OTC Sweetie Needs A Booty Call From Me ??

farmerart
I came in early from the rig this afternoon to do some work in the office shack and there in my e-mails is a sweet request for a booty call from my main Alberta OTC sweetie for the coming long weekend down south. She says that she had so much fun at my Canada Day BBQ that she would like another long weekend with me.

Enticing offer, no? Just a slight problem, however. We are so isolated up here in NWT that I would have to charter a plane to take me out to civilization to comply with her request (our next scheduled supply plane is not until Monday). Cost of the flight would probably be in the $35k neighbourhood!! Ouch!! I think I will have to pass on this offer and spend the weekend with my boys and our beloved bugs.

That would be the most expensive sex of my life even though the girl wants no money for herself for the weekend.

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  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    Ouch!! I'd look at porn on the computer, art. Sheesh !! No offense meant.
  • Clubber
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    13 years ago
    35K??? Are you kidding me? Hazardous, inaccessible, what? I am incredulous.
  • farmerart
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    13 years ago
    Straight goods, clubber. Get a map of Canada. Look where Alberta. British Columbia, and North West Territories meet. Go about 100km north. See any roads, railroad tracks, rivers, airports? Yellowknife or High Level are the closest towns of any size. Plane from there to our strip at the camp and then south to Edmonton would be easily $35k, probably more. I will NOT be paying the price!!

    Mrs. Palmer and I may have a date, however.
  • mmdv26
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    13 years ago
    If you had sweetie bring you a spud wrench that you could take back to camp with you, then the flight might be tax-deductible...are Canadian tax laws similar to U.S. in that regard? Probably still too much for piece of tail!
  • Alucard
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    13 years ago
    Is this OTC sweetie just a nice piece of tail that you do sometimes, or are there some deeper feelings involved? If it is just a piece of tail, well then...I guess that is a bit expensive. LOL No matter what my income was. On the other hand, if she is the object of deeper feelings, well...I guess it would depend on how deep the feelings were on both sides & $$$$$ might not be an object ifI had enough of an income!
  • stag0069
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    13 years ago
    If she wants you today, she'll want you tomorrow. You're the man! The big guy! She wants your rod. The best things come to those who wait. Bang her later :-)
  • tttclub
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    13 years ago
    $35k = 1750 $20 lap dances. Just a little perspective for us "poor" guys.
  • Alucard
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    13 years ago
    "The best things come to those who wait"

    Well I've wait for a few decades & I have something that is petty damned nice right now.

    Only 1750 dances, darn! LOL
  • SuperDude
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    13 years ago
    If she has any sincere feelings for you she will wait until you can get to her on the next affordable commercial flight. Margot Kidder played Lois Lane opposite Christopher Reeve in "Superman" in the 1970s. She was from Yellowknife.
  • steve229
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    13 years ago
    Dang, Art, you shouldn't have sold your plane.
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