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Apart from a four day business trip to Montana/North Dakota I have been in the isolation of Canada's north for three months and I will be here for another six weeks until a business trip to Toronto in mid-November. For…
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A couple of days ago a Twin Otter float plane went down in Yellowknife. The two pilots were killed but, at last notice to me, all passengers had survived and were being treated in Yellowknife or in Edmonton (hundreds of…
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Killing frost hit the camp recently. Great news! The wretched bugs are dead. Daytime temperatures remain in the 10C-20C range (50F-68F). I can finally wear shorts and t-shirts. Those perky nipples would be mine. Camp remains resolutely male and boring. Hence,…
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I was in US on business for a few days and poked my nose into a SC in Minot ND and another in Williston ND. I had one drink in each place and quickly left. I will not bother writing…
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A business trip to the Bakken field areas of these two states is looming for me. No clubs listed on tuscl in that part of Montana and in Williston and Minot in North Dakota the reviews of the clubs are…
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Last week saw the return visit of a young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp for some more consulting work. One of the badass rig pigs got a little out of line with her and I had to tune…
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I chortled mightily at lunch when I browsed tuscl, and I am laughing as I browse again having shut down for the day for supper. I am guilty of the moose penis offering (it was intended merely to needle georgmicrodong).…
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I took a stroll down a cut line in the muskeg last evening and saw a grand bull moose coming out of a marsh about 50 metres away. He sported a terrific rack and as I observed his movements I…
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On a lazy Sunday I had the time to catch up on e-mails including the mail at the address I liberally splash around when visiting SCs. I hadn't checked this stuff for about three months. There were 15 messages, mostly…
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rick has just had an article about Providence, RI SCs published; one of a series of such articles that he has written giving us PLs valuable info for enjoying our hobby in different cities that he has visited. Other guys…
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I could never understand the appeal of phone sex but after yesterday's conversation with a favourite Toronto dancer, I GET IT !! Her throaty voice, sexy Slavic accent, and saucily salacious talk set me up for a frustrating, mostly sleepless…
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A lazy slow day at work led me to mess around with this task, having accumulated a rather impressive list of dancers' phone #s over the last year or so. Those #s of girls whom I could not remember were…
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After spending a day doing business with the young female geophysical consultant who had visited my isolated bush camp two weeks ago, the two of us retired to one of Calgary's high powered business bars for cocktails and happy hour…
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I moan constantly about how lame Alberta clubs can be, Their one saving grace is the high energy stage shows performed by the dancers. I am in Calgary for a brief three day shot of business and I dropped into…
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Has anybody ever experienced this? A club that would deliver several dancers to a site to entertain a group of customers? I ask because I have to leave the bush camp here in NWT to attend to some matters down…
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I came in early from the rig this afternoon to do some work in the office shack and there in my e-mails is a sweet request for a booty call from my main Alberta OTC sweetie for the coming long…
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I just came across this feature about Canada's oil sands companies most recent public relations flurry. It will be directed at you Americans. I am curious as to how effective this campaign might be with Americans. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ethical-oil-ad-campaign/article2112295/ This is the…
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A slow Sunday at the worksite gave me free time to wander through tuscl club ratings. I compared the ratings generated by my own reviews with the averages that Founder calculates from all reviews submitted for those same clubs. I…
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This was just too ripe not to post on tuscl. A doctoral student at the University of Helsinki based his PhD research on this thesis. The guy's argument (based on serious statistical analyses?) is that the SMALLER the average length…
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Last summer I was outed as a SC monger via less than circumspect personal comments in a review posted here on tuscl which was available in its entirety on google. At that time I was retired and I didn't give…
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One of the suppliers invited to my Canada Day bash a couple of weeks ago flew into the camp yesterday to check on delivery of equipment to us. He complimented me on my party and said that there was a…
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Driving a current sweetie back to Calgary on Sunday afternoon after my Canada Day bash. I put on some of my old tunes. After Bob Seger's 'Like A Rock', sweetie turns off the music and says to me: "That's YOU, you…
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This past weekend with one of my Alberta OTC sweeties at my farm was my first use of chemical help. My doc suggested Cialis as best for me. Holy Shit!! No four hour boner, but Mr. Wood was alert and…
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I am coming out of the bush tomorrow and putting on a barbecue at my farm for my partners, employees, and selected suppliers. It will be the world's best steaks (from my brother's cattle operation), veggies and fruit from local…
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This thought entered my head while posting threads on a different discussion topic. My nomination - Blue Oasis in Drayton Valley, Alberta. The town is a grubby little shit hole of an oil industry service town and the club fits the…
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