Annoying Pet Peeves in Reviews

Maybe they figure the smaller CODE amounts will get them in LESS trouble if they are caught. Any review that is really short should be rejected out of hand. When in the mood I'll go & flag EVERY too short review I see.

"I know there's lots to be annoyed at in this world"

I know a few "Things" that fit in this category. LMFAO

Glowing reviews of known lousy clubs.

Guys who say "she showed me a great time" instead of just spilling whether or not she gave extras.

One guys "great time" is another guys air dance.

The escort talk might be perfectly understood to someone in LE who knew what was going on. To me who isn't used to escorts, I might not know what the prices meant. Of course I probably wouldn't care except to know how much drinks and dances cost.

My pet peeve that I mentioned before is when the rating someone gives a club is vastly different than how they describe their visit. In other words if someone says the club is terrible and they will not return but they rate the club a 7 or higher. I'm thinking, what the heck are they thinking? Sometimes I've wondered if they thought it was just not their night or if the club experience was much better than they described. If I say a club sucks and I never plan to visit again, I'm going to give it a low rating.

Agree 100 percent boogieknight. these great time comments in reviews are absolutely, totally, and completely useless, unless the reviewer follows up with specific details of what happened during the dance.

i get tired of seeing a popular club reviewed with the same info: the layout, the price of a drink, the cover, the cost of a table dance.
tell us what's different, not what's the same in every review.

Does Pet Peeve give a BJ?

I don't get blowjobs from pets

.0875 for a beer? Was this a .09375 gallon bottle, or a .473 liter mug or...?

I never understood the price thing but I didn't really care. It's somewhat common, especially like in casinos, to refer to dollar amounts as portions of a $100, so it was sort of an analogous transition for me to see it portrayed as $1 = 100. For example, in a casino you might ask for $5 chips as nickels and $25 as quarters. I don't think it's actually an issue about preventing LE because I'm pretty sure they know what it means.

As for the "great time" thing... my stance has always been that if you want to know, send a PM.

Hate all those reviews that are just a few lines followed by "Join for more..." Hell, if I wanted spam I'd drive to Kroger.

@pissedaspot: Well why don't you take your broke ass over to your grandma's house and her ask for a loan from out of her social security check? That way you can spring for a membership so you can read those "Join for more..." reviews.

Apparently, the cost of visiting a strip club is too high for you and you can't write even a single review to see them for free.

Ouch!

Oh, no! Not another witty dis from the board's cross-dressing fruitcake. Please take it easy on me, you sick fuck.

Think about getting out of your mother's basement and visiting a club yourself instead of posting any more of your fake bullshit non-reviews, txtittyfag/Dougster/etc.

@urpissedonpot: oh, my! You talk so tough that I was shakin' when I read that. I practically pissed a spot on your mother's carpet in fact! (That probably would have reminded her of you.)

^Too lame to respond to.

Go play for attention from your other dozens of unrequited man crushes.

Here's a little logical conundrum for urpissedonpot. If you can't read reviews because you haven't written any yourself and can't spring for the membership, then how can have read any of mine to call them fake? Hmmmm... Doesn't add up unless you are someone's sock puppet an sick liver's would be my guess since you are as full as bile as he is.

Where did all the tough talk go pissedonpot? Running away behind your mommy's skirt so soon? Ah... Some big bad wolf you turned out to be... PUSSY!

ROTFL!!! Three minutes pass parked at his basement keyboard without any virtual attention and Dougster/txtittyfag spazzes. What a loser.

Don't wet yourself, weirdo.

LMFAOROTF!!!! Go! Go! ;))

Oh my, looks like sick liver couldn't handle me pointing out that big hole in his logic that you could drive a MAC truck through. Also didn't like me callin him a pussy, so now he is tryin to talk tough again from behind the pissedonpot screen name. Such a sly guy. No too consistent with the things e says, but oh so sly. And so tough. Yep sly and tough.

"Agree 100 percent boogieknight. these great time comments in reviews are absolutely, totally, and completely useless, unless the reviewer follows up with specific details of what happened during the dance"

To get back ON topic, the above quote is a good assessment.

I hate every thread getting hijacked as one fourteen year old calls another fourteen year old a fag. Seems to happen every thread.

What are talkin about CO? That's exactly what makes TUSCL great!

".0875 for beers" -- a little bit of anal retentive/OCD personality I suppose. But I suppose people begin running out of new ways to say things and hey, they have to review SOMETHING to keep up the free membership.

I suppose the standing warning about explicitly outing dancers/clubs whose activities may be frowned upon by LE can create in some people a tendency to give non-info like "showed me a great time"; but IMO if I got a perfectly legal lapdance but it was a really good one, I could just go ahead and just say that. Laying on the "hobbyist code" too thick can, ironically, call MORE attention to that indeed something's up.

"That's exactly what makes TUSCL great!"

Excuse the off topic post, BUT what COclubber said is what is IMO ruining this forum.

@alutard: as Randy Savage once said to Mean Gene Okerlund - "Nobody cares what you think!"