From the San Jose Mercury: 60 pregnant goats stolen from Morgan Hill farm.

LOL

LMAO!

Shadowcat how'd you happen across a story from the San Jose Mercury?

If is an farm of goats run by a retired cop I used to know.

wow I better go to Mcdonald

Poor goats.

Has anybody complained about the smell emanating from SJG's mom's basement?

ATACdawg, Bro, there has always been a funky smell in SJG’s mom’s basement for as long as I can remember. It is so bad bro that the Department of Health did an inspection and deemed that basement unsafe to enter without wearing a hazmat suit.

• Bro!

I would suggest checking with Tijuana_Tim and Mamisan. They might have a new caper underway.

SJG

Lol @ this whole thread!

The timing of this is uncanny. Right after the crackdown on San Jose AMP's.

Tijuana Tim and Mamisan always have big schemes in play.

SJG

Damn you Shadowcat. I laughed so hard I almost choked.

"Police received an anonymous tip overnight. A woman was walking her dog and saw a goat run by that was wearing a purple dress. A man was running after the goat yelling come back here Donna! I'm not letting you get away from me a second time! An all points bulletin has been issued for both the man and the goat."