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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Nude

This is so obvious that I shouldn't have to say it. Except that I think that some of you will inexplicably disagree with me. It's more fun to watch/dance with a fully nude attractive woman than one who is topless.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 32

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Update please

I've been busy lately getting more sex than Bill Clinton at the White House pool, but frankly from what I've noticed in my occasional visits the discussions seem to have been kinda boring lately. Can somebody please give me…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 13

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Who Should I Fuck Tonight

Headed to my fav strip club. Mary Jane is considering a trip on the wild side. No, not anal. But maybe some variety of chocolate. Or Latina. Something I dont usually go for. What kind of pussy…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 23

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What can an attractive stripper say .....

What can an attractive stripper say in one sentence or less that immediately, completely, and likely permanently, ends your potential interest in her? I just had three in one night. 1. Her: Hi, my name's (insert random stripper…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 25

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And you guys think I pay too much to fuck 18 year olds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3981570/Desperate-teenager-reveals-selling-virginity-850-000-buy-home-parents-evicted-claims-no-idea.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Who gives a better blow job: a DS or a DC?

Another way to ask this question is: what's the biggest/best motivation for a woman to sexually satisfy a man in creative ways that fulfill his fantasies: love or money? Until recently, based upon my DS experiences, I would have said money…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 20

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I'm going to order some cheesy tits

and then stop to poop at McDonalds. But I will never order the Anus Pounder. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3942436/Hilarious-misspelled-fast-food-signs-boast-grub-looks-appetising.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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The right way to handle a loss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2FGmmFSzM

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 6

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How to have fun while taking a stripper shopping

Following up on Larry's shopping trip thread, I can see that many of you are missing out on the shopping aspect of the complete GFE. Therefore I'm going to provide a little more detail on how to have a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 38

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Hot or not?

The biggest boobs in the world. https://youtu.be/TUEkwrK9R3M

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 18

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Who do you agree with?

Regarding Jan's fake breasts on the Office, do you agree with Meredith, Kevin, or Creed? https://youtu.be/6xsnqmeq_28 Creed expresses my views perfectly.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 6

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Profound Truths from Rap Crap

They for everybody Pass them all around, they at every club They ain't gon' be loyal, not for anybody Still I love these hoes They for everybody Oh, that was your girl? Oops, I'm sorry Don't bring her around, that bitch just too much money Yeah I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 6

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Is it possible to be addicted to a stripper?

If so, have you ever been addicted to one? I think most of you know my answer to that question.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 31

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 51

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Is there a December Miami meetup?

I remember it being mentioned. I need to make plans if I can come. What are the details

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1

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Can we please change the word fucking

Can we please agree on tuscl to change the word "fucking" instead to "ducking." Cause every ducking time that I type that damn word on my phone it comes up with a "d" instead of an "f." Occasionally…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 17

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My fav blowjob video

I thought I'd post something that everybody can disagree with. This is my absolute fav blow job video on earth. I train my strippers to copy many aspects of this young one's technique. http://www.youporn.com/watch/370564/awesome-amateur-bj/ As an aside, the girl giving…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 24

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Hypothetical question

If you had a wife/girlfriend/significant other who was attractive, turned you on, was faithful as far as you knew, and enthusiastically met your every need for sexual release in creative ways that you enjoy as often as you want, but…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 32

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How does a stripper say "You can fuck me if you pay me for it."

I find that even prostitutes are sometimes reluctant to come right out and say that I can fuck them for money. For example, this is a text i got this morning from Tiny Tits offering some pre-Halloween delight: Wanna meet…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 30

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Stripper name

I need a name for the new stripper with braces. Metal Mouth is my first thought but I figured you guys might have some other ideas.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 36

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Important question. The safety of my dick is at risk here.

Just had dances from an adorable baby stripper. She looks 17 but claims to be 21. We are discussing ways that she can make more money as a stripper and she's a willing pupil. Here's the question. She has…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 41

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Learning language from a stripper

MJ just pointed out to me that I sometimes speak and write in the real (i.e. non-strip club) world using words and phrases that I learned from strippers. For example, I just used in a post the words "cool…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 28

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Conflicts among tuscl members

Who are the people, historically speaking, that have had the biggest conflicts on tuscl? Obviously the biggest is Dougster's hatred of Ricky boy, which to his credit Dougster eventually found a way to continue from beyond the grave.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 92

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A realistic strip club challenge for the week

Get a stripper to give you a blow job in VIP. Cum in her mouth. Tip her extra to swallow. Then post the story on tuscl without identifying the club or the dancer.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 16

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My First Step Into the World of Strip Club Extras

Every journey starts with a first step. This was my first step into the world of strip club extras. This happened roughly 7-8 years ago. It happened in the club where…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 22
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