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8 years ago
Not only are desertscrub's "Club ad of the day!" props mostly worthless, but his posts on this discussion board are disproportionately hateful and mean-spirited. He seems to have some real anger issues. I wish that the ignore feature also applied to props.
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8 years ago
crazyjoe, Hustler magazine is not a "book".
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8 years ago
Split the difference, skibum: grope and watch an 8!
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8 years ago
The only stripper I've ever gotten pics from is my ATF, whom I've been seeing OTC for a few months. A couple of months ago I asked her by text for some pictures and she immediately sent 7, including one topless and one nude rear view. The last time she was blowing me in her apartment, she asked me if I wanted to take a picture. I have no idea why I didn't right on the spot, but I intend to in a week or two when I see her again! Currently pictures serve as a nice reminder during intervals between dates; some day they will provide fond memories.
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8 years ago
^^^ This is ludicrous! Perhaps "people subscribe to a National Public Radio Sensibility" at npr.org. But "in most of the online world"? LMFAO
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8 years ago
Juice, I'm glad you have a sense of humor when I tease you. It's one of your endearing qualities.
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8 years ago
And did you make out with her in the front room? And did you slip her money under the table? And did you try to civilianize her? And does she dance on the underground Mexican hat dance circuit? So many questions!
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8 years ago
Juicebox, you do speak some truth. Porn can desensitize us to the visual stimulation of an actual living woman. But this has nothing to do with your study of "hudiuism", whatever TF that is. Can we assume that your "shockrays" (LMFAO) and your third eye are dripping with Juice jizz when the lap dance is over?
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8 years ago
Excerpt from Juice's diary:
Deer Dairy,
Tooday i jurked off too a mentle imidge of a jiant chacken fanger cuz i dint have no hussler maggazeen. It werked!
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8 years ago
^^^ What ATACdawg said . . . and SJG (!) Douchester, since Nina regularly annihilates *you*, why don't you do us all a favor and take another nice long leave of absence from TUSCL? I assure you that many of us would rather read her contributions to this board than yours.
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8 years ago
What Subraman said. Anyone who has clubbed for a minute should be able to figure out how to fend off unwanted visitors without being a dick. With a combination of firmness, tact, and friendliness, it's possible to get them to move along while keeping the door open to future interaction.
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8 years ago
Yeah, JimGass -- SJG is always full of surprises, isn't he?
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8 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Within reason, extra poundage means more cushion for the pushin'. If I were previously attracted to her, I would probably still go for it.
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8 years ago
No. She's pretty attractive for a 50-year-old, but her looks don't appeal to me.
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8 years ago
Oh, dear! Another 2amer at one of my favorite clubs. I've been to the Yellow Rose about a dozen times, more than any other club -- but always in the afternoon.
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8 years ago
With all due respect, juicebox, I see why people diagnose you as a Down syndrome baby who was *also* dropped on his head. Examples:
concussnuss
femeal
feel my Ora
make slow and tedus love
Good Lord, man! Do you ever read what you wrote before you post it?
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8 years ago
Since we're all 'fessing up, here goes: I'm 62, 5' 11", and weigh about 230 (down from 248 a couple of months ago). I probably should weigh 175, but I haven't since my 30s and would be content to drop to 195 or so and then stay there. I must say, no stripper has ever turned me down by saying "No way, you fat fuck!" They really are primarily driven by the thickness of our wallets, not of our guts.
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8 years ago
Thinking that SJG is occasionally right is quite different from liking him! I think he's always wrong in his political and religious views but has excellent musical taste and is sometimes right about interaction with strippers.
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8 years ago
My first OTC date with my ATF was overnight in a hotel room a few months ago. She's 32 and has been married (and divorced) twice but is an only child who is extremely close to her parents. Like so many strippers, she lost her license for a year due to a DUI last Christmas, so one of her parents drives her to the club and picks her up almost every day that she works.
At bedtime on our date and again in the morning, she texted her mom. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Reassuring my mom that everything is OK". Apparently they believe that she's doing two VIPs for a kindly older professor (that's me) who frequents her club. I teased her that they know *nothing* about strip clubs or VIP rooms and probably think she's doing air dances in a bikini in my hotel room rather than 69 in no clothes. I also suggested the following text to mom: "One hour in, Mommy, and things are getting a little rapey here!"
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8 years ago
OMG -- I actually agree with SJG! I, for one, am sick and tired of shailynn's endless vendetta against larryfisherman. I may not believe everything larry posts, but I believe most of it.
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8 years ago
Yep, my Chase Freedom Visa pays 1% on all purchases and 5% on certain kinds of purchases that change each quarter. Some quarters it's restaurants, hotels, and/or gas, all of which I buy a *lot* of, so couple of years I cash out a few hundred dollars.
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8 years ago
I'm kind of a fat fuck, but I have lost about 20 pounds in the past couple of months, so my trajectory is good. I'll feel pretty good if I lose another 20-30.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I say "who" :)
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8 years ago
With all due respect, Sinclair, stealing the bathroom troll's tips was a dick move. Just be a man and don't tip him if you don't like his attitude.
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8 years ago
Great story -- thanks for sharing!