Posts by farmerart

From time to time a piece of irritating music starts reverberating in my brain and I just can't get rid of it. Driving out to a well site this morning the radio in the F-150 triggered one of these wretched…

It is a long weekend in Canada and I brought Hawaii girl out to Rancho farmerart from Toronto for some sexy fun. It is turning into a disaster. My dog hates all women, from my elderly mother to the cute…

shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago I am a gorilla with body…

Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of animal penises on display: sizes ranging…

Comparing women of different ages to countries: 18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild 20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect 30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful 35-40 - like France: half destroyed by the war but…

On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular lady wasn't there but I had…

Praise the lord! In yesterday's budget, the federal government announced that production of pennies in Canada would cease and that the Mint would stop distribution of the cursed coin by this autumn. All pennies outstanding (hundreds of billions of the…

My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the differences in law between Canada and…

A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated by this practice. Does this happen…

I am not a regular at any single club and I can't be called any dancer's regular but, my oh my, do I like what I can buy in hardcore SCs in different parts of North America! tuscl has given…

Left the office to eat my lunch at Prince's Island Park today. Glorious weather; temp of 15C (60F) and just two days ago we had to dig out from a monster spring snowfall- 25cm (12"). So sweet to sit and…

Showing what is probably my lack of normal social intercourse, I first encountered this term yesterday. I was grabbing a quick bite for lunch in a busy food court when I overhead a group of giggly young women making comments…