tuscl

average age of a tucler......

stanlee
Illinois
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 1:38 PM
anyone want to disclose their age in an open forum? i'll go first. I'm south of 40. I bet, based on my limited experience here, that most of you are older. any takers?

87 comments

  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    You didn't disclose your age Sir. You made a generalization. I'm 58, but that info is on my profile.
  • stanlee
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    11 years ago
    ok ok 38
  • stanlee
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    11 years ago
    and yes, I know I forgot the S. whoops
  • GoVikings
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    11 years ago
    26.... so it's probably safe to assume I'm younger than the average TUSCLer lol
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    31
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    Physically I am 43 – but mentally I am about 23 :)
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    I'm old enough to know better but old enough to not give a shit. 71 years young. :)
  • DandyDan
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    11 years ago
    Presently 40
  • Clackport
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    11 years ago
    25
  • boogieknight369
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    11 years ago
    30
  • crsm27
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    11 years ago
    I will be 35 in may
  • stanlee
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    11 years ago
    so far younger group than I would have guessed.
  • mayberrywell
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    11 years ago
    51
  • duomaxwell
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    11 years ago
    26
  • cresetstidas
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    11 years ago
    28
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
  • goodsouthernboy
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    11 years ago
    32
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    I will be 38 next month
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    My alter joker420 is 54
  • Joker420
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    11 years ago
    No juice as funny as that thought is I'm 47
  • JackFrost9
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    11 years ago
    I'm a cold 18
  • jester214
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    11 years ago
    29
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Yea and jackfrost9 is my youngest alter
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Jack is actualy a virgin 13
  • HB13
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    11 years ago
    For website statistics go to [view link], the web information analytics company. And their results for [view link]: [view link] *Click the Audience tab and you'll see the following: "Based on internet averages, [view link] is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home." Also shows a high proportion of 35-44 year olds, & without kids.
  • sandman96
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    11 years ago
    35
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    "Based on internet averages, [view link] is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home" I see the "King" of the forum hasn't chimed in yet from Seattle. Does this demographic fit him?
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    When I Was One-and-Twenty When I Was One-and-Twenty By A. E. Housman 1859–1936 When I was one-and-twenty I heard a wise man say, “Give crowns and pounds and guineas But not your heart away; Give pearls away and rubies But keep your fancy free.” But I was one-and-twenty, No use to talk to me. When I was one-and-twenty I heard him say again, “The heart out of the bosom Was never given in vain; ’Tis paid with sighs a plenty And sold for endless rue.” And I am two-and-twenty, And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true. I am 67
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Theirs a lot of old sagy balls out their ant they
  • alwaysVIP
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    11 years ago
    32 here
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    11 years ago
    52.... I guess that makes my life something like a deck of cards.
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    "52.... I guess that makes my life something like a deck of cards" What's your trump card?
  • Clackport
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    11 years ago
    It looks like I'm the youngest so far.
  • sclvr5005
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    11 years ago
    36
  • vincemichaels
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    11 years ago
    60
  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    67 Dirty old man - I've got a date with a 23 year old stripper at a Marriott Hotel tomorrow. Thank God for Viagra.
  • Kinsact
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    11 years ago
    28
  • JohnSmith69
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    11 years ago
    55, and I clearly identify with Che's answer.
  • toysales
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    11 years ago
    44 years young.
  • ButterMan
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    11 years ago
    I'm 42
  • snowtime
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    11 years ago
    62
  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    I'm 72, but I don't feel a day over 70!
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    SuperCool SuperDude...we need more poetry on TUSCL 'Tis a younger crowd than I expected. I am 44 and I may be bringing up the median age. But I'm still bringing the median age down as I'm young at heart!
  • Ironcat
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    11 years ago
    I'm 60
  • chairsky
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    11 years ago
    26
  • 59
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    11 years ago
    54
  • stenton1
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    11 years ago
    46
  • txtittyfan
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    11 years ago
    55
  • cky2k827
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    11 years ago
    31
  • chimark
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    11 years ago
    47
  • ThreeJ
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    11 years ago
    28
  • sandyman
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    11 years ago
    65
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    A plastic surgeon has a patient who keeps coming in every few months for another face lift. Finally he just installs a little knob on the back of her head, that she can twist a little and give herself a face lift whenever she wants. A couple of years go by before she comes back to see him again. She says: "I just have a couple of questions Doc. The first one is, what are there these bags under my eyes". The doctor says: "I believe those are your boobs." She says: "Thanks doc. My other question was why I have a goatee now but I just figured out myself what the answer is." I'm in my early 50s.
  • gatorfan
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    11 years ago
    6 to 97
  • staxwell
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    11 years ago
    024. 420 in Stoner years.
  • 23cambyman
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    11 years ago
    89
  • JackKash
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    11 years ago
    I turned 50 in Vegas last June but we all know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so I'm thinking I'm still 49.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    WOW! A number of old farts here. I thought I'd back up sc, but nope! Following Papi_C lead chronologically 64, mentally 12.
  • brainiac
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    11 years ago
    48
  • rh48hr
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    11 years ago
    I remember turning from one year old to two years old. I was really upset because in one year my age doubled. I thought if his keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be 90.
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Pshycalocaly im 5
  • Corvus
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    11 years ago
    They say you are only as old as you feel and last week I felt a 25 year old stripper, so.......
  • MondoGoGo
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    11 years ago
    52 give or take a couple decades...
  • WOODDR2
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    11 years ago
    42
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    I could be a 893 year old Elf but that's a dif story for a nother thread
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Crazy ass juice...lol
  • igloo9999
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    11 years ago
    damn, I'm 51 & I seem to be closer to 'the kids' than I expected....
  • Electronman
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    11 years ago
    I'm just reaching middle age, assuming that I live to be 120.
  • rell
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    11 years ago
    just turned 30 last month
  • Dolomite35
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    11 years ago
    41
  • minnow
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    11 years ago
    I don't feel like divulging my exact age- will say that I'm older than Papi, younger than clubber. Question to "59": How do you see yourself 5 years from now ?
  • endlesstempo
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    11 years ago
    25, I turn 26 later this year.
  • she_is_covfefe
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    11 years ago
    25
  • TABB
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    11 years ago
    Just turned 24 last month. Kinda of disappointed that I'm second youngest tuscler.
  • Clackport
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    11 years ago
    Another classic thread. Anyone who didn't already disclose their age, please feel free to do so.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Thirty-Seven and enjoying it very much. I've really enjoyed my Thirties.
  • jabthehut
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    11 years ago
    66
  • georgmicrodong
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    11 years ago
    51 going on 13
  • ime
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    11 years ago
    31
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    41
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    I'm younger than Shadowcat and older than Ranukam, so let's average their ages and say I'm 48.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    Same as before plus 132 days, and the second remains at 12.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Clubber, this beer's to you.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Beer is good for you!
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    22 wtf am I doing going to strip clubs. I'm such a weirdo
  • rell
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    11 years ago
    im 30
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