Posts by farmerart

Since I am almost 65 and semi-dependent on my good buddy, Mr. Cialis, the instances when I sport a magnificent diamond cutter are sadly infrequent. Blue veiners are now the norm for me when Mr. Wood wakes up to play.…

A recent visit to a Toronto SC featured this strange occurrence. I was in the VIP with a medium hot dancer. She had just stripped down and was starting her gyrations with me on the lap dance couch. My greedy…

My new found pastime of texting with my Toronto sweetie is eliciting much info about her that is totally new to me; e.g. her passion for horses. She regularly visits a stable outside of Toronto for recreational rides with her…

At the moment I am stranded in the back of beyond with two flat tires on the F-150. Nearest town with garage is about 100km away. Not a farm light to be seen anywhere in the darkness. 1:30AM. Not the…

Au revoir.

Goofy experience for me today over lunch in a small town Alberta cafe. Two bored teen-age girls were sitting across the room from me giggling about the new perfume that one of them had just purchased. One of the girls…

The catastrophic Alberta floods this past week got me thinking about this topic. I was so busy with volunteering with the flood clean-up that I didn't even log on to tuscl for about a week. When I finally did log…

I can't tell you how many times I have heard those words from bedraggled women this past week as I have been helping with the clean-up after the catastrophic floods of last week in Calgary and southern Alberta. The owner of…

Calgary, where my company's offices are located, is under water. Catastrophic rains and snow melt from the Rockies have caused the two rivers running through Calgary to explode over their banks. The city's central business district and over 100,000 people…

I try to let logic and fact rule my actions. No person can ever remove emotions from one's life but I try desperately to limit emotion's effects on my actions. I have no superstitions save for a single silly one.…

Last evening I was in a Hooters-style pub after doing some business in the small Alberta town housing the joint. The young waitresses were of a much higher quality than any Hooters girls that I have ever seen. The waitress…

shadowcat just posted a video link to life in the 1950s. Sort of my era; got me thinking of my high school years. I was 13 in grade 10, 15 when I finished grade 12 (went to one room rural…