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Calgary Stampede is in full glory this week and I have been making the rounds of the corporate parties trying to raise money for my nat gas exploration play up north. A couple of hedge fund guys from Connecticut have…
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Having been away for five days, I was relishing the thought of catching up on some juicy tuscl discussions. Good lord! We seem to be in the summer doldrums here at tuscl. I started reading a couple of the long…
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Last year I had a terrific Canada Day party at my farm with an OTC sweetie as hostess. This year is a pure nightmare. No party. Lousy evening at the Rig Pig last night. Oil and nat gas prices are…
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All signs are pointing to the Canadian Supreme Court ruling in favour of the legalization of brothels. Prostitution is already decriminalized in Canada. My mercenary mind is contemplating these thoughts: Can I run the services of extras girls as an entertainment…
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I am on the road in northern Alberta at the moment. Stop for a piss, check truck tires, get update on crude and nat gas prices. The weather ticker tells me that it is 95-100F in New York! YIKES!! It…
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I am in the midst of two very boring weeks at my exploration camp in the North West Territories. Most of my work is done overnight when access to the industry's super computer centres in Calgary and Houston is so…
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A local brew pub is running a commercial on sports talk radio featuring the word 'snatch' in the punch line of the spot; all juvenile double entendres intended. The expected effect has been achieved; a local holy roller is blustering…
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Women just do not figure in the gritty jobs of oil exploration. I have employed several women in professional capacities - geophysicists, mathematicians, computer weenies, secretaries, etc. but never for any of the hard-ass jobs. Touring well sites this week,…
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From time to time a piece of irritating music starts reverberating in my brain and I just can't get rid of it. Driving out to a well site this morning the radio in the F-150 triggered one of these wretched…
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It is a long weekend in Canada and I brought Hawaii girl out to Rancho farmerart from Toronto for some sexy fun. It is turning into a disaster. My dog hates all women, from my elderly mother to the cute…
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shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago I am a gorilla with body…
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Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of animal penises on display: sizes ranging…
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Comparing women of different ages to countries: 18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild 20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect 30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful 35-40 - like France: half destroyed by the war but…
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On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular lady wasn't there but I had…
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Praise the lord! In yesterday's budget, the federal government announced that production of pennies in Canada would cease and that the Mint would stop distribution of the cursed coin by this autumn. All pennies outstanding (hundreds of billions of the…
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My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the differences in law between Canada and…
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A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated by this practice. Does this happen…
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I am not a regular at any single club and I can't be called any dancer's regular but, my oh my, do I like what I can buy in hardcore SCs in different parts of North America! tuscl has given…
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Left the office to eat my lunch at Prince's Island Park today. Glorious weather; temp of 15C (60F) and just two days ago we had to dig out from a monster spring snowfall- 25cm (12"). So sweet to sit and…
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Showing what is probably my lack of normal social intercourse, I first encountered this term yesterday. I was grabbing a quick bite for lunch in a busy food court when I overhead a group of giggly young women making comments…
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This video has caused a stir in Calgary for the past three weeks. Since motorhead posted a link to a Detroit area 'cathouse' I thought it would be fair to post this video link as a Canadian riposte: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MCX30qFBXHA Calgary…
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Have you long time tuscl vets ever had your credibility as a reviewer challenged by a tuscl newbie? It happened to me recently. I have had numerous positive correspondences with tuscl buddies about my reviews and my experiences but this…
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In a very cheeky comment in another discussion thread steve229 consigned me to the trailer trash working class tier of society. By upbringing and temperment I am most definitely blue collar working class. My current income level may now assign…
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A movie called Fubar 2 was shot in one of my beloved Alberta SCs, the Rig Pig in Nisku. The club has retained many of the set decorations used by the film crew two years ago. In the movie the…
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I am very dismissive of the terrible SCs in my home province of Alberta. Any dedicated horndog hobbyist should never set foot in these useless clubs. but.............. I just love one particular club in Alberta - it is the Rig Pig…
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