Comments by boatmonkey

8.0 Great spread at the V, sexy looking but could be fake like a pro or real like a girl next door. But I would give her a try for sure.

6.0 Another average looking girl, a little thick in the middle. Nothing suggests a good time in VIP to me in those pics so I have to think she would just be OK. But she might fool me.

7.5 Very pretty face in the last shot, great body except for the calves, or lack of calves. But HOT just the same. Edible looking. Probably good in the VIP.

5.0 Too hefty, doesn't appear co-ordinated. And I like them petite. Wouldn't even try her, although I would watch her dance onstage. Not terribly unattractive but not my fantasy girl.

There are some white males who don't get turned on by Asian chicks - they're gay, of course!

I share your pasion for Asian women! Let me recommend the best I have found around Detroit. There's a terrific little Thai stripper, aptly named "Asia", who dances at La Chambre on Detroit's west side, Telegraph & I-96. She's in her late 30's but what a body and she is friendly as can be, honest and fair to deal with. She won't fuck you or suck you, you won't be sticking any fingers inside anywhere, and she doesn't want anybody kissing or licking on her (she says "slobbing" for slobbering - cute as hell!). But she wants you to leave satisfied so if you sit back, relax, and let her do her thing in the VIP you won't regret the experience. She works the dayshift, noon to 7 pm, usually Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, sometimes Wednesday and Saturday, almost never Monday. If you stop in to check her out, tell her Terry sent you and see how that works out for you. Now go have some fun!

I often think that if anything bad happened to my ATF, like a battle with cancer, I would do all I could for her. She has had a string of boyfriends since I have known her but none who really cared for her - you know how you can tell, guys not really wanting to see that she was driving a decent car or living in a decent place. I think she would be pretty much all alone in a real life crisis. Hopefully I will never have to see that happen, though. I wish you and your ATF good times in the future, the sooner the better.

All kidding aside, I have gotten paid back in cash occasionally but most of the time if I lend my ATF some cash it is with the understanding that I will take repayment in VIP dances - and she has always paid me back with interest! But I think my ATF is one in a million.

My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.

The club I frequent has a large older clientele - I can't understand why no girl has just chosen the obvious names: Viagra or Cialis! Works for me!!

I stay away from those overpriced clubs - go to La Chambre, sit anywhere you want, and spend your hard-earned money on fun with the girls!

Although I can't buy large things (cars, diamonds, major appliances), I like to buy small but nice gifts for my ATF that I know she will like and use (earrings, scarves, purses). I do it because it allows me to extend the experience of thinking about the good times we have, even when I can't see her, and when she really likes something it shows how well I have gotten to know her tastes. And by giving her lots of little things over time, I have infiltrated her life so that every day she wears or uses some little thing from me, and hopefully she will have a fond memory of me like I have of her long after I am gone from the strip club scene. We have had some wonderful moments together (at least they were great for me!)

See if you can catch the unbelievable Rachel Rockets sometime at La Chambre, northeast corner of I96 & Telegraph in the strip mall. Her cans are ridiculously huge! Personally, that ain't my thing - I like small women with B or C cups but she is popular and good in the VIP I ear. If she isn't there, don't despair. There are plenty of other sexy girls there, all ready to sastify. Who says Disneyland is the Happiest Place on Earth?

All that for the final outcome of a BBHJ? Not that I want anymore than that but that's SOP other places. Get over to La Chambre and make the acquantance of my fair-minded friends there. If you can drop $100 (that's just one of them thangs) you can have a hell of a good time! Discuss it before you head to the VIP, of course...

Seems to be a trend to playing card names - the old Booby Trap is noe King of Diamonds. Haven't been in either yet... old Cheetah's was pretty much a hand job joint and more, I think. VIPs were all tiny privte booths. Stopped in the last time a couple years ago but there was no room to do anything but sit there and get jerked off.

50/50 she is available for OTC or she wants to let you call to check her schedule.

I prefer the dayshift atmosphere and the last day of the month finds the girls hungry to make rent and other bills just like the rest of us and means it's a buyer's market. Last Friday, the 30th, my own ATF said to me "I'm short but I'm not worried because I do whatever a I have to do to get what I need." Unfortunately, I was broke by then, too, so I couldn't explore exactly what was meant by that statement! LOL

Wealthy guys are looser with than cash than those of us on a budget. We all give as much as we can to get the satisfaction we desire. Hell, if I was rich you couldn't get me outta the club!!

I had a dancer squirt milk at me several times many years ago because she kept them producing as long as possible using a breats pump and thought it made a nice gimmick. And the best part is she went on to be a porn star named Debbi Diamond!

My favorite club in Detroit, La Chambre, charges a higher tipout to a dancer if she shows up more than an hour after the shift starts, I think it is. But I haven't heard of them turning girls away.

Have you ever tried La Chambre at I96 and Telegraph? It's my favorite place and I highly recommend the dayshift on Wednesday. See the reviews by myself and others and pm me if you want to know my favorite dancers. There's a good chance I'll be around next Wednesday...

Most strippers I have met get irate if they think other dancers are gossiping about them so I almost never ask anything about another girl, other than maybe what's her name. I sit and listen to whatever the dancer with me wants to tell me and really try not to ask too many questions at all. Most girls want to keep their private life private and many get offended if you ask something they consider too personal.

While the girls definitely don't like to be talked about by the customers with other dancers, "behind their backs" in other words, they do sit with nothing to do for long periods and I'm sure they talk about us regulars when we aren't there. Like most everywhere else, the "good" is not as interesting to share as the "bad" and the "ugly" so I think the dancers chat about the oddballs most. But they definitely talk about their regulars as well as their newbies. As far as sharing info about my ATF, I know her to be an honest, good-hearted, hard-working single mother with two teenage children who has stripped for at least ten years because the schedule allows her to be with her kids so much. I'm glad to send new business to her simply because I can't support her all by myself. If I could find her a good man in his early 40's who would love and appreciate her, I would act as Cupid. And if she fell for him, he would be one lucky man - hell, she treats me great and I'm just a customer! LOL

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I had just started to use it with my favorite club, La Chambre, and thought it could replace the posting of short comments I do on another site, or imitate it. Kind of the Twitter of tuscl.net. Nobody else was getting into it on that club page, though. Is it gone for good or just down for an adjustment?