Comments by endlesstempo (page 2)

Check your PMs shortly, dalex.

I prefer scotch, though I don't mind Jack or Johnnie Walker.

How good a time exactly are you willing to show this guy?

I like your style, farmerart. Foie gras for sure. Not a fan of caviar generally although sturgeon caviar is occasionally a great treat, but none of the places I've been to that have it, serve it right. Never had the pleasure of trying Latour '45 nor Petrus '89, not sure I'd prefer either though since I'm not a wine guy, I prefer single malt scotch personally. Oysters Rockefeller, easily over Cedar Sockeye Salmon. If you had said some preparation of Chilean Sea Bass, then that'd be a tougher decision for me. Creme brulee over chocolate mousse. Next question! This is fun lol.

Prefer to go solo but I don't mind going with a good friend or a few good friends, as long as everyone has their own way to get home.

I'm not particularly familiar with swinger culture, but I'm pretty sure that generally, single guys in swingers clubs are frowned upon.

Sunny Leone is an Indian (country, not tribal) pornstar and she's probably my favorite pornstar at the moment. I like pretty much any denomination of white girls (even redheads - preferably not TOO pasty though), then Asians next, then everyone else. I have a hierarchy for white girls too but it's all so close that it really just comes down to what I feel like at the time.

I assume "take over control" is a reference to the song that was playing, which I hear quite often in strip clubs at least in my area, that particular song whose only identifiable lyric is "I want you to take over control. Take over control take-t-t-t-take over control" or something like that. Dubstep and Lil Wayne as other types of music the club was playing. And I guess there was some dude in a wifebeater getting attention from strippers.

Ginger is the clear winner in my view.

Twinkie is the generally accepted slang for whitewashed Asians, at least where I come from (Asian population is particularly high in certain parts of Southern California). I have heard banana too though. Not familiar if there's a similar term for Asians who act gangster, but we usually refer to them as wangsters. I've heard "oreo" for people who are black on the outside, white on the inside.

What!? Sushi is delicious - but if you get it poorly prepared I can see how it might be awful. I'm a first-generation natural US Citizen in my family, so my parents immigrated from Asia. I have been to plenty of countries in Asia as a result and have tried some pretty ridiculous food. Snake tastes like chicken but has a texture kind of like fish. Strange, but not too bad. Turtle is weird, I don't remember much of it because I was weirded out that they were served whole (baby turtles cooked in their shells) Escargot is not as bad as it seems Dog, I'm ashamed to say, actually is not that different from beef (don't crucify me on this one, I was like 9 years old and my dad tricked me) Nastiest thing I've ever eaten is probably sea cucumber or sea urchin. Slimy with this weird chunky texture, tastes like sea water. Makes me gag even typing about it.

For the cost of the vacation, it's hard to beat a cruise in my opinion. France and Italy are the only countries whose languages you mentioned which I've actually visited, and if you want to include English I've also been to Great Britain and England, but to be honest none of it really compares. Royal Caribbean is, in my opinion, by far the best cruise line out there, and their two cruise ships which cruise the Caribbean are the biggest ships in the world (they're like floating cities). My wife gets terrible motion sickness and the boat is so damn big she barely even felt it sway in the water. But basically, for the cost of the cruise, you eat whenever the hell you want, as much as you want, can drink just about anywhere, there's a casino, pools, spas, and all kinds of other fun stuff to do (rock climbing wall, shows, mini golf, an arcade, etc), and you can retire to your room any time you want whenever the urge strikes. Highly suggest you get a room with a balcony or get the suite.

I went through that thread and compiled the data, disregarding ages that were unclear (ranges or vague statements) as well as troll ages like someone being 140+. Average (Mean) Age: 43.1 Median Age: 41.5 Standard Deviation: 15.7 The standard deviation measure is actually kind of deceiving because nobody can really be two standard deviations below the mean (well, technically you can but I don't think a 13-year-old has a lot to contribute to a discussion about strip clubs) while it is the case that some people are two standard deviations above the mean (namely, whoever it was who said they were 89). 25, 26, 28 and 30 were all tied for being the most frequently occurring number, each showing up 3 times.

25, I turn 26 later this year.

How do you get road head in a manual? I guess if you have sport paddles behind your wheel for gear shifting I guess I can understand, but if you have to change gears while getting road head and she's leaning over, I imagine it would be difficult or distracting to one or both parties lol.

Happened to me once when I was younger (though in reality, not THAT much younger), and before I found TUSCL. I fell for this girl hard, and she didn't even do half the things that most other girls do/did to win the hearts of some of the guys on this board. I was convinced I had a connection, and then I read an article someone posted on TUSCL that might have set me straight. It was a rough shakeup, but a necessary one. Since then, if I walk into a strip club it's all business. I guess I'm kind of jaded in that sense, but it's for the best I think.

