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11 years ago
One Night - What Is The Best Strip Club in DetroitLast time I was at h8s it was the worst group of dances I have seen. Penthouse or bts for one night. For a long night go to bogarts then the flight club.
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11 years ago
Free blow jobs?I have gotten a complimentary blow job for the price of the lap dances. Still haven't gotten a free drink in a club.
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11 years ago
Fuck the WhoreJackslash, what did you do with her? Dinner, drinks, great conversation?
There are some good ones out there with no talking, no drinks just sex.
I am always looking for at least the slightest connection between me and the girl before we have fun.
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11 years ago
Weirdest night thus far as a dancerI going to call bullshit on this one. The original comment was from a one of one reviewer and this is just a rehash of his made up story.
I heard plenty of millionaire stories from the girls in Atlanta. Not even half of them true.
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11 years ago
39I count because that is what I am good at. It is a data driven world and autistic people like me are in high demand. I thought of one outrageous number that even the no extra's guys can think about.
The real question is could you go to the strip club often enough to get 1,000 lappers in a year?
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11 years ago
Detroit ClubsSince bankruptcy. No change.
Mayoral election will probably have more impact on the club scene in Detroit than bankruptcy. Election is November 5th.
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11 years ago
Dress to impress?Suits allow you to have no keys, cash, condoms in your pants pockets. Plenty of room for your huge pile of cash and a burn phone for stripper numbers and maybe even some lube for her back door.
I have been pointed out as a cop by customers in low end clubs because I dress nicer than other customers but my clothes come off the rack. I wear a suit or sport coat because it is easy to look better than to have to overcome the fact that I am a fat old white guy.
There are plenty of guy's doing better than me in shorts and t shirts so in the end it is what every works for you.
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11 years ago
STILL no Ohio clubs listed on the Top 100Minnesota has 3 clubs in the top 100 and one club in the top 25. I would not have a single one of them in my top anything list. If the king of diamonds is in your top 25, there is a good chance you have only been to 25 clubs.
Ohio can't be any worse than Minnesota. Reviewers in Minnesota just haven't been anywhere else.
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11 years ago
Best strip club cityI have one more vote for TJ. The top two clubs in TJ are more like strip clubs than you think. That said I just got back from Detroit. I don't know how you could ever have a favorite in TJ because the girls turn over pretty fast. I have multiple favorites in Detroit I have been seeing off and on for the last three years.
I don't know if Detroit is my favorite market, but it is the one I am most attached to. I love Detroit even if she beats me every now and then.
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11 years ago
Describe a dancer to one of your buddies so that he can cash in on a treasure.Dick sucking lips. Ass you could rest a beer on. She looks just like Taylor Swift.
Now these are three different girls.
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11 years ago
Detroit's Strip Club Prophet on HBOJack, are you in the TV series? I not only know people in the series but I know people described in the comments of the article.
Thanks for the article George.
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11 years ago
Is It Too Much?Jack, since you live in the Detroit area you can do a little or as much as you like. I you need to you just go back to the club the next day.
For me, I have to do it all in one trip since there is nothing that interesting where I live. I have only two days to do Monday/Tuesday, Thursday/Saturday. With all my visits to Detroit, I have only done OTC once in Detroit.
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11 years ago
My unofficial Top Ten listI have been to Tootsies, Scarlett's and Mons Venus. From a pure talent perspective Mons Venus is way ahead of anything I have seen at Tootsies or Scarletts or any other club for that matter. Mons Venus is not that good a club except for the most beauty women and fully nude two way contact lap dances. No alcohol, no where to even just sit, just totally nude lap dances right next to some guy getting totally nude lap dances.
Talent level puts Penthouse Detroit in the realm of Tootsies and Scarletts and extras/private lap dance rooms for free to $20 tip put it over the top. Same lap dance room at Tootsies costs you $125.
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11 years ago
Where should I go?Thanks for all the ideas. Surprised I did see anyone from ATL chime in.
Right now I am deciding between San Diego and Atlanta and check Follies off my list.
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11 years ago
Really the Greatest SC Story EVAH Told!!!Sounds familiar except for the ouch part.
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11 years ago
"She's Fucking the DJ"If you think she is fucking everyone in the club including the DJ bareback, the truth really won't be that bad.
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11 years ago
Strippers And HorsesMy favorites don't even return my texts. Now I am jealous of horse meat tenderloin, other peoples favorites and Europe.
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11 years ago
STD'sI would like this to be a better lesson about how you should never have unprotected sex but alas it is not the case. I practice safer sex and as of yet I have not gotten an STD.
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11 years ago
NuruThere is a Latina advertising real Nuru Massage for $300 in the Minneapolis area. I have not given it a try.
Clubber, my ATF could have passed for a sister of Asa Akira. Only lasted eight months but she was quite the character. No massages for me but BBBJ and an OTC visit. Not too many Asian girls in Detroit, but she was a good one.
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11 years ago
Is TUSCL safe? I checked it.Definitely not safe. Before I visited this site I had 10's of thousands of dollars and didn't even know a stripper might give you a blow job or have sex with you.
Definitely not safe.
Founder thanks for all your hard work.
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11 years ago
Tijuana- any words of wisdom from tuscl's elder statemen?Just back from TJ this weekend. As a big fan of Detroit, Hong Kong is no comparison with Detroit. Both the good and the bad. I have not been to every club but I have been to a couple of good markets in the US and there is nothing like Hong Kong. Adelita Bar can compare with the easy of extras of a top club in Detroit or Miami but the girl costs $60-$100 plus hotel for $12-$15 for 30 minutes. Top girls are as pretty as any club I have been to including Mons Venus and Mexican girls vary from black to brown to white with small natural breasts, tiny butts to giant titties and butts you can set a serving tray on. I speak no Spanish and I get along just fine.
I have made four trips to San Diego and eight trips into TJ. I am cheap on hotels and usually stay in south bay. I stayed at the Best Western on E st in Chula Vista last weekend. I would advise getting a three star Hotwire hotel deal downtown/bayside but I would stay at the Best Western again. Take the train to the border and be back to the border by 12:58am and you can take the train home. If you decide to screw the light skinned black girl with the big hair that spoke no English at 1 am you can take a cab from the board but you will need more than a couple of bucks to get home. $32 bucks to E street but it was worth it.
I should do a recap of my trip and the benefits of TJ to share with all.
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If u can't beat um join umGot milk on me once. Did ask for it, it just came out.
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11 years ago
Why do Dancers have to lie so much.I am actually surprised at how honest most of the girls are. I have gotten hustled a few times but for the number of girls I "meat" I actually have way more even handed or better experiences than ROB experiences.
Some of my success it is going to the same clubs and seeing the same girls and some is the type of girl I am looking for. I get dances from new girls and I get dances for girls who have been dancing at a club for many years.
I would say I had more trouble in the past in Minnesota with ROB's then I ever had in Detroit.
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11 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Immediate odd situation - timely feedback. appreciatedI think that's how I want to leave TUSCL. Tell everyone it doesn't feel right and then go and do it anyway. To top it off I want Shadowcat to post the news story with his own 2 am title.
Been there and done that. I just didn't ask anyone's advice.
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11 years ago
Arab or Indian dancers in Detroit?I think you will be hard pressed to find an Arab dancer anywhere. I did get a dance from one at BT's in Dearborn but haven't seen her on recent visits. Had a dance from an Arab girl in South Florida but she was a Christian. Gorgeous one at that. But like Ermita_nights said you can't hardly find an Asian girl in Detroit much less an Arab one.