Comments by joesparty (page 5)

Hahahaha! Weed! I've never seen a more accurate, deeply insightful comment here, hakanlube. Anybody know where I can get a weed gift certificate for my ATF? I don't actually want to buy it myself.

I like the shopping idea, but I'm still relatively new to this game, and my current favorite is my ATF. I have no idea what I'm doing for Christmas with her, so I like this thread. No car, though!

I agree with georg. Looks only go so far. Some of the hottest girls have been my biggest disappointments.

I'm with rickdugan. I'd rather not think about it. Plus, how do you keep track if she's not the only one (you had it easy with only one). On a side note, I do have a pretty good idea how much I've spent total this year, which is why I'm cutting back. It's pretty depressing to think what else I could have spent that money on.

After reading your update, I'd say you've thought it through pretty well. If I were in your shoes, I'd probably go for it (one week, though, as you said). Good luck, happy travels, and let us not-so-lucky bastards know how it goes.

Very tempting, but I agree with pabloantonio. What are the "sunk costs" you're going to incur just to get her to agree? There's one particular lady I'd love to take on vacation, but I'm pretty sure she couldn't afford to be gone that long, and I don't want to be paying her expenses on vacation and at home. Other than the $$, do you get along well? Spent a lot of time outside the club already? You are the expert here, just trying to give you other things to think about. Finally, what's the nuclear option? What if she's bored to tears on day 3 and you're both miserable?

Holy Shit, Batman. When, exactly, did this purely hypothetical situation occur?

Whew. I thought I was the only one.

I agree with rickdugan. It's almost always about the money. Either they are trying to compete with other girls for limited dollars, of they are desperate for cash--rent's due, kids need new clothes, drug habit, party habit, etc. Some girls are reliably dirtier around the time of the month most of their bills are due. Some girls can't handle this, and that's when they disappear.

When I've spent my entire 401k and am so desperate for cash that I start asking the girls if they'll accept a post-dated check.

Indeed, georgebailey. Unlike vincemichaels, I'm new to the Detroit scene. But if you can't find what you're looking for in metro Detroit, I'd venture a guess you can't find it anywhere. And at reasonable cost, too.

I'd say both. Even if charging only the fee for each song/dance with "spontaneous" sex, money is still being exchanged for sex. If she offers OTC for a few, then she's a hooker who dances for extra money, fun, or to meet clients. Reasonable people can disagree whether this is ok or should be legal, but let's call it like it is.

Good discussion here, but I'm still unclear on one thing: What the hell is a "partial" bj? To me, that's your very first rationalization. Either you allowed some woman who is not your wife to touch/fondle/suck your dick, or you didn't. Like someone else said, would a "partial" [whatever] given by your wife to some other guy be ok?

I'm fine either way, but please, ladies, for the love of Pete, if you're going to shave, NO STUBBLE.

Depending on your marital situation, it could wind up costing upward of half of everything you own. No judgment; just stating what should be obvious (but is something many of us forget when the big head cedes decision making responsibility to his little brother).

I don't like to share, so OTC is always preferable.

My ATF likes to say she is a therapist. Probably true. I don't divulge many personal details to dancers, but if I know one well, like my ATF, I will give up stuff that wouldn't be harmful if she blabs to others. And except for my ATF, none of them know my real first name. Call me paranoid. Anyway, I can see how the dancers would be treated much like a friendly bartender. Especially if they sit with you for a while, what else are you going to talk about? You can only chat about weather, sports, and make small talk for a short time. Not to mention the class of people (guys and dancers both) who have no filter between brain and mouth and constantly spout TMI.

My innocence and naiveté.

I used to go to Windsor for the casino and a little takeout (yes, outcalls are legal, but some cities require the girl to have a license). Entering Canada was never more than a couple questions. Coming back was always a little more intrusive, but the last time was unbelievable. Officer absolutely didn't believe I had been to the casino, but I had. I wonder if telling him about the takeout too would have made it easier. Searched my car. Kept asking me about weapons. The best line was " You're telling me you work in Detroit and don't carry any weapons?" He finally let me go when he found out I was a fellow fed employee. But what a dick.

Depends on the club, though I agree with your general observations. But at the famous Bogart's in Inkster, MI, the full menu is on full display in the open "VIP" room. Some girls try to be discreet, but some, especially the drunk and/or high ones, or those who just don't care, let it all hang out. I've seen some pretty amazing stuff in there (as in, I'm amazed people will do that with others watching).

My all time favorite restaurant is in Chicago. I go there at least once every time I visit. Now, some might say that Chicago has thousands of restaurants and that I should try something different. And I usually do. But my dining budget, not to mention my time, is limited. And I know the food will always be good at my favorite place, the service always pleasant, and the drinks always small. So I'll go back--repeatedly--until one or more of those variables change. So, yes, I know exactly what you mean.

Jennifer Garner

It's a classic bad debt. You intended to be paid, and she intended (or so you thought) to repay you, but you have (wisely, in my pinion) decided not to collect. Classifying it as such will remind you to think twice in the future. Or, in accountant-nerd lingo, the account is "CNC." Currently not collectable.