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11 years ago
Best lap dances I ever had involve dancers loosing track of the number of songs in my favor, a lot of kissing and usually conclude with a complimentary bareback blowjob. At which point I regret the kissing part.
I think your dancer is on the right track with the hardest thing to judge is looks. To me the prettiest dancers are not usually the best lap dancers. The pretty girls might be good at the extras but not lap dancing.
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11 years ago
Just more proof I pay the highest prices everywhere I go.
Papi I always pay more than $400 in south Florida.
I did once pay $50 for a CBJ in Detroit but I also bought two dances. Once at a high end club I paid $200 for FS and once $200 for a BJ with a FS upgrade. Now that is not counting the blowjobs and sex I get for just the cost of dances, but nothing is really free is it.
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11 years ago
I wont pile on to Shadowcat but I agree with gsv. I have been to both TJ and Detroit within the last three months. In fact I will have been to both in the next three weeks. I might actually have something to contribute on this topic.
TJ great for less expensive, hard partying full service experience with the benefits of hotel with a shower. You will have to learn to deal with the constant request for tips, food and drinks but not so much the girls. TJ on the streets is pure capitalism.
Detroit can be a more upscale laid back strip club experience with extras opportunities every bit as easy as TJ. Detroit can provide a private experience but without the shower and it will cost you more. Detroit is much cheaper than my upscale south Florida experiences but south Florida accommodations can be quite good as well.
I have done three visits to TJ with the third one was close to my best weekend anywhere. I speak no spanish and have had no issues with having fun in TJ. I have been to Detroit 17 times each with great new experiences and my share of mistakes.
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11 years ago
Never done just one night in Detroit. I drive there and then drive home at the end of the weekend. I could design a good night in Detroit but I think I would select Miami or San Diego/Tijuana. You can have a full day and night at either city. Miami clubbing is about 5x more expensive than TJ.
Detroit is a little lacking in the daytime vacation stuff. I will keep this idea of "just one night" mind. Maybe early November experiment.
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11 years ago
Tuesday's at Bogart's is $10 dances. For all the fun you want to have $600 is a little low in my opinion even for Detroit. Two girls at the flight club /Penthouse could easily talk you out of the full $600 in no time. Cover charges and valet can eat into your fun in a hurry.
My plan would be to go to Bogart's and see if anything interests you. If not continue to Penthouse/Flight Club/BT's/Players and spend the rest with BT's being the best/cheapest choice and Penthouse Club being the most expensive.
With so many goals for your trip it is possible you will be disappointed.
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11 years ago
Just booked my trip to TJ in August. With the exchange rate now dollars are better than pesos. The smart guys exchange dollars for peso's for around a 20% savings (800 pesos or $80 for a Hong Kong girl), (600 pesos or $60 for a Adelitas girl).
Exchange rate is almost 13 pesos to the $1.
I personally have never done the exchange to pesos. I am ugly and dumb.
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11 years ago
I only buy crown condoms. Hard to find in even in the sex stores but I have found them online (cheaplubes.com) cheaper than the normal brands in the retail stores. I am not using the super fancy version of crown but the normal crown condoms are half the thickness of Trojan thin condoms.
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11 years ago
TJ is cheaper than both of them. Guy just wrote a story about Full service from a street walker in TJ for $25 plus $6 dollars for a hotel room.
Never done it that cheap in TJ but still cheaper and more comfortable than Bogart's. Can't comment on Follies.
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11 years ago
Hey juicebox. I'm in san diego right now. After the race I am heading back to tj for a nother night of fun. 4 girls last night. How out there were you?
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11 years ago
I would be interesting to see how many dancers are working at Penthouse and Coliseum Thursday through Saturday that week.
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11 years ago
My final words on this subject. Founder pm'd me and gave me back my review credits I had lost with a reminder to just submit original reviews.
My plan is keep the detail about the club same so new viewers can get the layout of the clubs without having to crawl through hundreds of reviews. I will drop my top list out of the bottom of my reviews because I got feedback that at least some people don't care. I will had more details of my individual escapades each time I visit a club which aren't really a review but will let everyone know how much fun I had.
I only right reviews after I have visited a club but I have visited some clubs like the Penthouse club in Detroit 16 times so I have 16 reviews.
