average age of a tucler......

You didn't disclose your age Sir. You made a generalization. I'm 58, but that info is on my profile.

ok ok 38

and yes, I know I forgot the S. whoops

26.... so it's probably safe to assume I'm younger than the average TUSCLer lol

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Physically I am 43 – but mentally I am about 23 :)

I'm old enough to know better but old enough to not give a shit. 71 years young. :)

Presently 40

25

30

I will be 35 in may

so far younger group than I would have guessed.

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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

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I will be 38 next month

My alter joker420 is 54

No juice as funny as that thought is I'm 47

I'm a cold 18

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Yea and jackfrost9 is my youngest alter

Jack is actualy a virgin 13

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*Click the Audience tab and you'll see the following:

"Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home."

Also shows a high proportion of 35-44 year olds, & without kids.

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"Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home"

I see the "King" of the forum hasn't chimed in yet from Seattle. Does this demographic fit him?

When I Was One-and-Twenty

When I Was One-and-Twenty

By A. E. Housman 1859–1936

When I was one-and-twenty

   I heard a wise man say,

“Give crowns and pounds and guineas

   But not your heart away;

Give pearls away and rubies

   But keep your fancy free.”

But I was one-and-twenty,

   No use to talk to me.

When I was one-and-twenty

   I heard him say again,

“The heart out of the bosom

   Was never given in vain;

’Tis paid with sighs a plenty

   And sold for endless rue.”

And I am two-and-twenty,

   And oh, ’tis true, ’tis true.

I am 67

Theirs a lot of old sagy balls out their ant they

32 here

52.... I guess that makes my life something like a deck of cards.

"52.... I guess that makes my life something like a deck of cards"

What's your trump card?

It looks like I'm the youngest so far.

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60

67 Dirty old man - I've got a date with a 23 year old stripper at a Marriott Hotel tomorrow. Thank God for Viagra.

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55, and I clearly identify with Che's answer.

44 years young.

I'm 42

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I'm 72, but I don't feel a day over 70!

SuperCool SuperDude...we need more poetry on TUSCL

'Tis a younger crowd than I expected. I am 44 and I may be bringing up the median age. But I'm still bringing the median age down as I'm young at heart!

I'm 60

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54

46

55

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47

28

65

A plastic surgeon has a patient who keeps coming in every few months for another face lift. Finally he just installs a little knob on the back of her head, that she can twist a little and give herself a face lift whenever she wants. A couple of years go by before she comes back to see him again. She says: "I just have a couple of questions Doc. The first one is, what are there these bags under my eyes". The doctor says: "I believe those are your boobs." She says: "Thanks doc. My other question was why I have a goatee now but I just figured out myself what the answer is."

I'm in my early 50s.

6 to 97

24. 420 in Stoner years.

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I turned 50 in Vegas last June but we all know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so I'm thinking I'm still 49.

WOW! A number of old farts here. I thought I'd back up sc, but nope!

Following Papi_C lead chronologically 64, mentally 12.

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I remember turning from one year old to two years old. I was really upset because in one year my age doubled. I thought if his keeps up by the time I'm six I'll be 90.

Pshycalocaly im 5

They say you are only as old as you feel and last week I felt a 25 year old stripper, so.......

52 give or take a couple decades...

42

I could be a 893 year old Elf but that's a dif story for a nother thread

Crazy ass juice...lol

damn, I'm 51 & I seem to be closer to 'the kids' than I expected....

I'm just reaching middle age, assuming that I live to be 120.

just turned 30 last month

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I don't feel like divulging my exact age- will say that I'm older than Papi, younger than clubber.

Question to "59": How do you see yourself 5 years from now ?

25, I turn 26 later this year.

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Just turned 24 last month. Kinda of disappointed that I'm second youngest tuscler.

Another classic thread. Anyone who didn't already disclose their age, please feel free to do so.

Thirty-Seven and enjoying it very much. I've really enjoyed my Thirties.

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51 going on 13

31

41

I'm younger than Shadowcat and older than Ranukam, so let's average their ages and say I'm 48.

Same as before plus 132 days, and the second remains at 12.

Clubber, this beer's to you.

SS,

www.youtube.com

Beer is good for you!

22 wtf am I doing going to strip clubs. I'm such a weirdo

im 30