anyone want to disclose their age in an open forum? i'll go first. I'm south of 40. I bet, based on my limited experience here, that most of you are older. any takers?
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
"Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home."
Also shows a high proportion of 35-44 year olds, & without kids.
"Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home"
I see the "King" of the forum hasn't chimed in yet from Seattle. Does this demographic fit him?
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When I Was One-and-Twenty
By A. E. Housman 1859–1936
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
“Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free.â€
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me.
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard him say again,
“The heart out of the bosom
Was never given in vain;
’Tis paid with sighs a plenty
And sold for endless rue.â€
And I am two-and-twenty,
And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true.
SuperCool SuperDude...we need more poetry on TUSCL
'Tis a younger crowd than I expected. I am 44 and I may be bringing up the median age. But I'm still bringing the median age down as I'm young at heart!
A plastic surgeon has a patient who keeps coming in every few months for another face lift. Finally he just installs a little knob on the back of her head, that she can twist a little and give herself a face lift whenever she wants. A couple of years go by before she comes back to see him again. She says: "I just have a couple of questions Doc. The first one is, what are there these bags under my eyes". The doctor says: "I believe those are your boobs." She says: "Thanks doc. My other question was why I have a goatee now but I just figured out myself what the answer is."
I remember turning from one year old to two years old. I was really upset because in one year my age doubled. I thought if his keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be 90.
I don't feel like divulging my exact age- will say that I'm older than Papi, younger than clubber.
Question to "59": How do you see yourself 5 years from now ?
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
And their results for tuscl.net:
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/tuscl.net
*Click the Audience tab and you'll see the following:
"Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home."
Also shows a high proportion of 35-44 year olds, & without kids.
I see the "King" of the forum hasn't chimed in yet from Seattle. Does this demographic fit him?
When I Was One-and-Twenty
By A. E. Housman 1859–1936
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
“Give crowns and pounds and guineas
But not your heart away;
Give pearls away and rubies
But keep your fancy free.â€
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me.
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard him say again,
“The heart out of the bosom
Was never given in vain;
’Tis paid with sighs a plenty
And sold for endless rue.â€
And I am two-and-twenty,
And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true.
I am 67
What's your trump card?
'Tis a younger crowd than I expected. I am 44 and I may be bringing up the median age. But I'm still bringing the median age down as I'm young at heart!
I'm in my early 50s.
Following Papi_C lead chronologically 64, mentally 12.
Question to "59": How do you see yourself 5 years from now ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oExEFYiQ…