Posts by farmerart

That is exactly what my Toronto sweetie told me on our first vacation together in Hawaii. On our recent excursion in Europe I asked her if I was getting any better at this whole kissing thing. "Not really" was her…

Sheesh! Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular.

I am a hardcore tuscl horndog. I actively seek the highest level of extras available from dancers (either ITC or OTC). Many of the clubs that I have visited feature wide open 'anything goes' VIPs - really just live porno.…

Have any of you guys done this on a commercial flight? Sweetie and I are waiting in the departure lounge at Pearson for our overnight flight to Paris for our vacation in Corsica and Liguria. The executive departure lounge is pretty…

The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto. I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about 18 months. Aaaah....following a hot dancer…

I caught an interesting Dougster comment in that unending tattoo thread. He asserted that the years of one's 50s, 60s, and 70s were the prime of one's life. I can't comment about my 70s since I am not there yet.…

All these food threads are becoming boring. I readily recognize the relationship between food and sexuality. BUT, you guys are talking about food that is pure crap - Mickey D's, Burger King, biscuits and gravy, scrapple, Coke, Pepsi. Give me…

Is it jealousy? Is it anger? Is it envy? Is it insecurity? Is it class warfare? Whatever the reason, I find all this blather about whales to be more boring than all the OTC or 'Does She Like Me?' threads. It…

The winter drilling season is winding down up here in the sub-Arctic; perhaps 10 days left. I have a whole mess of corporate shit to do this summer but I want to take a break before getting down to that…

My drilling contractor's latest crew change brought a rookie rig pig into camp. Turns out this guy has a PhD. The poetry of some eighteenth century Prussian was the subject of his PhD thesis. Now, he is working the grubbiest…

Wandering through the camp today I saw bear footprints all over the snow near the garbage bins - from the size of the footprints, probably one adult grizzly and at least two cubs. This is a sure sign that spring…

Yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a video of Ferrari's new hyper hybrid, trying to draw attention to the sexy sound of the motor's roar. My computer illiteracy fucked up the link but motorhead saved my ass with…