Lap Dances...........................'To Go'?

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farmerart
Has anybody ever experienced this? A club that would deliver several dancers to a site to entertain a group of customers?

I ask because I have to leave the bush camp here in NWT to attend to some matters down south near Dirtyass, Alberta. I won't have time to visit SCs in Alberta's big cities but I could certainly see my way to spending a few bucks to get the girls to come out to Dirtyass to entertain me and the boys.

It would be great for morale (and I might even like it).

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RickWood
13 years ago
There's a T-shirt somewhere in this... "I got a DIRTYASS lapdance" in Alberta, Canada.
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Clubber
13 years ago
Never heard of it, but sure wouldn't hurt to ask. Call the clubs if you know them, or try a website it they have one. Of course some dancers will do that on their own.
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troop
13 years ago
art, probably not the club per se, but i'm sure that you could wrangle a side deal with a group of strippers.
another option is to check out rent a stripper agencies, i'll bet even alberta has them, sheesh!
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Pablo Antonio
13 years ago
In Texas , dancers are "independent contractors". They are required to follow house rules, but the clubs do not, and can not "arrange" private OTC work. This is up to the dancer.

The few private "dance" parties I have attended were sponsored by companies who had cultivated a business relationship with certain dancers. The dancers arrange for "security" of their choosing to protect themselves from violence or abuse. A fee to each dancer is paid in advance, plus the dancer keeps LD money from the party attendees who want dances. Of course the party dances were very high mileage, but I never saw anyone get extras.

Dancers are often hired by companies to be representatives at trade shows and conventions (think bikini models at a boat show). Boring work, but the pay is good.

Well it used to be that way 10 years ago. I don't know about now. Many companies are PC and sexy dancers at a company party (even an informal event) are a big NO NO.

What you want to do is possible, but it would require prep work by your company. At least this is my perception. Easier just to plan a company trip to the local club. Good luck.
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SuperDude
13 years ago
Agencies that supply strippers to clubs may also arrange private parties. If a club uses an agency, they might give you the name and you can make your own deal.
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Dudester
13 years ago
Adding to pabloantonio, OTC Gal told me that she and several gal pals were ushered by limo to places rappers wanted them to go. I don't know about black strip clubs in the Great White North (eh), but that's a good place to start. Anyone in Canuck land with connections to hook up farmer art ?
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
I'm starting a business. I'll call it "Vincemichael the Pimp" How many dancers do you want, farmerart?? LOL
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jester214
13 years ago
Both times I've done bachelor parties at clubs I've had dancers offer to arrange a group to continue the party elsewhere.
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DoctorDarby
13 years ago
Once upon a time, a bunch of us Civil War reenactors thought it would be fun to hire some strippers, smuggle them into camp, and entertain the troops in a big, one pole tent. We never had the brass to pull it off though.
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