Best Stage Show I Have Ever Seen
I moan constantly about how lame Alberta clubs can be, Their one saving grace is the high energy stage shows performed by the dancers. I am in Calgary for a brief three day shot of business and I dropped into a club late last night for a bit of entertainment. I witnessed the best stage show I have ever seen a dancer perform.
She performed to 'my' music - a Beach Boys medley from the 60s. I was hooked with the first bars of "Dance, Dance, Dance`, she continued with some `Rock And Roll Music`, got robustly naked with `Do You Wanna Dance?', and finished by rolling around languidly on the floor for the loonie toss to 'Good Vibrations'. This girl had dynamite moves and terrific stage presence.
I was howling and making it rain with blues when she finished. Don`t think that had ever happened to her. She came over to the bar when she was done and planted a sloppy wet one on me.
She performed to 'my' music - a Beach Boys medley from the 60s. I was hooked with the first bars of "Dance, Dance, Dance`, she continued with some `Rock And Roll Music`, got robustly naked with `Do You Wanna Dance?', and finished by rolling around languidly on the floor for the loonie toss to 'Good Vibrations'. This girl had dynamite moves and terrific stage presence.
I was howling and making it rain with blues when she finished. Don`t think that had ever happened to her. She came over to the bar when she was done and planted a sloppy wet one on me.
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The only purpose of a stage show is to show the customers who's there and who's hot. That's it. Whether she has good "pole work" or energetic dance moves is not something guys generally concern themselves with. And when I see guys mentioning that in their reviews I worry that maybe there's something not right.
Do you find yourself having an inordinate interest in Broadway shows? I'm just sayin'. :)
One feature got lucky and put her mouth to my shorts when I was sitting back in a chair next to the stage and successfully put her teeth around my dick. For a whole minute, I realized she was using me in her show. I started to get alarmed when she started to back up without letting go. I even wanted to grab her and tell her to stop but they had a strict no touch the dancer policy there. My white shorts were all red across the front from lipstick but it was fun. I did not realize she was getting all her lipstick all over me. Strangely enough, I had been the only one sitting back in his chair but after she was done with me, every other guy at the stage sat back instead of crowding her on that tiny stage. They were all leaning over the stage. They had everyone sit in their chairs though.
I agree. She's awesome. And when she starts out with the bunny hop, and the goofy glasses and ski jacket, it totally gave me a boner. I'm serious.
She would totally win an Olympic pole dancing competition. Her "vertical power hang with legs spread and crotch to audience" is brilliant.
The stage shows are like a test drive or a well told story where the lap dance or VIP should be the punch line in a night of rather enjoyable entertainment. I'm all about the stage show. Even with my regulars, I rarely get a dance from them until the stage acts have given me a hard on, and they know this... man!
Bravo, I say. Bravo.
And to the person who PM'ed me and said "she looks like she's trying out for the Trailer Park Olympics", I think that's totally inappropriate and uncalled for.
Maybe a few levels too deep for this group.
Though I was kinda proud of the "Trailer Park Olympics". She really does look like she's right out of some trailer park.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...