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farmerart

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233 posts by farmerart

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Sex In Your Car

I was taking some guys around southeastern Alberta in my new toy, F-350 crew cab with all bells and whistles, when one of the guys commented that he hadn't sat on a bench seat for years and that it brought…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 13

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A New Babe For My Dreams

A lazy afternoon at Rancho farmerart spent watching food shows on the satellite brought a new honey into my dreams. America's Test Kitchen has a new babe doing the baking spots since my last visit to that show. Her name…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 7

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So.......You Just Spent A Ton Of $$$$$$ In A SC?

I am sitting in front of my computer barely coherent after trying to kill some severe financial pain with an excess of my favourite alcoholic relief. Bad news from the exploration camp up north made me order the rig manager…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 20

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My Stripper Shoes

With an alcohol-befuddled brain in charge of me, I agreed to take part in a charitable fund raiser for the benefit of an abused women's shelter. The charity was called "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes". Men were encouraged to…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 10

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Stalked By A Cougar - Not What You Think

I just came in from walking the dog along the creek that runs through my land. The dog got all antsy, barking and running in circles around me but staying real close to me; most peculiar behaviour for the old…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 16

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Airports And SC Fun?

Sam's topic about hotels and OTC got me thinking about this. Two cities that I know well for SC fun (Detroit and Toronto) both have these amazing clusters of clubs encircling their respective airports. Lots of hotels nearby as…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 21

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The Stripper With Impeccable Manners

To my utter amazement I found a formal 'thank you' note in my mail box this evening. It was from the Toronto dancer with whom I had recently spent a most pleasant week in Hawaii. She told me what an…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 12

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Is There Something In The Genes That Makes A Stripper?

I was hanging out with my brother today waiting for a parts order in a John Deere dealership. A girl (4 or 5 years old) was waiting for her Dad who was doing the same as us. It was obvious…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 24

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The French Maid - Calgary.......................RIP

I went to have lunch here today and find this old joint is shuttered. Lease expired in November and was not renewed; the whole block is slated for redevelopment. If I could be called a regular at any one club…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 14 9

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How Aggressive Should A PL Be In A Club?

By aggressive I mean how eagerly should a customer seek out dances from a girl who attracts his attention? By nature and personality I am a gung-ho, let's get the ball rollin' kind of guy. I refuse to sit around…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 47

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So,.......What Happened To Tuscl?

I just returned from my Hawaiian vacation and find a completely new tuscl. Old guys like me do not deal with change gracefully. My suspicions are that these changes were done to accommodate those ridiculous hand held browsers. Old guys…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 22

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Pogonophobic Dancer ??

I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said: "I don't dance for you…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 23

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Christmas Greetings From Canada's North

I am spending Christmas in the exploration camp with two of my employees just to maintain the monster machinery while drilling is shut down. Yahoo! No sunshine; up here at this time of year there are barely 4 hours of…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 9

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So Hilarious That I Had To Share

Coming into the office shack to read my favourite newspaper online I stumbled across this hilarious link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/40855 For more info here is the newspaper's web address: http://www.theglobeandmail.com

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 6

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motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn

motorhead vented about tats. My vent is about lousy English. I hear the most appalling English from dancers in SCs and there is a pile of English dreck here on tuscl as well. I educated myself by reading and now,…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 37

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This Struck Me As Hilarious

Catching up on reading old reviews I noticed the address of The Penthouse Club in Philadelphia. That club is on Castor Ave. Seeing that, I split my gut with laughter. Castor is the French word for 'beaver'. The thought of…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 6

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Add New Club and Review At Same Time

I just spent a few hours at a club that has never been reviewed. I entered the details of the club (as I knew them) and attempted to write my review. Not possible for me. Did I screw up? Or…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6

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Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)

The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow, winds howling at 70-80kph, temperatures falling…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 21

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Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer

Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be going to an isolated resort in…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 23

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I Am Pissed With tuscl

I was writing a review of the Cannonball this morning when I inadvertently submitted the incomplete review. I immediately e-mailed tuscl of this screw up on my part then went back and wrote the complete review and submitted it. Now,…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 17

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Is A SC Ever Just Too Awful To Bother Writing A Review?

I plumbed the depths of a new low in SC enjoyment last Thur evening in Edmonton. I wrote a review of the horrific experience but then thought that the mere fact of posting a lousy review gave the terrible place…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 16

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SC And Massage Parlour Symbiosis In Edmonton

For extras hounds visiting Edmonton SCs who are too shy to arrange takeout there is a truly elegant solution. All Edmonton SCs are in easy proximity to a massage parlour. Two clubs have a parlour virtually next door. Two others…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

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Breasts In The Night Sky

A gorgeous cloudless moon-lit cold night here in the North. I went out for a walk in the bush to clear my head and think. Watching the stars in the north east quadrant of the night sky, my imagination tells…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 9

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SC Blahs Linger On For Me

An unexpected business trip took me to Los Angeles and San Francisco this week. No spare time in LA for any foolin' around but I had yesterday afternoon and evening free in SF. Did I go to the famous Mitchell…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 14

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Fights In SCs

A story I told yesterday in another thread prompts this topic. One night in an Alberta club I sucker-punched an asshole for disgusting, gross behaviour he directed towards a dancer. I was willing to pursue matters but bouncers rushed forward…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 30
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