Uh, sort of. The flash is a fan work based on Rhythm Heaven Fever, which is a game for Nintendo Wii. The opening scene of the flash is a parody of this level: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mecWLegYMPI

Interesting. I have to take a red-eye to go out of town today so I might actually be able to stop by on my way to the airport and take a look at Monarch's if it is open. Also regarding the 2 am closing.. it sucks but I guess it's not the end of the world. It'll make some dancers' lives harder since they'll make less (because of spending less time at the club), which may have the unintended effect of driving up the cost of extras. But who knows.

I never understood the price thing but I didn't really care. It's somewhat common, especially like in casinos, to refer to dollar amounts as portions of a $100, so it was sort of an analogous transition for me to see it portrayed as $1 = 100. For example, in a casino you might ask for $5 chips as nickels and $25 as quarters. I don't think it's actually an issue about preventing LE because I'm pretty sure they know what it means. As for the "great time" thing... my stance has always been that if you want to know, send a PM.

Request free extras in exchange for good reviews. Do it!

"I used to be a Security Guard like you... then I took an arrow to the knee." I get the feeling that joke is lost on most of the population of this board though.

1. Roughly what percent of stripclubs offer full contact lap dances? - Hard to say. Look at the reviews of the club first. 2. In a FCD, are the strippers usually naked? - They can be. Often times them being naked costs more. In some clubs it's the only option (no bikini/topless option). 3. I've heard that it's "the stripper's job" to make a guy ejaculate during a lap dance, and I've also heard the stripper will most likely slap you if you "cream your pants", would like an actual answers on this (preferably from the female side). - I wouldn't say it's a stripper's job to make you cum. The point of it is to arouse you, sure, but the moment you actually ejaculate you are probably done and the dancer won't receive more money from you. The typical stripper upsell is to arouse you with lap dances and try to convince you to go to the VIP with her, which allows the dancer to earn the most money in the least amount of time. 4. I've seen in some movies, that at a strip club, the guy pulls back the waistband on the strippers thong, and puts a few bills in. Is this just a "hollywood" type of thing, or do people actually do this? - This can and does happen when dancers are on stage and people are tipping at the rail. I wouldn't say it's common, but it does happen. 5. Do most strip clubs have a "birthday boy" package? If so, what does it entail? - They always do. Bachelor parties, birthday parties, divorce parties... usually they involve putting the person on stage and giving them some kind of crazy stage treatment, sometimes involving a little bit of humiliation, but it's all in good fun. 6. Some strip clubs have a "no touching" policy. Is this just for the boobs? If a stripper gives you a LD, can you place your hands on her stomach. - Depends on the club and the dancer. If you are unsure, leave your hands at your sides and let the dancer take your hands and place them somewhere. 7. Do many strip clubs even allow touching? I've heard "mostly yes" and "mostly no". Would like a straight answer. - Depends on the club. Where are you from? Certain areas of the country are notorious for high mileage where touching is not only allowed, but expected. 8. What type of outfit should one wear to a strip club. Note: this is regular strip club, not a fancy "gentlemen's club". I've heard to wear basketball shorts. (been told it allows room for "expansion" and so the lap dance feels better). - Personally I would never wear basketball shorts to a strip club, but that's me. Don't wear clothes with fabric that is too rough or coarse, as it will discourage dancers from getting close to you. If you have a soft t-shirt or polo and some khakis or casual slacks, that's usually my preferred dress code. Also, try not to wear a belt. This is for your comfort, the dancer's comfort, and for... ease of access just in case, because you never know. 9. Do any strip clubs allow you to do "body shots" on the stippers? - Some probably do. In most (if not all) jurisdictions, fully nude clubs do not serve alcohol, but in the ones that do serve alcohol you could probably do a body shot if you wanted. I wouldn't suggest it, you don't know what else has touched that stripper's body. Touching it is one thing, ingesting it is a whole other issue. 10. Do any of the strippers ever "lez out" at a strip club? - It happens. Dancers are much friendlier towards female patrons and often will give them special treatment if they're sitting at the stage during a stage dance for example. Some clubs do girl/girl stage shows but it's very rare (at least in my experience) that they ever actually devolve into anything I might consider pornographic. Welcome to the strip club society. Happy lapping!

Only club I've ever visited in NYC was Lace 2, there were a few Asians there but all with really heavy accents which for me is not attractive. If that's your thing though, you may want to check it out. I haven't been in a long time though, so I don't know what it's like now.

For what it's worth, I had a friend in college who I used to go strip clubs with fairly often, and he recently came out of the closet. So the mere fact that you go to strip clubs, I guess doesn't preclude you from being gay lol.