Worst SC You Have Ever Visited
This thought entered my head while posting threads on a different discussion topic.
My nomination - Blue Oasis in Drayton Valley, Alberta. The town is a grubby little shit hole of an oil industry service town and the club fits the town perfectly.
My nomination - Blue Oasis in Drayton Valley, Alberta. The town is a grubby little shit hole of an oil industry service town and the club fits the town perfectly.
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just read the reviews..
http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=438
after some more thought, it's a photo finish..
flashdance cabaret in akron ohio.
http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=283
pick your poison!
I would have had more fun going back to my room and taking a nap. Maybe the place gets hopping at night, but in the afternoon, it was awful. The only customers were a couple of rough looking bikers and the dancers weren't much better. Overweight and not very attractive. Places like this give strip clubs a bad name.
A one way contact club which really sucks vs what I am used to in Houston
http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3872&RS=…
Blue Diamond, Phoenix, a few years ago before they changed management. On no single dimension was Blue Diamond the worst. Instead, it was the totality of the experience, which was drab, pathetic and soul destroying. All nude, music from a cheap boombox, no alcohol. No lap dances. Just a meager parade of neighborhood druggies on stage, with a few stingy guys offering $1 tips for close up views of pussy. I gave it a rating of 2. I'm saving a 1 for hell.
Let me start by saying that I normally like seedy joints with women who are a little more down to earth, but this place is about the worst club I have ever visited, and I have been in some bad places in my travels.
First, there must be a minimum 230 pound weight requirement to work here. No joke, every one of the girls was a fat pig. Not a little padding, but fat. I wouldn't screw one of these girls if I met her in a normal setting, never mind pay them for [whatever] during a club visit.
Second, the place is a depressing dump. Broken down in every way, seats torn and dirty, all of which is only highlighted by the painfully bare bright white bulb next to a small tv on a rail set to one side of the bar.
Finally there was the liquor. I don't know what they put in my glass, but it was not the Jack Daniels that I ordered. I drink Jack regularly and this was something else in a Jack bottle. There are some cities where watered liquor is common, but I have never had an outright switch out before.
2. Lady Godiva's, Greenville, SC
80% black (which is not bad per se) and 100% pig. The girls in here are disgusting, period.
This place is more brothel than SC, which in my opinion would be ok if there was anything worth hitting, but sadly no.
They really don't dance in this place. Every once in a while a girl will walk around the stage fully clothed and highly unmotivated.
One night I visited and there was a "dancer" reading a book at the bar. After she tried a few lame hustles, she came out and admitted she was the one clean girl in the place. She actually expected a tip from me under the theory that, since she told me this before scamming me into a backroom, she saved me money and time. I gave her a $5 for her trouble
I can only scratch my head in amazement that these places can even exist.
As for places which still are open, I have a hard time determining which is the worst. Usually, clubs have something going for it, whether it's hot dancers, cheap lapdances, extras, or something else. If I had to choose somewhere, it would be Ossy's in Carroll, Iowa. It's a place in the middle of nowhere where it seems the stripping is secondary to everything else going on.
I don't remember very much going on and thought the club was really slow. However I don't remember getting bored to death waiting for 30 to 45 minutes for a dancer to get on stage each time like I did at the Gold Club in Wellford, SC. Spend 3 hours in the club and only see 3 dancers get on stage, boring. I would stay home and let strip clubs die if all clubs were that boring. Since the Gold Club used to be under smarter management last year who knew the importance of keeping customers entertained, I'll give the number one spot to Godiva's. I only went there once and never seriously thought about returning.
The stage was above eye level if you sat next to it. The girls would gyrate around holding a bar attached to the ceiling. All three girls stage danced naked, but had full bush. WTF? After dancing they would walk around and solicit tips from every guy in the place. I got a lap dance from one of the pigs caused she reminded me of Rickey Lake (it was the year 2000! lol). She totally smashed my nads and hurt my neck. I paid the doorman/bartender and gave her the $30 coke, no tip and left never to return.