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This topic just occurred to me as I posted a reply to another thread. Circumstances have had me welded to tuscl for the better part of three days, isolated as I am in a remote bush camp right now. The…
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Last summer I got involved in a bit of drama with a dancer I saw for some OTC action. My actions with her in an Alberta SC got her blackballed. I felt guilty and gave her cash to cover her…
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Someone on this board a few months ago came up with the idea of the Lap Dance Unit, a way of measuring some of our common daily expenditures in terms of lap dances that could be purchased for the same…
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Last winter when I was in France I started a discussion comparing North American gas prices to gas prices in southern France ($9.90/gal at that time!). I am back again with a Canada-U.S. gas price comparison question. Toronto (8 weeks…
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I hit the same club for lunch two days running. First day a tasty bit of afternoon delight fell unexpectedly into my clutches. Next day greedy me is hoping for a second helping of said afternoon delight. Doesn't come close…
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I was pressed into service today to haul a load of OCTP out to the well sites. Waiting for the load to be made up I drive the Kenworth to a nearby SC to kill time with lunch and some…
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Sitting in my truck watching rigs chew stone is boring so I spent some wasted hours re-reading my old posts on tuscl. OUCH!! When I started posting on tuscl I was so naive it was painful. Then I was pompous…
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Today I was touring the three well sites on the go for my new venture. I get to the third site only moments after an accident (roughneck had a fall) and the toolpush says if I want to suit up…
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I posted a discussion on Canada-US SC differences a few months ago: what is legal in Canada can be illegal in US. A significant difference in the SC cultures in the two countries is the difference in the prostitution laws…
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Canada has just voted in the fourth federal election since 2006 and my country has made just about the worst choice possible from my perspective. We have a majority Conservative government for the first time in 18 years. I have…
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Heard this joke at the local watering hole last night: Neurosurgeon consults with prospective patient about brain transplant: Surgeon, "There are three brains available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $1000; Philosophy professor - $2000; Blonde stripper - $50,000." Patient, "Why is…
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In this era of texting I was amazed recently to have a dancer give me her professionally printed business card with phone numbers and e-mail address for arranging OTC. I never take my Blackberry to clubs and usually scribble numbers…
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Last summer there were some threads here on tuscl about public sex acts with strippers. These salacious stories tormented me because I had experienced nothing remotely close to anything described in these threads. I finally decided that these stories had…
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For a kid growing up in the 50s and reaching puberty in the early 60s Elizabeth Taylor was right up there in my juvenile teen-age jerk-off fantasies. Her sweltering sex appeal tormented me for a few agonizing years until I…
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I just filled up my car for probably the last time this winter in France. The equivalent price was just over $9.90/gal(1.88 euro/litre)!! Events in Libya have hit gas prices in southern Europe. It is not all gravy for oil…
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I am coming back to North America at the end of March and I have about a week to kill before I get back into my old business. I have excellent local knowledge about Toronto and Detroit, and I will…
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My winter vacation and the accompanying divorce from my North American SC hobby has had me musing on this subject. In my real life before retirement (but soon to be resumed) I was a player in the Western Canadian oil…
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<p> I am writing this blog from Scotland. Retirement boredom followed me to Europe for this winter vacation. An old oil patch buddy from Canada now running a company operating in the North Sea talked me into looking at a…
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In my short time in this hobby I have met and had trysts with many dancers, even becoming infatuated with one of them for three months. (She turned out to be nothing but a pinhead with a tight pussy.) Another…
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I am very disappointed with what you guys are posting on review boards or on discussion boards since I left North America for my winter vacation. I am living the life of the celibate ascetic in France (not my choice).…
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Back to money again. I once ran out of US$ in an American SC and tried to interest dancers in my mighty Canadian dollars. I tried to explain to the girls how easy it was to exchange this rock solid…
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On my New Year's sabbatical in Monaco with a lady from Saint Raphael I committed a serious faux pas in French while we were dining in a fine restaurant. I used a word in describing our waitress common in French…
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Sitting at home with a tasty bottle of Latour begat some serious musings about my time in the SC culture and my life in general. In late 2009 I sold the company that represented my lifetime of work in the…
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For all the grief of lame SCs clubs in Alberta I still frequent one club in Calgary because it is very reliable for hooking up for OTC fun. I have connected with two ladies who come to this club on…
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I posted one of my usual pathetic discussion board topics last week here on this site about my unhappy sexual time so far in France. The same night I put up that post I was invited to a local Christmas…
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