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233 posts by farmerart

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Mesmerized By tuscl's Archives

This topic just occurred to me as I posted a reply to another thread. Circumstances have had me welded to tuscl for the better part of three days, isolated as I am in a remote bush camp right now. The…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 7

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Dancer Asking Me For A Character Reference

Last summer I got involved in a bit of drama with a dancer I saw for some OTC action. My actions with her in an Alberta SC got her blackballed. I felt guilty and gave her cash to cover her…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 17

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The Strip Club Price/Pleasure Index

Someone on this board a few months ago came up with the idea of the Lap Dance Unit, a way of measuring some of our common daily expenditures in terms of lap dances that could be purchased for the same…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 15

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Current Gas Prices

Last winter when I was in France I started a discussion comparing North American gas prices to gas prices in southern France ($9.90/gal at that time!). I am back again with a Canada-U.S. gas price comparison question. Toronto (8 weeks…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 37

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Using SCs For Labour Recruitment

I hit the same club for lunch two days running. First day a tasty bit of afternoon delight fell unexpectedly into my clutches. Next day greedy me is hoping for a second helping of said afternoon delight. Doesn't come close…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 3

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Most Peculiar Place I've Taken A Dancer For OTC Romp

I was pressed into service today to haul a load of OCTP out to the well sites. Waiting for the load to be made up I drive the Kenworth to a nearby SC to kill time with lunch and some…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 20

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Reading Your Own Old Posts

Sitting in my truck watching rigs chew stone is boring so I spent some wasted hours re-reading my old posts on tuscl. OUCH!! When I started posting on tuscl I was so naive it was painful. Then I was pompous…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 9

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When You Discover You Are Not The Man You Used To Be............................

Today I was touring the three well sites on the go for my new venture. I get to the third site only moments after an accident (roughneck had a fall) and the toolpush says if I want to suit up…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 10 17

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Acceptable Reviews, Articles, And Discussions On tuscl

I posted a discussion on Canada-US SC differences a few months ago: what is legal in Canada can be illegal in US. A significant difference in the SC cultures in the two countries is the difference in the prostitution laws…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 5 17

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Election Night In Canada

Canada has just voted in the fourth federal election since 2006 and my country has made just about the worst choice possible from my perspective. We have a majority Conservative government for the first time in 18 years. I have…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 24

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Stripper Jokes

Heard this joke at the local watering hole last night: Neurosurgeon consults with prospective patient about brain transplant: Surgeon, "There are three brains available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $1000; Philosophy professor - $2000; Blonde stripper - $50,000." Patient, "Why is…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 17

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Stripper Business Cards

In this era of texting I was amazed recently to have a dancer give me her professionally printed business card with phone numbers and e-mail address for arranging OTC. I never take my Blackberry to clubs and usually scribble numbers…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4 8

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An Amazing ITC Romp

Last summer there were some threads here on tuscl about public sex acts with strippers. These salacious stories tormented me because I had experienced nothing remotely close to anything described in these threads. I finally decided that these stories had…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 7

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Elizabeth Taylor - R.I.P.

For a kid growing up in the 50s and reaching puberty in the early 60s Elizabeth Taylor was right up there in my juvenile teen-age jerk-off fantasies. Her sweltering sex appeal tormented me for a few agonizing years until I…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 11

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Oilman"s Delight - Gasoline @ $9.90/Gallon

I just filled up my car for probably the last time this winter in France. The equivalent price was just over $9.90/gal(1.88 euro/litre)!! Events in Libya have hit gas prices in southern Europe. It is not all gravy for oil…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 20

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Returning To North America In Two Weeks - What SC Mecca Do I Hit First ??

I am coming back to North America at the end of March and I have about a week to kill before I get back into my old business. I have excellent local knowledge about Toronto and Detroit, and I will…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 20

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The Disconnect Between Our Real Lives And Our SC Hobby

My winter vacation and the accompanying divorce from my North American SC hobby has had me musing on this subject. In my real life before retirement (but soon to be resumed) I was a player in the Western Canadian oil…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 41

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Homesick For North America

<p> I am writing this blog from Scotland. Retirement boredom followed me to Europe for this winter vacation. An old oil patch buddy from Canada now running a company operating in the North Sea talked me into looking at a…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 8

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The Wisest Dancer I Have Met

In my short time in this hobby I have met and had trysts with many dancers, even becoming infatuated with one of them for three months. (She turned out to be nothing but a pinhead with a tight pussy.) Another…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 22

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So, What's Happening in North America ?

I am very disappointed with what you guys are posting on review boards or on discussion boards since I left North America for my winter vacation. I am living the life of the celibate ascetic in France (not my choice).…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4 24

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Dancers' Financial Acumen

Back to money again. I once ran out of US$ in an American SC and tried to interest dancers in my mighty Canadian dollars. I tried to explain to the girls how easy it was to exchange this rock solid…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 23

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Language Faux Pas And The SC Experience

On my New Year's sabbatical in Monaco with a lady from Saint Raphael I committed a serious faux pas in French while we were dining in a fine restaurant. I used a word in describing our waitress common in French…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 12

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Year End Musings On My Time In The Hobby

Sitting at home with a tasty bottle of Latour begat some serious musings about my time in the SC culture and my life in general. In late 2009 I sold the company that represented my lifetime of work in the…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 5

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Two Atfs In One Club

For all the grief of lame SCs clubs in Alberta I still frequent one club in Calgary because it is very reliable for hooking up for OTC fun. I have connected with two ladies who come to this club on…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 5

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Farmerart Scores In France

I posted one of my usual pathetic discussion board topics last week here on this site about my unhappy sexual time so far in France. The same night I put up that post I was invited to a local Christmas…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4
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