Comments by looneylarry (page 3)

No, not with a pending case type of thing. Have yet to have the getting spotted on the street by a stripper. If it happens with my wife there, I'll have to do some mighty fine tap dancing. For now, I am hoping that the anonymity of snug city gives me favorable odds, and that a dancer would have enough sense to not approach me if my wife is nearby. Hmmm, drive-through coffee stand that was a front for prostitution? Makes you wonder if this is going on with any other drive-through stands, only where they have normal clothes on and don't draw the LE attention. I don't drink coffee, but now I may start.

Yeah, I saw a dancer that wore a prosthetic leg. She was sorta cute, kind of the girl-next-door if you lived in a trailer park. I think she was just trying to get by. I gave her some tips but didn't go to VIP. Looked like a lot of guys just couldn't get past the leg. She tied a bandana around the place where her stump joined the fake leg, just below the knee. But she was gamely trying to do it. But the boobies, I suspect is a whole different thing. The reason that mastectomies are such a traumatic thing for women is that they embody their feminine selves. Probably even more than the vag. Would a guy still feel like a man if his penis had to be amputated? I don't know if that is analogous or not. I have seen pictures of women with mastectomies without a shirt, kind of like flipping the bird to cancer. I can understand their spirit. But stripping may be different. The key might be whether they could make any money at it. And I would guess guys just couldn't get past it. A hot vixen with long hair dancing up a seductive storm that turns around and has no boobs? Would that deflate your fantasy then and there?

*Ha, I'm not that self-centered. Auto-correct changed "covered crotch" to "coveted crotch". I'm honored and humbled.

I can pay $20 for a really good dance. But, unfortunately, the dancers usually only give about a $10 value. So when you go to my preferred clubs and pay $10 and get a very good dance, then you probably have something. A very good dance would be active grinding, lots of mutual hands-on, maybe some nibbling and blowing on my coveted crotch, some dirty talk, some peeks and sniffs of vag, and some Golden Globes-worthy GFE acting. But a pet peeve is $25/dance. Makes bill handling and making change tougher. And, if you are a dancer, why do you ask?

What everybody said. But you should have a thicker skin. You just got trumped, no more, no less. There is a pecking order and you just found out you are not at the top. Nothing tragic about it. It could be a long-time crusty, an old friend, a Daddy Warbucks, a girl-on-girl possibility, who knows what. But did you really think that you'd hit the walk-off homer right off the bat? It was too good to be true. Next time she may just settle for you, or for somebody else. No rhyme or reason. Like golfing. You swing hundreds of times and then that one time you hit the ball perfectly and it flies true to the pin and the clouds part. But there is never an explanation for why that shot was any different. But it would be foolishness to go bankrupt trying buy lessons, bags, memberships, clubs, accessories, and obsess over replicating that perfect shot.

Robin Meade and Harris Faulkner. A little Julie Banderas.

Zipman isn't confused at all. His analysis on government suppression of speech and the First Amendment was right on the money. LGBT groups can threaten a private company all they want with boycotts and sympathetic groups that agree with bigoted views can counter with vows to buy more shit from those sponsors. But the government can't suppress free speech. Can anyone say anything at any time? No, no individual right is absolute. But freedom of speech (from government interference) is one of the fundamental rights enshrined in the Constitution and an ingrained part of our culture. And because it is a fundamental right, we don't put them up to a vote to see if the misguided masses will allow a minority to speak (or take a job, or rent an apartment, or use interstate transportation, etc.)

A wide range of answers. I guess the panel of self-professed experts did not reach a consensus. Kind of like a roomful of economists.

Whoa, there, cowboy. What's "horse snatch"? Do their snatches smell like horse? Come to think of it, I haven't had the opportunity to smell real horse snatch.

Don't forget that there is evidence that redheads have a lower threshold for pain (and probably pleasure) than the rest of the population. So they might be more irritable but also more sensual. So you have to take the good with the bad. And if they are disproportionately Irish, they may be a bit more hot-headed than the rest of the population. Stereotype? Maybe, but a history of having to fight and scratch out a livelihood, a history of being disproportionately working class, maybe some alcohol abuse. Or maybe all they have in common with their hardscrabble immigrant ancestors is their last name.

When they jump up and stand on the bench and pull the G-string to the side, do they expect you to do DATY, or is it just to give you a good peek? This was a no-extras club, as far as I could tell.

It is a sure bet that the dancer will tell your daughter if she ever saw you there. So it is not worth it. It may be possible to go to that club but never get a lapper from the daughter's friend, but she may see you getting a lapper from someone else. Too much drama, not worth it.

The Midwest is a bad place to find extras. There may be an extras club here or there, but they are hundreds of miles apart. Some better action may be had during the day than at night, and weekends are usually a bad time for it. All in all, I'd say it is not available in any form at close all clubs in the area. Seems my forays into OTC have produced no fruit, so the failure rate there is similarly high. If I frequent the same club maybe 3 or 4 days a week for 2 or 3 weeks, dropping $200 or so each time, the success rate may go up some. But most of it will be the big tease, and I don't have that kind of money to throw around.

