the ass and shouts, "RODEO!" Then a bunch of his friends come running out of closets and through doors with flashlights in one hand and waving their hands over their mouths like Indians with their other hand. Warbonnets and Indian dancing by the participants adds effect. Naturally, the girl will freak out and try to either get her clothes on or hide under some sheets. She'll start bucking like a bull trying to get away. For every second the guy can keep her pinned down with his cock in her, he is awarded a six-pack of beer by the party of Indians.
shadowcat
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12 years ago
Here are a couple more versions of "Rodeo". While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can. when having anal with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of tit and wisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.
sinclair
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12 years ago
lol shadowcat

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