Anybody into seagulling?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.
One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
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Did you hit your head recently?
The bird part of it sounds rather STUPID & Silly.
That being said, I noticed that they're expanding the VIP rooms at my favorite club....putting in more drapes, cupboards and shit....Obviously they are trying to encourage this behaviour....
How the fuck would you be able to get a bunch of guys to coordinate their orgasms with an unknowing couple? Look at all the problems those massive gangbang chicks have getting guys to cum on them!
This sounds like something Juicebox would come up with.
I am with Clubber, did you hit your head recently?
A guy starts banging his girl doggy style in the dark, then suddenly smacks her really hard on the ass and shouts, "RODEO!" Then a bunch of his friends come running out of closets and through doors with flashlights in one hand and waving their hands over their mouths like Indians with their other hand. Warbonnets and Indian dancing by the participants adds effect. Naturally, the girl will freak out and try to either get her clothes on or hide under some sheets. She'll start bucking like a bull trying to get away. For every second the guy can keep her pinned down with his cock in her, he is awarded a six-pack of beer by the party of Indians.
While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can.
when having anal with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of tit and wisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.