A gorgeous cloudless moon-lit cold night here in the North. I went out for a walk in the bush to clear my head and think. Watching the stars in the north east quadrant of the night sky, my imagination tells my eyes that I am ogling beautiful voluptuous breasts! I stand in rapt awe enjoying what I am seeing. I almost reach out to caress these lovely orbs.
Any astronomers out there have any idea what constellations I was viewing?
"my imagination tells my eyes that I am ogling beautiful voluptuous breasts!"
I think it's a sign - "Get Thee to a Strip Club" (Sheesh!)
If you really wish to know, there are many web sites that allow you to input your whereabouts(latitude/longitude, zip code, well maybe not in Canada, etc) and "see" the night sky with identified "objects".
I'm with steve229, Art. EMERGENCY !! EMERGENCY !! LOL
Probably Perseus, Auriga or Andromeda
The handle end of the big dipper can be perceived as mammary like, if one leaves off the pot end of the dipper.
Farmerart, I am jealous that you could just walk out and see stars! Here we are too close to city lights to see much of anything regardless of how clear the sky.
I think it is a symptom of GTA withdrawl. :)
@ JohnBuford: You're thinking correctly, but I believe the name is "Boobularous."
A related incident: En route to a now demolished strip club, Honey's, in Everett, WA, I would have to drive past a "Babies R Us" store. One night with, you know what on my mind, I passed by the store and quickly misread the sign as "Boobies R Us." I thought, what a good name for a strip club!"
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