Everyone needs a little Faith... funny story at my expense

Had a fav at Leggs Lounge, John's Hot Spot, and Bogarts named Faith. Short blond hair, kind of sassy, spunky. Normally not my type but I found her to be very sexy. Last time I saw her, she had been in a fight in the Hot Spot parking lot, and was told not to come back for awhile. Saw her at Bogarts once or twice... later asked about her, and was told to try the Silver Cricket further up Michigan Ave.

So, a few months ago I start dropping in there, trying to catch her. I ask about her, and I'm told she just went down to Alabama for a few weeks or a month. Try back later. I try back later, and keep just missing her. "Oh, she usually works (insert name of today here), but she's not here today. Try Friday, she's almost always here on Friday." Last Friday, I walk in as usual and look around. She's not on the floor. I sit down and order a drink, waiting to see if she appears. A tall blond with greatly inhanced assets finishes her set on stage, and saunters over. Her: Would you like some company? Me: Thank you, but actually I was looking for someone, but I don't see her. Her: What's her name? Me: Faith. Her: I'm Faith. Me: (pause)... LOL! You mean I've been coming in here for months, off and on, trying to meet up with the wrong Faith? Her: What does she look like? Me: (gives description) Her: No, I don't know her.

Okay, so any of you Detroiters out there, especially you Hamilton junkies, no if the "real" Faith is still around, and where???

Thanks!