Comments by looneylarry (page 5)

I'm not so sure that the OP has to take it for face value. After all, most of what a dancer says is shaded for one reason or another. If you aren't so sure about that, go over to the pink site and read how helpless, pathetic, and misguided we all are. Most of our responses and the OP's responses assume that what he was told was all true. It may have been mostly a crap story that she concocted to put distance between them, for whatever reason, whether it was self-survival, or not getting entangled that way again, or whatever. Don't take it personally, since it is and always will be a business. A leopard can't change its spots, strippers will roll out whoppers, so there is no need to get pissed about it.

Maybe DandyDan remembers this, but there was a dancer years ago that had a leg amputated at the knee and she would dance with a scarf toed around her knee. In the dark, you couldn't quite tell that the fake leg and the real leg skin tones didn't quite match. Once you figured it out, then you weren't sure what to do: lust after her, tip her more, refrain from pity tipping. It was confusing and poignant. She was actually a fairy cute girl, but I think it was a tough path for her.

I've had a girl unbutton my shirt most of the way down, then lean in and nibble on one nipple, kiss across my chest, and nibble on the other one. Took her sweet time doing it. Then did a long, thorough stripper handshake, making sure she grabbed all of it and squeezed up and down the full length a couple of times. Then she squatted down and blew and nibbled on my package, in a slow sensual way. All while I was standing next to the short stage, but in front of everybody. I became a regular customer, needless to say.

Agree with rickdugan. This site has been very helpful when on travel and you need to know what kind of night to expect and which club may have the best experience. When you have a limited budget and you might only get to that city once a year, you don't want to piss away time and money driving around on hit-and-miss missions. Most places in this country have little or no extras on the menu, so simply walking in with a small wad of cash doesn't make anything automatic. So this information is useful; All this other horseshit about who has a tiny dick or who shorted t-bills or how many times I can pee on your furniture to mark my territory is pure and simply asinine. Even junior high dickheads would be ashamed of it.

Think about it. If there is a group of 5 or 6 girls out, do you really think that one of them wants to be picked off and taken home by some random dude? They will be hen-pecked mercilessly by the rest of their girlfriends. I don't think that there are many groups that go out with the express purpose to have each of them separately pursue a possible hook-up. I would believe that two women might go out--maybe divorcees-and have a mutual pact that if one of them gets picked up that the other will check in with them by text or something. That sounds more plausible. But if you unwittingly bump into the 5-year reunion of 8 Tri-Delts in the bar, you have about a snowball's chance of walking away with any one of them. All you are is entertainment for a cackling bunch.

Haven't popped my OTC cherry yet. Too many times of lining up a room and waiting and getting stood up. When you are in a relationship, the chances you get are few and far between, like getting the planets to align just right. And then you line something up and they don't show because flakiness is part of the job description. I don't have much of a desire for OTC any more.

Bad move, but I would certainly do her doggie-style.

Meh. Breitbart has as much credibility with me as The Onion.

Yes, it is a cartoonish, ham-handed portrayal of dancers and strip clubs. Similar to how Anniston dance in front of the Mexican drug lord was a rip-off of Flashdance. I used to think that all clubs were above-board and the sure way to get your ass tossed out of the club was to suggest to a dancer that she could make some extra money with some additional activities. And I used to try and tell my wife that strip clubs were smeared in popular culture and that they didn't employ prostitutes that danced on the side. But there are enough exceptions to the rule to beat that notion down. There are just enough clubs around (and we are all trying to find them) where just the right play will get you whatever you need from a hot beauty fro a reasonable price. In many parts of the country that is basically chasing a unicorn. In other parts there is action to be had but the women are over the hill, lacking in aesthetics, or the club is pretty loose and so they have to compete by providing those services. But the vast majority of the time, there are no extras to be had by beautiful women at bargain prices. Just not going to happen. It is that fringe activity, however, that provides enough of a nugget to keep all those misconceptions afloat. And there will other movies with broad brushes of the stripper leads. Sorry, Duo; wish it weren't so.

I used to stop in a lot after work where I wore a suit. I'd leave the suit jacket in the car and just wear the shirt, tie, and suit pants. I'd forget that some of these suits were a wool blend and my ATF hated them. She told me several times to stop wearing them. On the other hand, had no place to change.

