A Convert To Phone Sex

8/14/2011 8:27:28 AM

I could never understand the appeal of phone sex but after yesterday's conversation with a favourite Toronto dancer, I GET IT !! Her throaty voice, sexy Slavic accent, and saucily salacious talk set me up for a frustrating, mostly sleepless night. Up with the sun, took a cold shower, and went out to roll drill stem to vent tensions.

Horny like a teen-ager (and back in the bush until at least the end of September). Lord (and Mrs. Palmer), help me !!

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rh48hr

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13 years ago

I had some real sexy phone sex sessions with a girlfriend when I was on the road for work. It provided a nice fantasy visual of her lying in bed getting herself off with a vibrator because I wasn't there and then being able to hear the vibrator ... well let's just say, it was pretty hot.

Dudester

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13 years ago

Certain accents appeal to certain people. In my case, it's an Irish/Scottish accent that works for me. To that end, there's a Scottish chick on the radio (traffic reporter) here in Houston who makes me pay attention. When she says her name at the end, because she speaks so fast, it's hard for me to discern. I'd sure like to see a picture of her.

steve229

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13 years ago

famerart - well, as long as you know who's on the other end of the line. Otherwise, caveat emptor...

http://www.themorningnews.org/images/pho…

shadowcat

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13 years ago

Question - How do you get your dick into the phone?

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

You'll forgive me for not "getting" the attraction of blue balls. :)