Every Stripper Has Said That!
chukko
Ohio
This is a topic that has been talked about, but is something that I want to discuss. It's just about the stuff that just seems to be said from every or most stippers you encounter. I'm talkin' about the BS SS that we customers have to put up with so much that their should probably be a new term added to the TUSCL glossary called CS (Customer Shit). CS is are usual response to SS to let the stripper think that we believe their SS just to keep the game alive. For me I usually hear some variant of:
1)SS: "I'm going back to school for nursing."
CS: "That's great! Nursing is a great field to be in. Good luck!"
Thoughts: It seems like every stripper is going back to school for nursing. Yah right. I've only met a few that I've actually believed. It just gets old when I get into a conversation with a dancer and she says the same thing that the last 5 strippers have told me. It's probably, because I tell them I'm in college, but really?
2) SS: (At the end of a lap dance) "I'll come sit with you after a lap dance."
CS: "Great! I'll see you in a bit."
(No Show)
Thoughts: I never believe them. Why? Because the ones who actually do it just do it with out telling me and usually their is an obvious click or connection so it is obvious. The ones who BS, you can read it on their face. If they don't plan to come sit with me then they don't have to lie about it. Lying is normal in a strip club, but blantant lying just makes me not want to ever get a dance from the girl again. If we just ended the dance and she said thank you and left then I would probably ask again. I guess blantantly lying kills the fantasy. Makes the girl look deceitful. I good stripper knows how to lie without making it look like a lie.
So what are your thoughts?
1)SS: "I'm going back to school for nursing."
CS: "That's great! Nursing is a great field to be in. Good luck!"
Thoughts: It seems like every stripper is going back to school for nursing. Yah right. I've only met a few that I've actually believed. It just gets old when I get into a conversation with a dancer and she says the same thing that the last 5 strippers have told me. It's probably, because I tell them I'm in college, but really?
2) SS: (At the end of a lap dance) "I'll come sit with you after a lap dance."
CS: "Great! I'll see you in a bit."
(No Show)
Thoughts: I never believe them. Why? Because the ones who actually do it just do it with out telling me and usually their is an obvious click or connection so it is obvious. The ones who BS, you can read it on their face. If they don't plan to come sit with me then they don't have to lie about it. Lying is normal in a strip club, but blantant lying just makes me not want to ever get a dance from the girl again. If we just ended the dance and she said thank you and left then I would probably ask again. I guess blantantly lying kills the fantasy. Makes the girl look deceitful. I good stripper knows how to lie without making it look like a lie.
So what are your thoughts?
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I did pull a little bit of customer bs with one dancer making her worry I did not remember her name. She didn't look as amused.
Me: So what made you move all the way out here?
Dancer: I came here to get my accounting degree.
Thoughts: She left the Washington DC area, where there are countless public and private colleges and universities, to come to a tiny town with nothing but a small junior college to get an accounting degree? Yeah, right. She's either running from something or following a guy. Not just SS, but really bad SS.
Was she serious when she said she would stop by? Maybe.
Was she unable to account for a whale taking up the rest of her evening? Most likely.
As for whether they'll really sit with you after a dance, I think it depends on whether they think they can get more money out of you in the future. If you live nearby and just spent lots of money on them, they will generally come back and sit with you. If you were thrifty or they know you're travelling and there are other potential customers in the club, it doesn't make much sense for them to come back to you.
The few that I've met claiming to go to school actually knew a thing or two about what they said they were studying.
I treat dancers like any first date and give them the benefit of the doubt unless they give me reason to do otherwise.
When I am done giving a customer dances, I go wash up. If I tell him I will come sit with him and I don't, its usually because someone has grabbed me on my way back and wants dances. As much as I'dike to find the previous customer and tell him I can't sit with him, I'm not always able to do it for various reasons.
I don't think any dancer who cares about her job likes to upset a customer. We don't go out of our way to make you think we're full of shit, it just happens sometimes in the hustle of it all.
1. I need to make some more money.
2. The manager / DJ / bouncer / bartender / house-mom is an asshole.
3. I want you to buy me a drink.
4. There's a lot of shit that goes on in this place.
5. My boyfriend was an asshole. (Note: you should NOT necessarily believe the "I just broke up with him" or the "We're not still together" part.)
6. My feet are tired.
7. That other girl is a dirty whore.
Over time as an experienced clubber I have become essentially immune to SS - just don't let them manipulate into giving handouts / loans / shopping money (for services not performed). See my article on Dealing with Dancer Drama.
CS: "That's great! Nursing is a great field to be in. Good luck!"
Dude, they probably are doing that just to get closer to the free pills.