I took a stroll down a cut line in the muskeg last evening and saw a grand bull moose coming out of a marsh about 50 metres away. He sported a terrific rack and as I observed his movements I saw that he had five legs! I had never seen this before and it was impressive, let me tell you. I could see no cow around and the big boy was too far away to determine if his chopper was at full attention. Either way it was a choice piece of tackle.
Very humbling for this human male.
I'll join ya, george.
It's bad enough being compared to normal human males, but this...
As someone who grew up in ranch country, it's intimidating to see a bull go up on his hind legs as he mounts a cow (if you're close-nearby). That's half a ton of meat and grisel raising ten feet up in the air.
Had an elk run out in front of me, with two females, when I riding fence. The three of them stared at me for ten seconds, then moved on. It was the one and only time I had forgotten my rifle (we're talking dinner for months). A .22 revolver just wouldn't do the job.
"terrific rack and as I observed his movements I saw that he had five legs", sounds like a transvestite to me!
I always thought that the main idea was what you did with it. Pussy is "only" so big!
No moose is good news
Maybe he LIKED you Art....
OK...hung like a moose.
What a guy. Thanks for the inadequacy check, dude. I'll go take a long walk off a short pier now.