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6 years ago
Poor goats.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
The original DS was, of course, a 10. Keep looking. You’ll find one.
Good story.
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6 years ago
Yet another example of why a separate discussion forum is needed that would exclude the scum.
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6 years ago
Extras strippers galore and now legal weed! I’d move to Detroit if it wasn’t otherwise such a miserable cold place.
I’ve found buying weeed in legal stores much easier than a “guy.” States I regularly shop in include Colorado, California, Washington, and Oregon. Sounds like Mass won’t be added to that list any time soon.
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6 years ago
Just what we need, another system. But honesty and $$$ work for me.
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6 years ago
The story makes clear that she must be ugly as a witch’s wart. But still nothing prepared me for her picture. I wouldn’t even put SJG’s dick in her. If he has a dick.
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Just ask in a respectful way. I’d say something like “I’m a nice respectful guy who is very safe. If we could agree on the money would you consider meeting me one evening outside of the club.” Worst answer I’ve ever gotten to that question is no.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Please tell us the story of how you washed your car with PDD (Purple dress Donna).
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6 years ago
I’m siting in the club with DS II. I’m planning to get a few dances and leave cause it’s late. She says can I give that loser over there a couple of dances before we go back and I say sure. There’s a new girl that I want to test out so I figure I’ll play with her for a short while and then let the newest DS pleasure me. I’m paying this DS $1K to “date” me every 7-10 days or so.
She doesn’t come back for about 45 minutes which is the time that I have to go. With each minute that passes I get more and more possed. when she finally got back I explained to her that kind of shit would never happen again if she wanted my money. She’s a smart girl and never did anything remotely like that again. I was always her top priority from then on whenever I came to the club. In return she’s the one that got the vast majority of my money.
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6 years ago
While I’ve had strippers give me gifts, it’s rare. Mostly they take, and give sex in return.
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6 years ago
Besides cash, the most popular gift I’ve given a stripper is to take her out to dinner and then shopping to her fav store to buy some clothes. Set a budget and let her buy whatever she wants.
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6 years ago
Standard response.
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6 years ago
It is very sexy to light your stripper’s blunt and watch her get high.
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6 years ago
Thanks for doing your part to make tuscl pathetic again.
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6 years ago
While it’s obviously not the main purpose of the board, I do think that sharing stripper stories is fun and entertaining.
All of my stories really were true. The DS did tell a noisy middle aged woman that she and I were sexual partners. We did get caught by security smoking weed in a very nice hotel. She did once get so derperately horny for me to fuck her that she begged me to cut her tennis shoe laces off because she didnt want sex with shoes on. She did pose for topless pictures on south beach. And on the night I met her, she did give me a blow job and swallow my cum in one of the most strict non extras clubs I’ve ever known. I did also try to buy weed for her once from a cop.
As for my other strippers, those stories are true too. I used to make porn videos with video girl, and I once photographed us having sex in the shower with a go pro. I was the first guy that ever ejaculated into DSIII’s mouth, and I had to teach her how to do it. DSII and I did orally please one another in a catamaran off the beach on a Caribbean island.
But I’ll stop the trip down memory lane. The reason I don't post those stories anymore is that I’m not playing with strippers like that anymore. It was a great ride but you can’t duck 18 year old redheads forever.
I have considered reposting some of the old stories and providing my commentary looking back on the event. And I might do that if there is interest in it. But that seems like living in the past which is not really what I’m going for.
My suggestion is that that others need to step up and provide their stories. Gawker and I have done our part. You don’t need to use my colorful prose, and you don’t need to romanticize everything like I used to do. Just tell it in your own words. It would make the board a better place.
4got, thanks for posting a good suggestion.
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6 years ago
And why would one pay to see women in pajamas when you can go to a strip club and see them nude?
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6 years ago
The amounts I listed are not just the cash that I paid her. It includes all of the travel expenses and gifts. Plus drugs.
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6 years ago
The DS and I played for almost 2 years. So it was around $100K per year. If you count all of my strip clubbing for 25 years, including DSII and III I don’t know what it would be and I’d rather not calculate it.
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6 years ago
What the duck is a lingerie model shop?
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6 years ago
I calculated once what I spent on the DS. Can’t remember exactly what it came to but I think it was around $200K.
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6 years ago
ats funny.
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6 years ago
I know many dancers that would have still tried to poach you.
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6 years ago
I had the same issue a couple of years ago. A older well dressed guy was on an obviously paid date with a very young girl at a strip club. 18, redhead, slim, perfect body. My eyes were glued to her and not the nude women on stage. She was every bit as hot as the DS.
But I couldn’t find a way to subtly tell her that I would be willing to double his price if she would be my girlfriend the next night. There really is no way to pull that off. At least I couldn’t.
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6 years ago
25, football’s not my game. What are your predictions?
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6 years ago
I have never clapped in a strip club. Never come close. Not even for a DS.