Well I am off to clubs ranked one and two this weekend with new format reviews to be provided later. Still can't believe King of Diamonds in MN is #4 and Mons Venus is #16. Those are comparable clubs with no comparison. Mons kicks King of Diamonds ass every time.
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11 years ago
Jerikson40 - Just submitted a review today that was approved and I am good now through June 13, 2013.
jackslash - don't know what to say. New clubs start from a blank sheet. For clubs I have been to before I make updates starting with the previous reviews.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Wouldn't have been cheaper to just hire Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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11 years ago
Total reviews are 59. All credit for those reviews except one have been removed. Founder wasn't specific. I believe Founder felt the whole review was copied.
New style of reviews are quicker. Don't have to use a format at all. Just Juicebox69 style stream of consciousness.
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11 years ago
Thanks for the second post Art. You had me worried that Toronto would be as expensive as my Miami trip.
I was taken advantage of by a couple of girls down in South Florida. They were exactly what I was looking for and I provided little resistance in the negotiation along with being light on details before I made it up to the VIP room.
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11 years ago
No one said The Inner Room in Cocoa Beach.
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11 years ago
Found this on the internet. $45 one way cab fare to Tootsies. Stripclublarry, you could use a more creditable strip clubs in your review list. I would take this chance to at least visit Tootsies.
http://www.taxifarefinder.com/main.php?city=Miami&from=3925+Collins+Ave%2C+Miami+Beach%2C+FL+33140&to=150+NW+183rd+St%2C+Miami%2C+Florida+33169
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11 years ago
Yes, please post up to date reviews. I am planning to check out Toronto in July.
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11 years ago
Is unbuttoning you pants asking? If so I have to take one off of the three complimentary blowjobs I received in just one night. Of the four or more I have received the common thread between them is too much alcohol for the dancer. I didn't not get any of them drunk and only bought drinks for two of the girls. I would like to tip my hat to a whale at the Penthouse club for buy a special dancer drinks all afternoon so she would sit with him. Her drunk blowjob was the best blowjob of my life.
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11 years ago
Glad to here everyone had a good time. I was pretty sure clubber was tired of me after only a few minutes as he left first. It is also good to hear that Papi_Chulo got a few dances since I thought I was the only one who spent any time with the girls at Tootsies.
Only two to three regrets. 1) Felt I hardly talked to Clubber and thought maybe he thought I wasn't tough enough to go to his kind of clubs. Which is true. 2)Papi_Chulo invited me to visit a real Miami club and I turned him down. 3. After everyone left I lost control and blew through a ton of money but I had fun so I guess that is o.k.
Thanks Jackslash, Clubber and Papi_Chulo for being so hospitable while I was in south Florida.
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11 years ago
Papi already reached out to me so I now have the secret number. A couple of links I found were:
http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/bestOf/index/2012/
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2012-06-14/news/best-of-miami-2012-25th-anniversary/full/
I will be in south Florida on Friday. If you have any suggestions on places that might interest us other than strip clubs let us know.
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11 years ago
Art, I don't know what you are talking about. It was snowing in Minnesota yesterday and may snow again on Wednesday a week before Miami. I am starting to think spring is just a myth.
Remember Art, you can't buy more time and this would just be an opportunity lost. An opportunity to take a Latin girl upstairs that doesn't speak a word of English and will hold up a certain number of fingers to tell you how much it costs. If you aren't interested in that opportunity I can list about five more you would be missing out on.
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12 years ago
I only club in Detroit and places elsewhere. Haven't been to a Minnesota club in a couple of years.
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12 years ago
I have seen cops outside of Tootsies in case there was trouble. I have seen a cop inside Bogart's talking to a bouncer. I have seen cops having dinner at the Penthouse club in dress blue uniforms.
In early March on my first visit to Players I saw a cop come into Players in uniform around 11 pm and later come back around midnight in street clothes when the bartender introduced me to him. He already had a beer so I thanked him for his years of service and went back to get some more dances from the ladies.
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12 years ago
Dougster, I am the one wearing the suits in the low end clubs in Detroit thinking my moves are working.
My first visit to the Penthouse club had by far the highest quality of girls of any of my visits. That was a Thursday visit in the summer with a great day shift and night shift. Since then quality has varied to the down side but I always find so talent at every club I go to In Detroit. Probably the most obvious thing is the collapse in the number of large breasted pretty girls. But that is a different discussion.