Good tax advice from gmd, canny, Papi, et al. The only thing I would add is that if your deductions are so far out of kilter from your income, you might arouse suspicion. In other words, if you declare such a small income for your work but you write off a ton of expenses, their software may raise some red flags. But my guess is that the odds are on your side. A tax accountant could set you on the right path. And you look absolutely stunning in the photos. That is, if this is a legitimate poster and not some demented alter ego cooked up by one of our trolls. I would just have to check out the physical evidence first hand(s), eh?

Yes, I've pulled the bills back if the dancer whiffs. Most will acknowledge that they missed you on this rotation but will catch you next time, and everybody's cool about it. One time, though, I had a girl come over at the rail and do the legs on my shoulders thing, motorboat, etc., and then she reached down and grabbed the bills I had laid out for my next drink. They were on the ledge that was lower than the stage, maybe six inches, and were sitting next to my drink. I didn't want to cause a scene, and what she was doing was probably worth a few extra dollars, so I didn't complain. So now I try not to have the extra money sitting out, even if I plan to get another drink.

Ditto on the great pics. Love the black outfit--you'd hook me right away from across the room. The January Jones guess is a good one, or maybe even Marilyn. As long as your attitude is that the stripping money supplements the other job and that you will finish school controls, then you should be okay. But once you let it control your schedule and your income, then you will get sucked into the vortex and you will be wake up and you'll be 30 and worse off.

Went to Rick's after looking at several other places, but it was a few years ago. Hot brunette offered "everything but penetration" for something odd, like, $430 upstairs. She was very persuasive and I almost bit on it. Duo, I don't know about this guy. Even a half-assed blow job is still pretty good. But the key factor is whether the girl has any interest in doing it well. If she is enjoying it and wants to please her man, that makes all the difference. If she has no interest and is just going through the motions = lackluster blow job. Believe me, a guy can tell.

Line up OTC with the 2nd girl, the ex will never find you. And it should be over the top. When it gets old, move on. She sounds ready to me.

I don't know which hole is the glory hole, either. I steer away from the girls that look so young that you could swear there was some baby fat still there in places. I am getting old enough now that college coeds look like they are in high school and high school girls look like they are in middle school. And the middle school girls are trying hard to look like they are much older, and not making it.

Stellar analysis and commentary. Let me pose this: we have had philanthropy from the very beginning, but we still have poverty. How's that working out? And how much money is spent feting the big donors in their tuxes and tails--administrative costs and overhead, wouldn't you say? We found out during the government shutdown that our friends and neighbors were federal workers and their money circulates in the economy just the same as those who are privately employed. I want to see some of you try to make your food stamps food stretch far enough so that you don't go hungry. And by definition we go to SCs and drop our disposable income on self-gratification, yet some of us carry this chip on our shoulders that there are millions out there screwing us out of our hard-earned cash. That really is, shall we say. . .rich.

Then if it's not a conspiracy, then it's a loose band of dumb-asses, isn't it?

Interesting point. For some time now, I have been trying to figure out whether this is nothing more than an accumulating pile of random ass-wipery, populated by clueless misanthropes who post at rates far beyond what the usual TUSCLer does. . .or if there is more going on. I don't know how traffic is measured on the site and whether founder can show advertisers the number of logins or the number of clicks or what. If driving traffic is the name of the game, meaningless threads just talking shit may be pushing the site further into the black. But what about the possibility of something else, and I'll use the readily-available analogy of dancers talking shit in the club about other dancers because there is only so much money to go around and they want a greater share and they need to take it from somebody else if it is going to happen. Could there be competitors who have found that crapping in this pool will drive most people away eventually? If so, I would think that founder may be concerned with the bottom-line. I don't buy that the site needs to continue to be a bastion of free speech. BS, it's an economic endeavor and it is a private venture and profitability is the sole consideration. If the nitwits and mind-numbing troll activities haven't been cleaned up yet, it is either because it is impossible to do so, or it is preferable the way it is. Which must mean that all the trolls are somehow making somebody some money. But it still doesn't do anything to change the simple fact that a large share of what is posted on here is no better than a pack of eighth-graders gathering behind the school and hurling poorly-formed insults at each other. Juvenile? Yup. Homophobic? Yup. Xenophobic? Yup. Knee-jerk? Yup. Simple-minded? Yes. Grating, repetitive, and inconsistent? Yes. Illogical? Of course. And the reason it doesn't change is because I don't think it was meant to change. Idiotic food fights evidently serve some purpose.

A few well-chosen words whispered into my ear while she snuggles in close and breathes and purrs. A good dick rub seals the deal.

Sorry, canny, the potential for too damn much drama looms over this. Ranukam is just going to have to flush this one. The only way to save it is if one of them moves, and they stop being best friends, and maybe the 2nd one starts dancing at another club. Then maybe. Not work it to get your car keyed or window smashed or tires slashed or get followed home or have a cat fight in the street at 3 am.

Still haven't seen a change in my neck of the woods.