Every Stripper Has Said That!
chukko
Ohio
Sunday, June 12, 2011 6:39 PM
This is a topic that has been talked about, but is something that I want to discuss. It's just about the stuff that just seems to be said from every or most stippers you encounter. I'm talkin' about the BS SS that we customers have to put up with so much that their should probably be a new term added to the TUSCL glossary called CS (Customer Shit). CS is are usual response to SS to let the stripper think that we believe their SS just to keep the game alive. For me I usually hear some variant of:
1)SS: "I'm going back to school for nursing."
CS: "That's great! Nursing is a great field to be in. Good luck!"
Thoughts: It seems like every stripper is going back to school for nursing. Yah right. I've only met a few that I've actually believed. It just gets old when I get into a conversation with a dancer and she says the same thing that the last 5 strippers have told me. It's probably, because I tell them I'm in college, but really?
2) SS: (At the end of a lap dance) "I'll come sit with you after a lap dance."
CS: "Great! I'll see you in a bit."
(No Show)
Thoughts: I never believe them. Why? Because the ones who actually do it just do it with out telling me and usually their is an obvious click or connection so it is obvious. The ones who BS, you can read it on their face. If they don't plan to come sit with me then they don't have to lie about it. Lying is normal in a strip club, but blantant lying just makes me not want to ever get a dance from the girl again. If we just ended the dance and she said thank you and left then I would probably ask again. I guess blantantly lying kills the fantasy. Makes the girl look deceitful. I good stripper knows how to lie without making it look like a lie.
So what are your thoughts?
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