"So I felt the Lord say to me, ‘Go feed the strippers.'"

Lol....in the book of Hosa the good Larwd tells me to go and marry a hooker.....check out chapter 1:1-2

Wouldn't that be an ironic twist if the pastor's wife takes up stripping after all these visits?

Feed them what:

1. Food? [Tuna - LMFAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!]
2. Money?
3. Cum? {LOL}

Right on Monsieur Juice... Testify!!

So...has anybody ever met a stripper named Gomer? That would be frickin' coo-el!! Follow the word o' thy LORD and marry a stripper!

Lol zip lol

Hosea 1:1-2 New Living Translation (NLT)

1. The LORD gave this message to Hosea son of Beeri during the years when Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah were kings of Judah, and Jeroboam son of Jehoash [a] was king of Israel.

2. When the LORD first began speaking to Israel through Hosea, he said to him, “Go and marry a prostitute, [b] so that some of her children will be conceived in prostitution. This will illustrate how Israel has acted like a prostitute by turning against the LORD and worshiping other gods.”

My Life Application sturdy bible says I should do as the lord god says and marry a prostitute

Thank you Sweet, Sweet Jesus !

And da ho's name was Gomer...cool dat. Go marry yosef a ho Mr. Juice. Do ya a world o' good.

Ya think Hosea's name was actually Hosea Pyle? That would be coo-el...the prophet Hosea Pyle and his adulterous ho wife Gomer. Don't get cooler den dat!

Lol....zip you got me belly jelly laughs

Reminds me of the stripper for God - kellieeverts.com

Also - God speaking directly to her? Please... Reminds me of this now classic quote from Sam Harris...

“The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. If he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive.”

Why don't nuns ever get laid?

They don't dress like altar boys

That lady is a lesbo hiding behind religion. She is getting lap dances and setting up otc...and fuckin every one she can

Q:What's the difference between Alucard taking a bath and a Preacher. A:A Preacher has hope in his soul and Alucard has soap in his hole.