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14 years ago

Economic Growth Rates Corelated To Length Of Erect Penises

This was just too ripe not to post on tuscl. A doctoral student at the University of Helsinki based his PhD research on this thesis. The guy's argument (based on serious statistical analyses?) is that the SMALLER the average length of the erect male penises in a country the GREATER the rate of economic growth in that nation's economy. The France-United Kingdom comparisons are cited. French average dick size - 16.1cm. UK average dick size - 13.9cm. Since 1980 the UK GDP has grown by several percentage points more than French GDP.

According to IMF projected growth rates for Canada's vibrant economy, farmerart is not sporting much of a chubby!!

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Prim0

No wonder Africa is so stagnant and Asia booming!!!! LOL

Someone had to say it!

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vincemichaels

That's a frightening thought, farmerart. Fortunately, "Samantha" at Bogart's has a different opinion. LOL

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SnakePlissken

At least personally, my pants and my bank account prove this wrong.

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