The Day after the Rapture
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I had not taken seriously the prophecy of doomsday on May 21, and so you can imagine my surprise when I woke up today in heaven. Heaven, it turns out, is an infinitely upscale strip club, where the dancers are all perfect 10's, the drinks are on the house, and the girls pay you if you let them give you lap dances. Extras are called necessities.
Sorry about all you losers who were left behind, but you have only yourselves to blame.
Sorry about all you losers who were left behind, but you have only yourselves to blame.
17 comments
Seriously tho, don't be a stranger...you stay in touch!
i'm the guy with white shirt and halo. come on over, let's do a shot ;)
However, I'm sure we'll get VIP seating in Hell.
Some people actually believed him and quit their job and used up their savings and drove thousands of miles.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got left behind.
The only rapture I experienced yesterday was an explosive shit.
Yes Steve, but in Heaven the girls pay you double for the privilege of dancing for you.
farmerart
05/22/11 8:46 PM
Another Canada-US disconnect here. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.
^^^
art, you're neighbor heard about it.............
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