Posts by farmerart

A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies and toonies at the dancers' gaping…

The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the girls (and it is ALWAYS girls)…

My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list). Also very smart (speaks 5 languages…

$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for Romney the crafty businessman; he ran…

A recent food-based bacterial infection struck my exploration camp, striking about half of my guys. Those of us not affected were all guys with oil patch experience all over the world, probably giving our immune systems the ammo from all…

Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit and a drink that I bought…

Trolling the internet I stumbled across this gem. There is a prominent Canadian politician named Adrian Dix. His wife's maiden name is Renee Saklikar. Can't you just picture that wedding announcement: Dix - Saklikar ???

I don't have one favourite club but there are three different clubs that I especially like for different reasons. Club Pro in Vaughan, ON is a club of guaranteed extras but not really scuzzy like some of the other 'guarantee'…

Six new F-150s just arrived for my company. I got a real giggle when I picked up the plates for the trucks. All six plates had the alpha prefix - BBJ. I will have a grin on my face whenever…

Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on east Indian hottie as she waits…

The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics. Ryanair within Europe - cheap as…

Just read the thread from the guy talking about giving it up for the first time at age 30+ with a stripper. Got me thinking about my first time. For me, I was such a workaholic that it didn't happen until…