Adjust your junk?
looneylarry
So, do all dancers prefer that your equipment be pointing north? Or do they generally take it as it lies, whichever way it is pointing? Do you reach in and adjust it so that it will be ready for the way she likes it? Do you wait for her to do it? Do you not reach in at all because of some unstated protocol or the "bounds of polite society"? Do you prefer to let it grow out in whatever direction is natural, even if it gets pinched in some crazy pants fold, especially if you are going commando? Do you tell her to suspend while you rearrange things in the middle of a dance? Do you discreetly ask if she could help you out? Do they reach in and readjust it, or do they try to do it from the outside? Had one dancer who was perfectly happy to let me grow down one inseam--she had to really work at her grinding in an odd position, but she made it work.
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You mean dancers will actually reach in and adjust it for you during a dance? Damn, how come none of these strippers work in the club's I go to? :(
1) Do all dancers prefer that your equipment be pointing north? Or do they generally take it as it lies, whichever way it is pointing.
ANSWER: No. I've seen them happy with it point East, West, or South. Where I go, they're equally adept at most any orientation. Also, they don't care if I instead choose my own direction.
2) Do you reach in and adjust it so that it will be ready for the way she likes it?
ANSWER: Yes and no. I reach in so it's pointing the way I like it. Again, the dancers don't care one way or the other.
3) Do you wait for her to do it?
ANSWER: No, I do it myself when I want to, provided it's not already pointing in the direction I want, or it's caught up in my pants.
4) Do you not reach in at all because of some unstated protocol or the "bounds of polite society"?
ANSWER: "Polite Society," aside from saying please and thank you, doesn't really enter into SC environs. I do usually notify the dancer by saying, "May I adjust myself?" as I gently hold her a few inches away and reach inside. It's not really a permission question, but more of a forecast of what I'm about to do, and then I go ahead and reach in to adjust myself. No dancer has ever said, "No," and only one dance got a little upset when I didn't forewarn her. She thought I was trying to reach down between her legs for a feel, which I wasn't. I've learned from her though, to say something like the above, unless I'm getting an LD from a longtime favorite in a high-mileage club who already knows the drill.
5) Do you prefer to let it grow out in whatever direction is natural, even if it gets pinched in some crazy pants fold, especially if you are going commando?
ANSWER: No, see response to #1 above.
6) Do you tell her to suspend while you rearrange things in the middle of a dance?
ANSWER: Yes, see response to #4 above.
7) Do you discreetly ask if she could help you out? Do they reach in and readjust it, or do they try to do it from the outside?
ANSWER: No, I don't ask them to adjust it. Either I do it, or as happens at some clubs, the girls simply take the initiative by doing the adjusting, usually on the outside, to their liking. I'm often good with their choice... :)
Hope all the foregoing helps.
When it gets hard and its not pointed north it can be uncomfortable to dance on. Plus I'm always thinking "isn't that uncomfortable?"
It's no big deal, so go ahead and touch your junk
Prefer pointing north so I will adjust discreetly if need be. I rarely call a time out except with a current fave. She hasn't gotten the hint I'd like her to do the adjusting.
Sometimes they move it for you. BTW, never wear tight pants to a strip club. You need room to adjust.