E-mails From A Dancer Requesting Money
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On a lazy Sunday I had the time to catch up on e-mails including the mail at the address I liberally splash around when visiting SCs. I hadn't checked this stuff for about three months. There were 15 messages, mostly innocuous, but six of them were from a single dancer that I 'met' last April in Detroit. All were requests for cash and the promises of unbelievable joy if I returned to Detroit for a visit. The excuses she gave for needing cash were unimaginative but the spicy enticements offered were much more interesting. Spelling and grammar seemed to be a challenge for this girl.
I won't be responding with a big cheque, but the correspondence titillated me and re-focused my memories on a satisfactory visit to Subi's last April.
I won't be responding with a big cheque, but the correspondence titillated me and re-focused my memories on a satisfactory visit to Subi's last April.
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my fish would be very appreciative and they promise you a grand time in the tank if you should ever visit ohio.
Whenever a dancer mentions needing money, I'll say, "I know what you mean," and start in telling her about MY financial difficulties - "I just paid junior's college tuition, wife is going to Cabo this month, Benz is in the shop again, have you seen what the stock market's been doing lately? I'm still paying the lawyers on that lawsuit I told you about, and don't even get me started on those blood-suckers at the IRS." By the time I'm done, sometimes the dancer will offer to loan me money.
Dancers sound OK when you talk to them in person (perhaps because you're focused on their boobs), but when you receive an email or text they reveal an often astonishing ignorance.