Good descriptive writing, Slick. Great phrasing. Was she on some depressant or sedative or something? That's why OTC hasn't happened for me yet--I worry too much about all of the stuff out of my control.

I've worn shorts before but have been maybe the only one in the club to do so. A corollary to this is if you have to call attention to it and tell a girl that there is easy access, this probably isn't the right girl. The fun girls always seem to figure it out themselves, without prompting. I even wore sweat pants once that had a torn pocket so that a dancer's hand could fit into the pocket and keep right on going to the promised land. I pointed out the hidden feature and my ATF took advantage of it, but she still had to keep an eye on management, so it wasn't a home-run. shadow, I understand the quick walk into the club from the parking lot, but won't you have to allow a few minutes to overcome the shrinkage?

gmd, that impression was right on the money. One very bad indicator not mentioned is cigarette smoke. Around here, all bars have gone smokeless. Strip clubs, as "private" establishments are allowed to have their own rules, so most opt for smoking. So if I go out and come back with a smell of alcohol I can pass it off as the local bar. But if I come back smelling like smoke, the clear indication is a strip club. And you are usually covered in it, because it is one of the very few places to light up and of course they all do. So you smell like an ashtray from across the room. That has seriously curtailed my clubbing habits. Even a change of clothes and washing up at the truck stop doesn't quite get rid of the smell.

Duo, congrats on the new gig. Your feisty, saucy ways would make a fun evening with the club guys. Based on your pictures here, you should be a hit. What is not readily apparent is whether you have the fluidity, grace, rhythm, and overflowing sensuality to be a great stripper. But I suspect you do.

Papi's got it. I do think that you have walked into PL territory. She may just feel like cuddling (two females) and she really cares for you. More likely, she is just trying to maximize her cash. I do think that females in clubs are usually in that group bachelorette mode. Fewer are regular customers. A regular female PL is kind of rare. Maybe she doesn't quite know what to do with you?

I do think that most have enough sense to not bitch about customers, because you will quickly think that maybe she will bitch about me the same way behind my back and that will quickly shut down sales. BUT, when they are safely behind the curtain in the dressing room or someplace, then they will bitch to their dancer girlfriends about the customers. Only a few openly bitched about customers in front of me, and it was because they were too stupid, or impaired, or thought I wouldn't care because the pussy was that good. But hardly ever do they talk about other customers. Actually they are much more likely to bitch about another dancer they don't like (because that might take a sale away from the disliked dancer and put it into play for them).

Don't read too much into it. A lot of the time, that behavior in dogs is more of a power thing than a sexual thing. In other words, you weren't that attractive. lol

A corollary: If you walk into a dark club, do you know right away that extras might be more available there? Or is there a correlation?

I'd tap it.

Tried a few of these sites and decided they are basically a scam. I think it was Ashley Madison where I saw a hot looking chick with a shirt supporting the local college team and some realistic pics. I sent the winks and whatever and she sent messages back about how we ought to get together. She was playing hard to get somewhat, high class. But I saw that a few of her private messages to me had piled up and I couldn't open them. So I joined and paid the basic price, and opened them. They were all different, but short, saying that she doesn't really date guys like me. So I had to join to find out "she" was looking for someone else. And you have to pay an additional fee to have them delete the histories. Right.

As they say, Duo, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers. I think the sex would be great and the pillow talk would be fun. You're a good kid and I like your fresh perspective. I could overlook the tats, even more in dim light. But, I'd have to be hands-on.

Knowing what I know now, hell no, I wouldn't have gotten married.

What the shit?

Not by choice. I'd say it was a result of a shitty relationship and shitty sex life. The two beds didn't create that, but happened because of it.

An interesting point about foreign language. If a girl was reciting the Gettysburg Address in French or Russian or Spanish, but was doing it the right way--with sensuality and enthusiasm--I think it would be hot. So it is not necessarily what they are saying, but how they are saying it. Same thing for English. Not a string of four-letter words that would make a sailor blush, but instead a hot and sensual description of her enjoyment. Most girls don't even want to put the effort into it. When you find the one that can do it even marginally, they are a find.