Dancer: "I don't want to give that sweaty guy a dance”

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steve229
Current fav rushes over and hugs me as soon as I sit down at the bar. “Thank goodness you're here, some sweaty guy wants a dance, and I really didn't want to give him one.” We order our drinks, and a couple of other dancers stop by to say hello. My fav tells them, “that guy in the back really wants a dance.”

Dancer A: The sweaty guy? No way, he's not wearing underwear.
Dancer B: That's why I won't give dances to guys that wear shorts.

Since wearing shorts commando style is the semi-official TUSCL uniform, I was wondering if any members struck out yesterday?

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shadowcat
14 years ago
Question: how did dancer A know he's not wearing underware?

To answer your question, I did not go yesterday but I have never struck out for wearing shorts and going comando.
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Pablo Antonio
14 years ago
I never wear shorts to a club. I wear dress slacks, they feel nice to the skin. I also shower and shave. I never wear underwear to the club either, but dancers don't seem to mind. The guy's problem is that he's dirty. No dancer wants to dance for a dirty, sweaty guy.
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Drippy
14 years ago
Ditto, Pablo. Dancers know why you are there and the ones I get dances from are ok with me not wearing underwear--dress for success. A shower and aftershave go along way in getting a dancer comfortable with you. As always, YMMV
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Philip A. Stein
14 years ago
A slow day at Bogarts a while back, I was sitting at the bar and a few strippers were right behind me talking shop. One of them mentioned a guy that she wouldn't go near anymore. She said she gave him a bj and he had the worse smelling equipment. One of them agreed and a couple of them mentioned other guys that had stinky junk.

I turn around and say, "I think I'll go to the bathroom and wash my balls." The look on their faces was priceless
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farmerart
14 years ago
The club where I scored takeout to my Kenworth last week is filled with nothing but sweaty grimy guys; it is the nature of the clientele that populates the club's area. The girls score mega bucks with the loonie/toonie toss so they don't mind the rough customers. No lap dances in the club, however.

Takeout can be had, and on the day of my success I was wearing a greasy mud suit and steel-toed boots. I left the hard hat in the truck.
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Dudester
14 years ago
The stripper formula-shoes, teeth, breath, shirt.

Since being a TUSCL member, I've dressed for success, and it works.
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Rod8432
14 years ago
So Steve - Was your "synchronicity" comment on this other post (http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=15…) related to your experience above? Sure sounds like one and the same...
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
LMAO, Philip A. Stein. Welcome back. We'll have to have a drink one day soon at Bogarts and be sure to tell the babes "Our equipment is clean, let's go up in the VIP"
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steve229
14 years ago
Rod - I think Philip A. Stein's other post was written tongue-in-cheek.

My posts, on the other hand, are always 100% true and accurate.
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skibum609
14 years ago
Attire: shorts made out of jersey and long enough so you don't stick out. Commando. Fresh shave. Smile. Never a problem.
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looneylarry
14 years ago
I have had dancers who wouldn't follow another dancer on my lap, because the first one was known to be "sweaty". (See the special sauce thread elsewhere.)
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biggb011
14 years ago
Even if I see a girl that I always get a dance from giving a nasty sweaty guy a dance I wont get a dance from her until she goes and takes a shower and changes her outfit.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
One more reason to get there early in her shift.
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Realist123
14 years ago
How can a dancer tell if someone is going commando? even if she is dancing for him.. whos to say there isnt a 1/4 inch layer of underwear there? that's impossible for her to know unless she for a handjob
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Clubber
14 years ago
There are dancers, and seems a lot, that like the bad boy biker when I am in that persona. Certainly not dirty, but not even close to dressing for success.
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troop
14 years ago
like george said ;)

i've seen some hot dancers give dances to guys that weren't just sweaty, they were filthy.
mechanics covered in grease, construction guys caked in dirt, etc.
i sure don't want them rubbing against me after they've done a round with those guys, yuck!
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farmerart
14 years ago
Geez, troop. You should see me these days! Went to a club a couple of weeks ago in my drilling gear and miraculously had some sweet takeout fall into my clutches. Guess my cash wasn't too grimy!
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
Well, when the cash is covered with oil, farmerart. The gals know a gusher when they see one!!
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Clubber
14 years ago
fa,

Maybe she just needed to be "drilled"!
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troop
14 years ago
art, i saw your post about your takeout. more power to you my friend, i'm just saying that i don't want some chick rubbing on me after she's been with a grimey guy, any grimey guy. if i'm paying i want her clean. hell, i want her clean even if i'm not paying ;)
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