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13 years ago
george:
I had very strong suspicions about a dancer I saw in a Toronto club. The combination of all the non-alterable body parts made me suspicious - deep voice, height, fingers, adam's apple, shoulder width, obvious bolt-ons. This was a FS club but I did not have the courage or curiosity to take this creature to the VIP.
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13 years ago
Happily eating dirt on a well site in south eastern Alberta. Monday is not a holiday in Canada. Last Monday (May 23) was a Canadian holiday.
Might have to partake in gatorfan's holiday activity.
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13 years ago
We talk among ourselves in mostly general terms plenty here on tuscl.We can certainly keep our mouths shut about specifics in clubs.
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13 years ago
I enjoy the fine stage dancing in Alberta SCs but that is ALL that I enjoy about Alberta's lame clubs.
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13 years ago
Being a naive hillbilly Canadian I know none of the cities cited in the article apart from a few visits to Detroit for SC action.
The only time in my entire life when I have been scared shitless for my personal safety occurred on a seismic shoot in the Rocky Mountain foothills of western Alberta. I chanced on a sow grizzly and her two cubs. I scurried into my Nodwell just before the old girl charged me. The big old bear had smashed a window and was rocking the vehicle before I had the machine fired up to make my escape.
I will never ever forget the sight of that bear's claws and teeth so close to me. Just telling this story all these years later makes my sphincter want to let loose!
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13 years ago
DUH !!
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13 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Geez, clubber, I wish. When I started working all those years ago I can remember gas as low as C$0.329/Imperial gallon and diesel at C$0.179/Imperial gallon.
As an aside, I can't believe you Americans don't convert to metric - life is just so much easier in that system.
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13 years ago
Never had this experience. I would love it, however. I will certainly push for it the next time I visit the "right" kind of club.
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13 years ago
I guess I am weird. I like lap dances but Mr. Wood almost never wakes up with that kind of stimulation. A little skin on skin stimulation - BOING !!
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13 years ago
The club where I scored takeout to my Kenworth last week is filled with nothing but sweaty grimy guys; it is the nature of the clientele that populates the club's area. The girls score mega bucks with the loonie/toonie toss so they don't mind the rough customers. No lap dances in the club, however.
Takeout can be had, and on the day of my success I was wearing a greasy mud suit and steel-toed boots. I left the hard hat in the truck.
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13 years ago
^^^^^^
Coulda used him as back-up a couple of times back in the 70s when I had to get my guys out of trouble in rowdy oil town bars.
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13 years ago
Another Canada-US disconnect here. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.
The only rapture I experienced yesterday was an explosive shit.
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13 years ago
Add one more to your side, oldCALIFORNIAguy. Bush is beautiful.
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13 years ago
On my entrance into this hobby the drink hustle really irritated me. Now, I just ignore it in high mileage clubs. In low mileage clubs if a dancer I am interested in wants to drink I will step up and buy whatever she wants as many times as she wants it.
It is amazing what can then happen in even strict no-contact clubs!!
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13 years ago
My answer to the question is a resolute "NO". I enjoy the activities of the SC world but the reality is that I am 62 years old. Hot dancers look at me merely as an ATM. I am OK with that. Love just does not happen between guys like me and dancers half or a third my age.
Marry a dancer and she has the key to half of my assets. Enjoying her services in the club gives her access to a tiny pittance of the big pie.
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13 years ago
Four visits (won't be any more).
Two visits to same club in Vancouver. One visit was financial meltdown with trojangreg but barrels of fun. Return visit to same club saw my first ITC BJ in any western Canadian club.
Two visits to same ultra blue collar club in an Alberta oiltown. Expectation on first visit was just lunch and time killing. Turned into my funkiest OTC adventure ever - sleeper of Kenworth I was driving! Return visit next day dancer would have nothing to do with me.
Turned into good month after all. Will be in the wilds of northern Alberta for most of June - nearest SC will be 450km away.
Hello Mrs. Palmer!
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13 years ago
I have some experience with escorts in Western Canada and I have NEVER gone through the procedure you describe.
Here are my moves:
#1. Phone agency or girl.
#2. Meet in bar, lounge, or lobby of hotel.
#3. Check each other out.
#4. Negotiate.
#5. Do deed if negotiations come to deal.
Pretty simple.
I decline any request for ID verification and I will NOT go to any in-call location. I always seem to be able to find what I want.
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13 years ago
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So, rick, what will you do during your off time on all your business trips?
How about going cold turkey when you are in NYC area and 'save' yourself for adventures on the road?
Essentially that is what I do living and working out here in the boonies of Alberta. When I get too twitchy I head off to Toronto or Detroit for some adventures. I have given up on the massage girls and escorts in Alberta. I just like the hunt in SCs so much more!
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13 years ago
The only club I know in the lower mainland of B.C. is No. 5 Orange in Vancouver. It is a very expensive place - $50 lap dances. Stage tipping there is minimal. Usually stage dancers do not do lap dances. House dancers can be very accommodating upstairs. I have received HJ and BJ upstairs at the Orange but be warned: "It will be very expensive and very hard to find." The compensation is that the Orange has spectacularly attractive house dancers.
You will be in Langley - a good hour from the Orange. Can't help you with advice in the Vancouver suburbs. My guess is that you will be in SC wasteland.
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13 years ago
So steve, if this had happened in my $50/song club in Vancouver, how much would all this activity cost before the 'accident' takes place?
Sheesh..........
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13 years ago
Considering the amount of money I spend on SC visits I can be called nothing but a PATHETIC LOSER.
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13 years ago
SuperDude,
If I were ever to meet a dancer, super hot or not, who espoused Ayn Rand's dubious beliefs that dancer would shrivel my dick to peanut size in a nanosecond.
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13 years ago
I came back for another load of iron today and hit the club for lunch again. Damn girl wouldn't give me the time of day this time.
Go figure.
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13 years ago
I am now a confirmed extras hound. OTC is my preference but I can live with a romp in the VIP when I visit Toronto and Detroit clubs.
I continue to visit my 'beloved' Alberta clubs but only searching for OTC; doesn't happen often to me but just enough to keep me coming back in optimism.
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13 years ago
Sorry. OCTP = Oil Country Tubular Products - pipe, drill stem, well casing.