.....When they tell you they CAME

15 comments

• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  "This has happened to many a PL in one week, let alone 7 years. "
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  I've never LDKed and it's physically impossible for some of us. Not sure why this guy felt compelled to tell her in the first place. Don't understand why the dancer's comment is funny; the whole topic is degrading for most dancers.
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  Buzz kill..... I'm sure most PLs go to the club for companionship and conversation. It's just for entertainment only, right?
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  That dancer has obviously never had lapdanceking82 in her club....
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  I only LDK'ed one in my life...and I'd actually just assume not. I'd rather cum in a pussy, mouth or hand. Not in my pants.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  I imagine the fact that he told her made it a very awkward moment for the dancer
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Most of you sorry fucks can't LDK because you have porn addiction that over the years have caused over stiimulation and brain damage to the front cortext....it can be reversible but you have to give up porn and retrain your body
  
  Since I've given up my porn addiction and have been practicing hudiuism ideas to my masturbation and love making i have gained a greater since of self and unity.
  
  Thus during a Dance I'm more focused on now...ever present in the situation and am highly awaer of my body and what I'm feeling resulting in Intense LDK experience or I start doing heavy breathing to lock in my gasum into my body and pulling my sexual release through my shockrays and releasing through my third eye
  
  In juices name Amen
• MrBater2010

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  8 years ago

  Give up porn? Are you fuckig crazy?? LOL What am I supposed to look at while I am having my morning coffee have you seen the news lately? and where am I going to find someone else that can stroke it just the way I like it for free? LOL
  
  Seriously Juice, You have to admit there are a lot worse habits in life.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Juicebox, you do speak some truth. Porn can desensitize us to the visual stimulation of an actual living woman. But this has nothing to do with your study of "hudiuism", whatever TF that is. Can we assume that your "shockrays" (LMFAO) and your third eye are dripping with Juice jizz when the lap dance is over?
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  Lol!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I can see dancers not liking LDKisms b/c of the potential it can get on them; but it's one of the hazards of the job.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  I don't -- and can't -- LDK myself. But agree with the sentiment that if it only happened to that girl a handful of times in 7 years, "two of the most high contact areas in the country", either she absolutely sucks at lap dancing (which is possible -- she's a SW girl) or she just has no idea when it's happening. Like Papi, I can certainly see why some/most strippers aren't fond of LDKs, at least if there's a potential of leakage (the LDKers in the local forum around here talk about wearing a condom lubed on the inside with no under, so there's no chance of leakage and better sensation).
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO brilliant Mr deuce
  
  In the name of the founder, da juice and the crazy Joe
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Amen
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Juice, I'm glad you have a sense of humor when I tease you. It's one of your endearing qualities.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  If you voted Republitard this November, you voted for a party that made it a plank in their platform this year that viewing Pornography is a mental health issue and societal illness. Just sayin'.
  
  Rockstarr666 got it right, I'd rather splooge in a willing female orifice but when time is an issue LDK beats blue balls by a mile.