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13 years ago
troop:
About the worms. No worms here but quintillions of noseeums, monster mosquitoes, and what must be genetically transformed horse flies. The noseeums enter your body through the nostrils, mouth, even the pores of your skin for cripes sake! Bathing in diesel once an hour is the best repellent for the scourges in this part of the world.
One horse fly was so big that the camp attendant filled it with 10,000 litres of JP-4 before he realized it wasn't the supply plane!
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13 years ago
I visit a club in Calgary more often than any other club, not because it is a good club but because I am in Calgary frequently on business. First visit I tip my waitress generously for each drink and ask her jokingly for a private dance. She laughs and points to the dancer on stage as a better choice. So I take the stage dancer for private dances and be damned if takeout isn't available! Next visit to the club I give the waitress a fat tip and my thanks. She tells me: "I thought a naughty boy like you might like a dancer like her."
Ever since that visit, that waitress has been giving me 'tips' about the current roster of dancers whenever I show up at the club. About 50% of the time I score some sweet takeout. Since there are no house dancers at this club, just a different roster of touring dancers every two weeks or so, this waitress is pure gold for me. I continue to tip this waitress very well, even took her out to dinner once - but she refuses to 'play' with me.
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13 years ago
I'm with lopaw. She is a wise lady - 'it's all pink on the inside'. And, I have a fatal attraction for the 'pink'.
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13 years ago
What the hell is pastitsio?
Tonight the camp cook up here outdid himself - weiners and beans, instant mashed potatoes and canned gravy, and the ever popular lime Jello for dessert !! The guy gets paid $5k/mo for this swill!
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13 years ago
harrydave:
Please tell me where I can get free sex.
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13 years ago
Bad girl, lopaw. Visions are floating through my brain! lopaw? Huge cameltoe? Outrageous wit?
I am a goner in this miserable bush camp where I am spending the month of June with 33 other guys.
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13 years ago
My franklins and grants and in Canada my browns and reds.
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13 years ago
17?? Holy shit! My first serious SC visit didn't happen until I was 61. When I was 17 I had been working for two years, had two water trucks and one other employee.
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13 years ago
george:
Maybe you SHOULD move to Alberta. All that you describe of the new rules in Louisville matches exactly the state of affairs in Alberta SCs. One exception: dancers do get naked on stage but you can tip the girls only by throwing loonies or toonies across the moat at them. Lap dances are supposed not to exist. Out here they are called private dances. Tipping in the booths in clubs with no stooges or cameras can occasionally be fruitful.
I hope you have chilled out after your morning rant; don't want the blood pressure sky rocketing.
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13 years ago
I could NEVER spend money like a drunken sailor. I am able to spend money like a drunken oilman, however.
That state of sobriety often seems to go hand-in-hand with my SC visits.
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13 years ago
2 - huge, natural
2 - big, natural
2 - C cup, natural
2 - B cup, natural
2 - all other naturals
2 - enhanced (only if I am drunk)
That about does it for me.
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13 years ago
I am not a regular at any club and apart from one brief infatuation I have no ATF. Marital status of any dancer that appeals to me is of no consequence.
What happens in the VIP is of GREAT consequence to me whether she be married or single.
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13 years ago
I really have to thank the founder for TUSCL this weekend. Currently I am in a bush camp in Canada's North West Teritories sitting out downtime waiting for new equipment to arrive from the south. A dry camp, no TV, no good books, blah food, and internet for surfing only when the satellite time is not needed for the business of my company.
Digging through the archive of old reviews, articles, and discussions of TUSCL has kept me sane and entertained this weekend.
That, and blasting the monster horse flies with the howitzers we have to defend ourselves from those nasty beasties!
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13 years ago
Is that dong really micro?
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13 years ago
The only time I ever had to wait - a tip to the bouncer moved my girl and me to the head of the line.
Death glares from the other guys in line and a big grin from my girl (and the bouncer)!
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13 years ago
I'm in total agreement with 'daddy' steve229; even though I PAY for every single lap dance I receive.
Sheesh.
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13 years ago
Lucky daddy....
Sheesh !
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13 years ago
I am thinking that my LIFETIME count of sexual encounters is not much more than the reported US national annual average. And, easily half of my lifetime count has happened in the last three years. The past year when I have been sampling the delights of SCs has been the most active sexual time of my entire life.
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13 years ago
The stories I could tell about my time in regular bars! I did uncountable business deals in the bar of Calgary's best steakhouse over 25+ years, including the deal that made me truly wealthy. Customer appreciation nights in Cowboys during the Stampede! Vigorous, animated booze-fueled debates about history, politics, culture over bottles of Latour in the wine bar in Saint Raphael. Fascinating people that a guy like me would never have met otherwise. Breaking up fights so that I had a reliable crew of rig pigs for the next day's work. And on and on and on.......
One thing I never did in bars during all those decades was hook up with women. I was a total working fool. Bars were just another office or stress release for the pathetic life I was leading.
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13 years ago
Me too, george. Some months my bill for pussy food can be astronomical!
rick, all I ever seem to find are the strays and it can be very time-consuming trying to domesticate them.
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13 years ago
Sober? I am a cheap bastard.
Drunk? I tip like a rap star.
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13 years ago
Similar to shadowcat`s grievous wounds. I have had my dignity shredded numerous times, seems to heal fairly quickly though.
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13 years ago
You bastard, vince! No babes out here south east of DirtyAss, Alberta (no beaches either but acres of sand). Next week I will be in muskeg country in the far north. Aaaah! the mosquitos, the quintillions of noseeums, the monster horse flies!
I hate you, vincemichaels.
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13 years ago
Geez, troop. You should see me these days! Went to a club a couple of weeks ago in my drilling gear and miraculously had some sweet takeout fall into my clutches. Guess my cash wasn't too grimy!