"So I felt the Lord say to me, ‘Go feed the strippers.'"

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• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Lol....in the book of Hosa the good Larwd tells me to go and marry a hooker.....check out chapter 1:1-2
• looneylarry

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  11 years ago

  Wouldn't that be an ironic twist if the pastor's wife takes up stripping after all these visits?
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Feed them what:
  1. Food? [Tuna - LMFAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  2. Money?
  3. Cum? {LOL}
  
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Right on Monsieur Juice... Testify!!
  
  So...has anybody ever met a stripper named Gomer? That would be frickin' coo-el!! Follow the word o' thy LORD and marry a stripper!
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Lol zip lol
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Hosea 1:1-2 New Living Translation (NLT)
  
  1. The LORD gave this message to Hosea son of Beeri during the years when Uzziah, Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah were kings of Judah, and Jeroboam son of Jehoash [a] was king of Israel.
  
  
  
  2. When the LORD first began speaking to Israel through Hosea, he said to him, “Go and marry a prostitute, [b] so that some of her children will be conceived in prostitution. This will illustrate how Israel has acted like a prostitute by turning against the LORD and worshiping other gods.”
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  My Life Application sturdy bible says I should do as the lord god says and marry a prostitute
  
  Thank you Sweet, Sweet Jesus !
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  And da ho's name was Gomer...cool dat. Go marry yosef a ho Mr. Juice. Do ya a world o' good.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Ya think Hosea's name was actually Hosea Pyle? That would be coo-el...the prophet Hosea Pyle and his adulterous ho wife Gomer. Don't get cooler den dat!
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Lol....zip you got me belly jelly laughs
• Rod8432

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  11 years ago

  Reminds me of the stripper for God - http://www.kellieeverts.com/kelliemissin…
  
  Also - God speaking directly to her? Please... Reminds me of this now classic quote from Sam Harris...
  
  “The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. If he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive.”
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Why don't nuns ever get laid?
  
  They don't dress like altar boys
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  That lady is a lesbo hiding behind religion. She is getting lap dances and setting up otc...and fuckin every one she can
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Q:What's the difference between Alucard taking a bath and a Preacher.
  A:A Preacher has hope in his soul and Alucard has soap in his hole.