Comments by looneylarry (page 4)

Cute photo, fd. And I'll let you decipher which definition of "cute" I'm using, since girls like to throw around the word cute as an all-purpose adjective. You look like a wild child, but lots of fun. Good to see you again around here.

"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry brings back some good SC memories.

I agree, lopaw. I never quite know what the scanned DL thing is for, anyway. I guess if you break a beer bottle and go after somebody's face, they will know who you are. It shouldn't be used for promotional purposes and there are probably some clueless clubs out there that would send a mailing to your home or a text to your phone or an email. One thing I have thought about for a while: if the club scans in your DL, is it kept on file there for a while? How long, just that one night? What would prevent a dancer from going into the booth and scrolling through the photos and finding your real name and address? I have heard about a rare dancer that talks to other dancers about exposing regulars to their significant others if the regulars piss them off. Dancers often have court dates due to behavior that they don't really think through.

"I love to suck cock and and I love to swallow." That got my attention.

The sad thing is imagine if you find that rare stripper who gives a great experience, and you go back to have another bite of the apple. Because of the nature of this business, she has moved on to another club, got out of stripping, took a legitimate job, disappeared, or wound up in jail. Just when you find a real gem, they are gone again, and you have to continue the search. Sounds like never-ending low-level frustration. Or masochism.

Yeah, there was a place in Denver a few years ago that had female barbers in lingerie. I don't know if it is still open or not. I always wondered if just a little bit of sweat and small hairs floating through the air would make for an itchy job for those girls. Never tried it. Now the more that I think about it, the neighbors were complaining about the stylists standing out in the alley and smoking in their lingerie. That's not much different than a strip club.

Blow job lips. Mmmmm.

Sam, if your pictures have anything to do with your OTC time, I'd say that I'd tap that ass. Congrats. If you can get a GFE out of her with a minimum of drama, then that is golden.

Come on duo, cut us a break. For once we aren't fawning over you. Give us a couple of days and then we'll get back to talking about how hot we think you are.

I don't know what point you are trying to make, but I know gun rights guys are always talking about how we need to have all kinds of armed people out in public so that when a gunman opens fire they will be quickly gunned down by the posse of gunslingers looking to administer their own brand of justice. Except that we get guys like Zimmerman or Barney Fife or untrained vigilantes. I wonder what would have happened in the dark Aurora theater if there had been 10 or 20 armed citizens blasting away. Would that have qualified as "friendly fire"? Maybe result in some "collateral damage"? There are even incidents involving highly-trained law enforcement officers, where innocent people have been shot. (Here, the guy on the boat may have been drinking. That doesn't permit the cops to blast him, but it may have meant that he was belligerent. Again, still no reason to open fire for that reason only.) What if there are altercations between two private citizens, each equally convinced that he can use deadly force under the circumstances? Can each shoot first and ask questions later? Who's left to ask questions if they are both shot dead? Or how about a bar full of liquored-up, bitter, noncustodial parents who just got laid-off--how would you like to be the one that pisses them off? I am not coming to take your guns. Nor am I creating a list so that the UN can swoop in with their black helicopters. I AM saying that the simple-minded answer of merely arming everybody won't guarantee everybody's safety. It will guarantee bigger profits for gun manufacturers. And sure as shit, the backlash against me will start immediately: I am a Communist, pig-fucking, retard with no dick and fewer brains, blah, blah, blah.

Wouldn't that be an ironic twist if the pastor's wife takes up stripping after all these visits?

See if her uncle would comp you guys. lol.

I wonder how the juice bars make their money? A larger cut of the various fees? I know several juice bars that charge $20 cover on entry, so I wonder if that is the club's main source of income or whether they get healthy cuts elsewhere, too?

art, your Toronto sweetie sounds like she is making inroads to your heart. Not that that is a bad thing. But keep your eyes wide open. Lucky you for finding a girl that likes to ride both kinds of mounts.

Whew, I need a cold shower after that one. Pretty accurate, felt like I was reliving some scenes.

Sassy. And a diva.

I think we had a dancer-poster on here a while back that was based at Patty's. Can't remember her name. But even 6 months ago is ancient history in the stripper world.

One time got a dancer's number and asked if she was up for getting together for lunch. I had to get out of work and drive a ways. She was staying at a motel with her kids (who were at school). She told me to stay in the car and she would come out. When she came out (after a long delay), she walked out and separated from another girl and a guy. I got the impression that it was a couple of dancers and maybe a pimp. I didn't quite know what to make of it. I took her to lunch and she bitched the whole time about the food, the service, having no money, life in general, me not giving her enough time to get ready, etc. I didn't get any indication that she was up for a nooner at all, and I couldn't wait to get her dropped off back at the motel. I paid for her lunch and gave her a twenty and got out of there. She called later and wanted to meet me over lunch near where I worked (she didn't know the exact location or name, and I wasn't going to tell her). The whole time her young son was saying, "Ask him for some money, Mommy!" Endearing. I told her to keep driving if she came through town. To the OP, I have brought up the subject maybe 10 or 12 times (thought I had good candidates). I only got maybe 3 or 4 numbers, set up a couple of dates and went on them, and dropped off the girls without doing anything. One just bitched the whole time and the other just texted the whole time. And was stood up cold once. I'd say the number of girls actually doing OTC in the clubs I go to is maybe no better than 10%, and nearly all say that it would cost them their job.

She doesn't do much for me. She is desperately trying to cast off that Hanna Montana legacy. And the desperation is getting pretty thick. Did she even try on those shorts before the show? Didn't anyone say, "Hey, Miley, you some ass cheek spilling out so that it looks kinda weird"?

Duo, we were thinking the same thing again. There are many who say that we are all hardwired to size up facial and body symmetry when we are seeking "beauty". Shannon Doherty has about the most asymmetrical face of all movie and TV people. I have never considered her attractive, and it might be that deep subconscious preference for symmetry that crosses her off my list. But Duo gots that symmetry!

Looks a little like a sauna. Say, wait a minute. . .

Nope.

The photos on cam sites are usually not accurate as to what you get. I like the photos of a close up of boobs, Then you pick that girl and she is fugly in the face. The pictures will only accentuate their best feature. And there is no way to capture a plain girl's sensuality and flirty personality. Monitors at each seat in the club? Posted on their website? Then they will have to allow open use of cell phones in clubs.

A Gong Show parody, no less!

Couldn't read it. Clean it up before you send it in next time.