Will $100 Do It?

Give me a $100 and I will find out for you.

There is a club here in az where I could do it for $60

isn't the definition of happy and satisfied too subjective?

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Purely geographically the $100 will get you a lot more in Michigan versus NY.

But I'll bite on the challenge - my answer is No. $100 will not do it. I guess it's death for me.

There's about a 95% chance that I can leave the club happy and satisfied for $100 or less. Almost every one of my SC visits ends with a JIP during a lap dance and costs less than $100. Nothing personal, Lap Dance King, but I'm not down with the term LDK. If Alfred E. Neuman were especially fond of BBBJs, I still wouldn't call them AENs :)

My cheapest SC happiness ever: On at least two occasions I stopped in at the Silver Bullet in Urbana, paid no cover because I buy a Club Card every 6 months for $20, got one $10 dance from a favorite dancer who was particularly customer-service-oriented, and left happy for a total of 10 bucks! Sadly, dances at the Bullet recently went up to a whopping $15.

Best clubs in Indiana-Illinois for a cheapskate like me: the Silver Bullet of course, Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indy ($12 every day from noon to 2), Hip Hugger in Kokomo ($10 always), Night Moves in Bloomington (2 for $20 on Sunday night), and Babes and Harem House in Indy (2 for $20 all day Tuesday). I think I could seal the deal at any of these places.

Not with my high-end taste and the costs here in the true upscale LA clubs. I'd drop $100 just parking,paying cover and ordering my 2 minimum drinks.

Guess I'd be killed. Oh well....At least I'll go out laying underneath a smoking hot stripper, who would probably be yelling "SECURITY! GET THIS DEADBEAT OUT FROM UNDER ME!!!!"

Nope.

If I would settle for just a HJ, yes.

Probably. 20 for a drink for me and my fav. Three $20 songs in VIP and $20 tip after the honey works her magic.

Knowing I was on such a short leash might fuck it up for me though.

VERY unlikely!

It would be difficult because at most clubs the dances are at least $20 each( plus whatever cover and drinks amount to)but it can definitely be done.

I just got back from a club tonight and had a great time and only spent $60. It's a BYOB club and the cover charge is only $5 before 9PM.

This club has $10 table dances and the contact is very good for the cost. I spotted this light-skinned, mixed race petite beauty and got 5 dances from her over the span of an hour and a half. In between all the dances we just hung out chatting. I was a whale tonight. :)

It all depends on the club. Some clubs have $10 table dances with no contact and it's just the dancer dancing in front of you. Other clubs have good contact table dances for only $10 each. And at that price, your money goes a long way!

Akron Ohio has $5 dances at every club. No cover charge at most clubs and $2 for a drink at some clubs.

Yes, but I will not tell so their death to me

Easy.

Go see my ATF and use a pass for admission: -$10
Tip two dancers: -$10 (2 x $5 tips)
Get four LDs from my ATF: -$80

If I can't use the pass, then no stage tips, and my ATF still gets $80, and I'm on cloud 9. Even more so since I didn't have to pay for it!

I'm dead.

I can't be "satisfied" from dances, I'm not 13.

I wouldn't want extras that cost ≤$100.

4 blow jobs at $25 a pop

To all the guys who said yes: What do baby chicks say when they walk by you?
"Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"

100%, yes.

Absolutely, positively, yes.

Bottled water: $3 + $1 tip
Three song lapdance: $56 + $5 tip to the bartender
Blow job: $35 tip to dancer.

Of course, you have to be able to blow it in 3 songs, which is a bit over 10 minutes at the club in question. If you can get off quicker, you can save another 9 bucks by only getting the two song dance for $46. :)

In some places yes, others not a chance. But yes, I do know of some clubs where $100 would get you FS with something to spare for a cocktail, though you have to give up a lot on the quality front to get there.

No way in the clubs I go to; extras around here usually don't happen. Even my ATF won't get me off ITC because of the enforcement of the rules by management. But I think any club around Detroit, or in IL just outside of St. Louis would make it doable for $100 and you'll have change left over.

There's a dive I know that give damces for as low as $1 tips. You can tip as infrequent as you want while getting a lapper. That's the only place I'll be enjoying it

"You've been given a budget of $100 and cannot spend a cent more. What are the chances that you can leave the club happy and satisfied?"

I take the $100, walk out the door, spent $0, and am happy and satisfied I have an extra $100.

Then I go to my club and see my fave!