Comments by joesparty (page 6)

I like Hustler and think you would fit in nicely there. Good mix of body types. However, my regular rotation of clubs is somewhat limited, so maybe others will chime in. PM me if you want more info.

No. And by tipping, you're already more generous than many of the guys there. Just say a polite no if anyone asks.

Sorry, can't help you, but I'll keep an eye out. One of my big fears is the day my ATF just . . . disappears.

I still kick myself for not going to Adelita's when I was in Tijuana. Went to Hong Kong and, being a newbie, was so freaked out by the whole experience, went back to SD without stopping at other clubs. Maybe someday. Still, I wonder how many people who listen to Sirius get the reference? What channel are they on?

I have yet to try Toronto, but hope to later this year. But if you decide to stay in the USA, you can't beat Detroit.

I think a lot of Americans (myself included, sometimes) talk a good game about sustainable resources, avoiding "conflict" resources (oil, diamonds, etc.), but, when push comes to shove, a lot of Americans (myself included) shop solely for price.

Does your husband know what a lucky SOB he is?

Shadowcat beat me to it: damaged ego only (so far). Oh, and the occasional chafing from, shall we say, overuse. But that comes (ha!) with the territory.

To paraphrase Peter Griffin (after Meg announces she is a lesbian): (if truely bi and into it) "frickin awesome".

I don't care if she's faking as long as she's convincing.

Indeed.

A passport is absolutely required to return home. Two idiot kids in line in front of me didn't have theirs and were grilled quite hard by the immigration officer. They eventually were let through, but only after significant time and hassle.

You are asking about Detroit Penthouse??!!? You have both the right city and one of the right clubs, and you still have to ask? Dude, you are way out of your league here.

I was trying to work in an OTC=Over the Counter joke, but I'm out of my element today. Perhaps someone else can do better.

I'm often told I have beautiful eyes. Ergo, it must be true. I've never known a lying stripper.

If you want some interesting reading on this topic, check out the threads at www.usasexguide. info (cut & paste into browser and remove space before "info"). The guys who are into this literally and very often risk their lives and/or property. I understand the rush it can provide, but no way am I ever tempted to try.

boss435, my question exactly. If they're going to give me a deal, why the hell not? But if it's regular cost x3, then nope.

Indeed.

Good points, skibum609, and all the more reason to keep my worlds separate. But I do feel the need to clarify and/or defend myself about being "wrapped around her little finger." I meant while at the club only. If this degenerates into $$ demands or blackmail attempts I am fully prepared to walk away from her--and the club too, if need be. I guess I was temporarily enamored with the idea of her offer but now see the many dangers. Best to keep the relationship as "professional" as possible.

Thanks, all, for the advice. I knew I could count on you for some thought-provoking responses. Especially gatorfan (although I'm a bit surprised his answer didn't involve my sticking my dick in one of her orifices). To answer a couple questions/issues: yes, she knows I'm married. And yes, LeeH, we are the same age. :-) After sleeping on it and thinking for a while with the big head, I agree with all of you. Too much potential for disaster. If I want to put in the work to create a new FB page (easy, I know, but still work), then I will do it. But probably not. I've worked hard to keep my club life separate from my home life, and I want to keep it that way. I think she will understand. Thanks again.

It's always YMMV. Plus, one guy driving a Volt or Leaf would skew all the results.

"Cover" seems to be common too. Almost never hear rubber anymore.

It means she loves you and wants you to rescue her from her downtrodden life. You come to the message board and ask a bunch of questions about whether it is a good idea to date and/or marry a stripper. After you ignore our advice, you decide to be a white knight and sweep her off her feet, carrying her into the sunset and living happily ever after with many adorable children. Oh, and what george said.

I've stopped using the old "I don't have enough cash" and moved on to "It's not in my budget tonight." Takes some serious willpower on my part, because they often try to find out how much I have. Something along the lines of "I have enough but I'm not going to spend it" usually works.