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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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The true profession of some tuscl members

Based upon their posts and personalities, here are my guesses as to the true professions of some tuscl members. Motörhead -- Standup comedian Shadowcat -- Gynecologist SJGuy -- quality control inspector for McCormick gravy mixes SJGay -- bath house attendant John Smith -- high…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 95

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Ethical Question

Mary has a question. An ethical question. Is it rong if I recreate sex acts/adventures taught to me by a former lover with my current lover? I'm using the term lover here in the sense of someone that I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 16

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Decisions, decisions

The little head is demanding to be sucked by a cute woman who is less than half my age. He won't be denied. It is happening, but the question is with whom. I have two offers. First video girl.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 32

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Did I do the right thing?

A few days ago a fav asked me for $60 for a specific need. She several times called it a loan. I know strippers well enough to recognize that it may very well end up being a gift,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 32

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Breast size

What's the perfect tit size to you? What sizes, if any, turn you off? My perfect size is a natural D cup. However, I'm good with every size as long as they're natural. I used to avoid A cups but the little…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 31

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It Warms My Heart Sometimes When a Stripper Tells the Truth

I went to the club to see a particular dancer tonight. Shortly after I get there and texted her to say where the fuck are you, I get a return text begging for money. But of course, its…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 10

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The best state for weed

The best selection off weed anywhere is Denver. Great selection, lots of competition, competitive prices with real sales. And out off state residents can now buy a full gram at every store. Not that id ever do

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 13

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Who would you choose?

You are at the height of sexual desire, dying for release. At that moment you may choose to fuck any woman from your sexual past, and there is no risk off detection, disease or any other obstacle. She will…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 20

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Funny strip club names

What are some funny strip club names? Not the old worn out jokes but some new ideas. For example, here's one for a strip club in the south: Tits with Grits

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 5

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Grossly Overweight Women

I've noticed at cam sites that there are always a few incredibly obese women, and these women always have bunches of men in their rooms giving them money. I'm talking about women who probably weigh 350-500 lbs. So…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 22

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A stripper who works 6 nights per week

So I've been pursuing a cute dancer with adorable itty bitty tiny little tits. She's older than I usually like (22) but the little head is in lust with her. I just texted with her to see when…

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Stage tipping practices

In a typical visit to a club where stage tipping is common and you are not sitting at the tip rail, what dancers do you usually tip on stage: A. your favs or ones you want to be favs B.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 36

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Overweight Strippers

I'm not talking about obscenely obese dancers. You couldn't pay me enough to get a dance from one of them. And I'm not talking about thick dancers who aren't really overweight but just "big-boned." Rather I'm talking…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 14

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A modification to my system for paying strippers for sex

Somebody recently suggested this but I don't recall who. I'm trying to not overpay strippers for sex but I can't help feeling like a cheap bastard at the low end of the price spectrum. So along with the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 21

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Ugly dancers

Why do PLs tip ugly dancers? I'm talking about butt ugly girls that every normal guy should recognize as untouchable. And this was not guys sitting at the tip rail. These are guys who walk across the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 30

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I don't understand the little head sometimes

Like last night, he ran my system on a dancer with itty bitty tiny little titties. I'm like wtf, but that's what he wanted. Of course she was a very young redhead with an otherwise good body but stil.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 13

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The Last DS Sex Story?

I sent the DS a text a few weeks ago telling her that I wasn’t going to be seeing her any more. She started out really pissed, but soon she decided to try and convince me to take her…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 20

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It's raining dream strippers

I texted DS II to ask her if she was going to be stripping this school year. Her Facebook page shows that she's still in a relationship with some guy who looks like a nice, normal, non-drug dealer boyfriend,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 22

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Getting rid of a leech

A leech is a dancer who won't leave your table no matter what you say to her. I've had three in my life -- one in PP Columbia, one in PP Greenville, and one in some shitty club in…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Not overpaying strippers for sex

What do you guys pay for an OTC date with an 8, which includes dinner and hotel sex, specifically a GFE including kissing, covered fucking, and if desired a BBBJCIM? What area of the country/size of city are…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 10

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What's the most you've ever spent for one night in a single strip club

I spent a little over $2 K per night a couple times in nyc clubs that I wouldn't be caught dead in today. All I got for that money was an LDK. But that was very early in my…

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Which is better?

What's the best life: 1. A monogamous relationship with a civilian woman in your same age range if the woman is very attractive for her age, is a sexual freak who will try hard to meet your every sexual need…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 46

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How much money would you have to get paid to do this ?

You must have sex with Hillary Clinton. She has you for one hour and you must perform every sex act that she requests. All uncovered. You must give a complete boyfriend experience.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 24

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How long do you typically fuck until completion?

According to this study, the average is 5.4 minutes. Damn. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3753489/The-effective-ways-make-sex-longer-including-avoiding-favourite-position.html Obviously the amount of time varies based upon lots of factors. But still, I don't think I've cum in 5 minutes since high school. For the most part,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 31

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Fake tits

How many non-strippers do you know with fake tits? I'm wondering how common enhancement is among the general population. Of course it's difficult to be sure unless you see her topless, but given our experience on tuscl I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15
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